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Fancy 07-09-2010 06:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 148496)
A bear. I'm a terrible swimmer and would have zero chance against Jaws.

Would you rather have a toe cut off or a finger? No choice as to which one either would be.
Toe....my fingers are too valuable.

*Would you rather bleach your head or shave it bald?*

Scorp 07-09-2010 06:55 AM
I'd rather bleach it. For those who don't know me, I'm a fanatic about my hair.

Unless put in a predicament that I absolutely had no choice, then I would be forced to shave it bald.

After accidentally badly cutting yourself all over your body, would you rather swim naked in a bowl of rubbing alcohol or vinegar?


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Originally Posted by Freckle-K (Post 148719)
*Would you rather bleach your head or shave it bald?*

Fancy 07-09-2010 07:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Scorp (Post 148723)
I'd rather bleach it. For those who don't know me, I'm a fanatic about my hair.

Unless put in a predicament that I absolutely had no choice, then I would be forced to shave it bald.

After accidentally badly cutting yourself all over your body, would you rather swim naked in a bowl of rubbing alcohol or vinegar?
Vinegar ~ at least I'd smell like a pickle.


*Would you rather drop a load of bricks on your feet or drop bricks on your parent's feet?*

Gemme 07-09-2010 09:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Freckle-K (Post 148734)
Vinegar ~ at least I'd smell like a pickle.


*Would you rather drop a load of bricks on your feet or drop bricks on your parent's feet?*
I'm going with my mom...only because she's deceased and doesn't use her feet much any more anyway.

Would you rather be conjoined with someone at the head or the hip?

Strappie 07-09-2010 09:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 149184)
I'm going with my mom...only because she's deceased and doesn't use her feet much any more anyway.

Would you rather be conjoined with someone at the head or the hip?
hmmm I'd say the HIP.... this way I can watch when they are do it!... lmccao


Would you rather have a slow death to prepare or a quick fast one?

cane 07-10-2010 05:05 AM
A slow one I think, to be able to get everything in order for my wife, finances etc.

Would you rather be deaf or blind?

Gemme 07-10-2010 10:21 PM
Preferrably neither, but...
 
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Originally Posted by cane (Post 149454)
A slow one I think, to be able to get everything in order for my wife, finances etc.

Would you rather be deaf or blind?
Blind. A life without music as I know it is not a life I want to lead.

Would you rather have your IQ reduced by 50 points or the highest IQ in the world?

Leigh 07-10-2010 11:34 PM
Reduced :|

Would You Rather ~ be unique or be like everyone else?

betenoire 07-10-2010 11:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Braedon (Post 150094)
Reduced :|

Would You Rather ~ be unique or be like everyone else?
Be unique, but that's too easy of a question.

Would you rather eat a spider or a maggot?

Stearns 07-11-2010 12:21 AM
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Originally Posted by betenoire (Post 150097)

Would you rather eat a spider or a maggot?
A maggot. I wouldn't want to deal with the spider's legs. A maggot is small and slimy and would go down easily.

*Would you rather be stuffed and locked into a suitcase or in a 50-gallon drum?

cane 07-11-2010 04:35 AM
A suitcase, easier to break out of I think.

Would you rather be unusually tall or unusually short?

UofMfan 07-11-2010 09:20 AM
Unusually tall. Who wants to be like Tom Cruise?

Would you rather be in a room full of live snakes or in a room full of vomit?

Blade 07-11-2010 09:31 AM
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Originally Posted by UofMfan (Post 150221)

Would you rather be in a room full of live snakes or in a room full of vomit?
I'll take the snakes any day!

WYR live without aircondition or without heat?

moxie 07-11-2010 09:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Blade (Post 150229)
I'll take the snakes any day!

WYR live without aircondition or without heat?

Without heat. You can only take so many clothes off.

WYR eat a handful of whole peppercorns or a bottle of tabasco sauce?

Arwen 07-11-2010 09:40 AM
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Originally Posted by puregrrl (Post 150233)

Without heat. You can only take so many clothes off.

WYR eat a handful of whole peppercorns or a bottle of tabasco sauce?

Tabasco. The peppercorns are too crunchy. LOL

WYR eat an oyster or a rocky mountain oyster?

Blade 07-11-2010 09:44 AM
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Originally Posted by puregrrl (Post 150233)

WYR eat a handful of whole peppercorns or a bottle of tabasco sauce?
Hmmm the thought of that makes my butt hole burn....
peppercorn I guess.

WYR be stung by a wasp, hornet, honey bee or yellow jacket?

moxie 07-11-2010 09:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Arwen (Post 150234)

Tabasco. The peppercorns are too crunchy. LOL

WYR eat an oyster or a rocky mountain oyster?


Ewwwww. A regular oyster.


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Originally Posted by Blade (Post 150237)
Hmmm the thought of that makes my butt hole burn....
peppercorn I guess.

WYR be stung by a wasp, hornet, honey bee or yellow jacket?
A honey bee.

WYR give a speech in front of a large crowd or do karaoke in front of a full house? (no alcohol involved)

Arwen 07-11-2010 09:53 AM
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Originally Posted by puregrrl (Post 150241)

WYR give a speech in front of a large crowd or do karaoke in front of a full house? (no alcohol involved)
Speech any day. Karaoke and me make SCARYoke.

WYR be surprised or know what you are getting for a gift?

moxie 07-11-2010 10:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Arwen (Post 150244)
Speech any day. Karaoke and me make SCARYoke.

WYR be surprised or know what you are getting for a gift?
I love surprises (only good ones though).

WYR cook a meal for a date or go out to dinner?

paposeco 07-11-2010 10:16 AM
wyr
 
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Originally Posted by puregrrl (Post 150255)
I love surprises (only good ones though).

WYR cook a meal for a date or go out to dinner?
Considering my cooking skills..lol, going out to dinner is the only kind thing to do.

wyr, keep a lover by telling lies or risk losing them by speaking the truth?

Arwen 07-11-2010 10:43 AM
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Originally Posted by paposeco (Post 150262)
Considering my cooking skills..lol, going out to dinner is the only kind thing to do.

wyr, keep a lover by telling lies or risk losing them by speaking the truth?
Truth. Always. Lies never work.

WYR wear cute shoes that hurt or ugly shoes that are comfortable for an hour?

Gemme 07-12-2010 08:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Arwen (Post 150268)
Truth. Always. Lies never work.

WYR wear cute shoes that hurt or ugly shoes that are comfortable for an hour?

Cute shoes. I've always worn ill-fitting shoes, so that's no biggie.


WYR kiss a crocodile in heat or a cranky platypus?

Arwen 07-12-2010 10:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 151521)
Cute shoes. I've always worn ill-fitting shoes, so that's no biggie.


WYR kiss a crocodile in heat or a cranky platypus?

Crocodile.

Platypus' have a poisonous thingy.

WYR watch a show on snakes or hold a real snake?

ruthie14 07-12-2010 10:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Arwen (Post 151575)
Crocodile.

Platypus' have a poisonous thingy.

WYR watch a show on snakes or hold a real snake?
OOOOOOOOO easy one... HOLD ONE! I LOVE SNAKES! I know, I'm a strange femme. lol

WYR own a snake or a lizard?

Fancy 07-13-2010 07:26 AM
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Originally Posted by ruthie14 (Post 151610)
OOOOOOOOO easy one... HOLD ONE! I LOVE SNAKES! I know, I'm a strange femme. lol

WYR own a snake or a lizard?
After petting and visiting with one this last weekend, I'd say SNAKE for sure. Who knew that boa constrictors had such personality!

WYR tell a joke at a funeral or fart loudly in public?

chefhottie25 07-13-2010 09:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Freckle-K (Post 151688)
After petting and visiting with one this last weekend, I'd say SNAKE for sure. Who knew that boa constrictors had such personality!

WYR tell a joke at a funeral or fart loudly in public?
tell a joke at a funeral...i have probably actually done it
Would you rather drink 1 gallon of ketchup or 1 gallon of mustard?

Arwen 07-13-2010 10:07 AM
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Originally Posted by chefhottie25 (Post 151775)
tell a joke at a funeral...i have probably actually done it
Would you rather drink 1 gallon of ketchup or 1 gallon of mustard?

Catsup because I can make poor man's tomato soup.

Would you rather go to New Orleans or San Francisco?

chefhottie25 07-13-2010 10:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Arwen (Post 151793)

Catsup because I can make poor man's tomato soup.

Would you rather go to New Orleans or San Francisco?
new orleans...san francisco is overrated
Would you rather live as a dog or live as a cat?

Arwen 07-13-2010 10:17 AM
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Originally Posted by chefhottie25 (Post 151799)
new orleans...san francisco is overrated
Would you rather live as a dog or live as a cat?
Cat. Dogs are expected to fetch, sit, stay. Cats expect you to pet, feed, piss off. :D

WYR live without salt or pepper?

Ebon 07-13-2010 10:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Arwen (Post 151803)
Cat. Dogs are expected to fetch, sit, stay. Cats expect you to pet, feed, piss off. :D

WYR live without salt or pepper?
Salt, I already do

WYR go into a room full of big ass spiders or big ass cockroaches?

chefhottie25 07-13-2010 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Organicbutch (Post 151820)
Salt, I already do

WYR go into a room full of big ass spiders or big ass cockroaches?
if i have to choose...cockroaches
keeping it disgusting...would you rather chew a piece of toenail off a dirty man's foot, or throughly lick his unshowered armpit?

Gemme 07-14-2010 10:38 AM
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Originally Posted by chefhottie25 (Post 151846)
if i have to choose...cockroaches
keeping it disgusting...would you rather chew a piece of toenail off a dirty man's foot, or throughly lick his unshowered armpit?
The toenail. Hopefully, it would be kinda dry. Stale sweaty armpits make me want to hurl (I know this because I've already done this....no point in doing it twice, right?).

WYR be dipped in a vat of rat excrement or hospital waste?

chefhottie25 07-14-2010 02:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 152642)
The toenail. Hopefully, it would be kinda dry. Stale sweaty armpits make me want to hurl (I know this because I've already done this....no point in doing it twice, right?).

WYR be dipped in a vat of rat excrement or hospital waste?
I will take the hospital waste.
wyr french kiss a dog or have a baby spit up drool into your open mouth?

Leigh 07-14-2010 03:15 PM
I'll take the baby thanks

WYR be trapped in an elevator with wet dogs or three fat men with bad breath?

chefhottie25 07-14-2010 03:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Braedon (Post 152814)
I'll take the baby thanks

WYR be trapped in an elevator with wet dogs or three fat men with bad breath?
wet dogs...I hate bad breath
would you rather swim in a pool of human blood for an hour, or hang upside down for 8 hours?

Gemme 07-15-2010 12:42 AM
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Originally Posted by chefhottie25 (Post 152819)
wet dogs...I hate bad breath
would you rather swim in a pool of human blood for an hour, or hang upside down for 8 hours?
I'll take the 8 hours. I don't do others' blood. I'd eventually pass out from blood rushing to my brain anyway so that would make it seem faster than 8 hours.

WYR get a paper cut on your genitals or have a huge boil on your face?

Blade 07-17-2010 10:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 153325)

WYR get a paper cut on your genitals or have a huge boil on your face?
That's a hard one Gemme! I don't want nothin on my face and I can't imagine why I'd have a paper cut on my genitals. I guess the paper cut.

WYR wrestle a calf or a colt?

chefhottie25 07-17-2010 10:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Blade (Post 155411)
That's a hard one Gemme! I don't want nothin on my face and I can't imagine why I'd have a paper cut on my genitals. I guess the paper cut.

WYR wrestle a calf or a colt?
a colt i think...
wyr always wear earmuffs or a nose plug?

Stearns 07-17-2010 10:40 PM
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Originally Posted by chefhottie25 (Post 155433)
wyr always wear earmuffs or a nose plug?
I'd rather wear earmuffs. I can't stand to have to breathe out of my mouth, which is why scuba diving isn't a fit for me.

Would you rather have your tongue or your septum pierced?

chefhottie25 07-18-2010 12:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Stearns (Post 155442)
I'd rather wear earmuffs. I can't stand to have to breathe out of my mouth, which is why scuba diving isn't a fit for me.

Would you rather have your tongue or your septum pierced?
septum...i think it would hurt less to have done
wyr get busy in the morning, afternoon, or night?


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