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skeeter_01 08-12-2010 11:05 AM

ba da BOOM! ba da BING! you are soaking in a whirlpool tub that's filled with blue paint!

i wish i had a vespa! (motor scooter)

Arwen 08-12-2010 11:08 AM
Shimmy shimmy cocoa bop! You have a Vespa.

Unfortunately, it has no wheels. Sorry about that, chief!


I wish for a new e-book reader!

Stacy 08-12-2010 11:21 AM
I grant your wish! You've got a shiny new e-book reader. Hope you can read Arabic!

I wish I had a personal assistant!

chefhmboyrd 08-12-2010 12:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DeviantMom (Post 173590)
I grant your wish! You've got a shiny new e-book reader. Hope you can read Arabic!

I wish I had a personal assistant!
mrs wiggins at your service......
http://teresamcfayden.typepad.com/mi...es/burntud.jpg


i wish i had a puppy of my very own.......

Stacy 08-12-2010 12:11 PM
Cuddle This!:blink:
http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/ffxi..._470x348,2.jpg

I wish I had my own personal chef!

chefhmboyrd 08-12-2010 12:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DeviantMom (Post 173625)
Cuddle This!:blink:
http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/ffxi..._470x348,2.jpg

I wish I had my own personal chef!
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-imag...ishchef460.jpg
ha!

i wish i could fly......

Stacy 08-12-2010 12:29 PM
Waaalaaaa! You can fly as much as you want whilst in a tiny little cage being gawked at by big giant wierdos!

I wish I had a fresh, hot, mushroom & black olive pizza!

Jesse 08-12-2010 01:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DeviantMom (Post 173640)
Waaalaaaa! You can fly as much as you want whilst in a tiny little cage being gawked at by big giant wierdos!

I wish I had a fresh, hot, mushroom & black olive pizza!
Wish Granted! Unfortunately you are in the middle of a room surrounded by fifty starving five year olds.

I wish I owned an island that I could visit when I desired, but still be able to live where I live now.

Stacy 08-12-2010 01:51 PM
I had a great pic, but I don't think I have the whole picture posting thing down yet....
So how 'bout I buy a plastic pot, throw in some dirt, float it in my upstairs tub and you can visit it whenever you want. :)


I want a pool!

suebee 08-12-2010 09:16 PM
I want a pool![/QUOTE]

http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/a...eja33/fshh.jpg

Smallish human life form sold seperately.

I need to get away with my Sweetie for a couple of weeks.

Stacy 08-12-2010 09:37 PM
Poof! You've just been granted a two week stay at a cryogenics laboratory spent in suspended animation. Enjoy! :)

I wish I had a magic delete button.

chefhmboyrd 08-13-2010 11:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Deviant (Post 173976)
Poof! You've just been granted a two week stay at a cryogenics laboratory spent in suspended animation. Enjoy! :)

I wish I had a magic delete button.
http://www.officepolitics.com/images/delete_button.jpg
not sure how magic it is..............

i wish i had a super soaker water gun full of Jagermeister..........

Arwen 08-13-2010 04:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by chefhmboyrd (Post 174261)
i wish i had a super soaker water gun full of Jagermeister..........
Shimmy shimmy cocoa bop! You have a Super Soaker water gun.

Unfortunately, you have to wake the puppy up to get the Jagermeister.

http://www.ex-boyfriendcollection.co.../jager_pup.jpg

ravfem 08-13-2010 09:16 PM
i wish i had some chocolate tonight.

Massive 08-13-2010 09:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ravfem (Post 174466)
i wish i had some chocolate tonight.
Wish granted, in seven days time, you'll get a parcel with one or two bars of chocolate in!

ravfem 08-13-2010 09:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Massive (Post 174467)
Wish granted, in seven days time, you'll get a parcel with one or two bars of chocolate in!
yay for chocolate in the mail!!

(trying again)

i wish i had luscious curly hair cascading from my scalp

Arwen 08-13-2010 09:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ravfem (Post 174469)
yay for chocolate in the mail!!

(trying again)

i wish i had luscious curly hair cascading from my scalp
Shimmy shimmy cocoa bop! You now have luscious curly hair cascading from your scalp.

Unfortunately I'm attached to it still.

I wish I could have a lovely quiet, fall weekend at a beach.

ravfem 08-13-2010 09:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Arwen (Post 174475)


I wish I could have a lovely quiet, fall weekend at a beach.
yay Arwen! You get a weekend full of falling all over the beach! Try not to get too many bumps & bruises, ok?

i wish my body were 20 years younger

Arwen 08-13-2010 09:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ravfem (Post 174483)
yay Arwen! You get a weekend full of falling all over the beach! Try not to get too many bumps & bruises, ok?

i wish my body were 20 years younger
Shimmy shimmy cocoa bop! We were having a sale so you are now 60 years younger. Guess you'll have to wait to be reborn again. Sucks about that diaper rash and teen hormones redoux.

I wish I had a mani/pedi RIGHT NOW.

Stacy 08-14-2010 07:56 AM
Voila~! You've had a mani/pedi. Of course it was what, 2 years ago? I hope you liked it. ;)

I wish I had one million dollars.

Miami 08-14-2010 08:32 AM
Ka-ZAM! You now have a million dollars... In Monopoly money... And the little dog on the board just peed all over them. LOL

Miami 08-14-2010 08:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Miami (Post 174657)
Ka-ZAM! You now have a million dollars... In Monopoly money... And the little dog on the board just peed all over them. LOL
I wish I were seventeen years old again, with the knowledge that I have now.

Pixie 08-14-2010 08:42 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Miami (Post 174659)
I wish I were seventeen years old again, with the knowledge that I have now.

POOOF, you are the voice of a 17 y.o. cartoon character!

I wish I could pooof myself anywhere I wanted to be!

Stacy 08-14-2010 09:35 AM
Bibbitty-bobbity-boo! You can poof anywhere you want. I guess I try not to do that in public.:fart:

I wish I had a new recliner!

Jesse 08-14-2010 09:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Deviant (Post 174684)
Bibbitty-bobbity-boo! You can poof anywhere you want. I guess I try not to do that in public.:fart:

I wish I had a new recliner!
Wish granted! You have a shiny new recliner... permanently attached to the top of your vehicle!

I wish that someone else would mow my grass for me, and not charge me.

Arwen 08-14-2010 09:46 AM
Shimmy shimmy cocoa bop! Here's someone to mow your grass.

http://www.oldredbarnco.com/goat2a.bmp
I wish I had a new wardrobe!

Jesse 08-14-2010 09:49 AM
Ta Da! Here is you new wardrobe! Sorry, it's from the local psych hospital. It was the only place that I could find that had a ward with robes on it.

I wish that I had a fun date this weekend!


Quote:
Originally Posted by Arwen (Post 174690)
Shimmy shimmy cocoa bop! Here's someone to mow your grass.

http://www.oldredbarnco.com/goat2a.bmp
I wish I had a new wardrobe!

Stacy 08-14-2010 11:26 AM
http://www.drinkstuff.com/productimg/21189_large.jpg
Here's your fun date. She does have a leak though, and doesn't come with a patch kit. Gotta any gum to plug her up with??

I wish I had a cake right now!

Arwen 08-14-2010 02:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Deviant (Post 174717)

I wish I had a cake right now!
Shimmy shimmy cocoa bop! I baked you a cake.

You have to come to Austin to get it.

I wish I had a bright, shiny new car.

suebee 08-14-2010 03:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Arwen (Post 174776)
Shimmy shimmy cocoa bop! I baked you a cake.

You have to come to Austin to get it.

I wish I had a bright, shiny new car.

Here ya go! http://i615.photobucket.com/albums/t...r_accident.jpg

Apparently it flies too! :canadian:

I wish they had pizza delivery out here in the country!

Jesse 08-14-2010 08:12 PM
Your pizza is on it's way! It may take a few years though because it is being delivered by a couple of wayward chickens. :)

I wish I was on vacation in Costa Rica right now.

Quote:
Originally Posted by suebee (Post 174808)
Here ya go! http://i615.photobucket.com/albums/t...r_accident.jpg

Apparently it flies too! :canadian:

I wish they had pizza delivery out here in the country!

ravfem 08-14-2010 08:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tranzman (Post 175019)
I wish I was on vacation in Costa Rica right now.
Congratulations Jesse, you get a week's vacation in Costa Rica! Enjoy the week, which happens to be at the height of their rainy season.

i wish i could go to the BFP Reunion

miss entycing 08-14-2010 08:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ravfem (Post 175027)
Congratulations Jesse, you get a week's vacation in Costa Rica! Enjoy the week, which happens to be at the height of their rainy season.

i wish i could go to the BFP Reunion

wish granted! unfortunately, they've sold out of tickets to get in!


I wish I was waist deep in chocolate right now.....

ravfem 08-14-2010 08:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by EntycingFemme (Post 175030)



I wish I was waist deep in chocolate right now.....
Granted! You're now standing in waist deep chewed up, chocolate flavored gum.

i wish i had a home cooked meal

Arwen 08-14-2010 08:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ravfem (Post 175042)
Granted! You're now standing in waist deep chewed up, chocolate flavored gum.

i wish i had a home cooked meal
http://icanhascheezburger.files.word...me-cooking.jpg

I wish I was already in Little Rock!

ravfem 08-14-2010 08:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Arwen (Post 175045)

I wish I was already in Little Rock!
Wish hereby granted! Welcome to Littlerock Community Presbyterian Church in Littlerock, Ca.

http://maps.google.com/cbk?output=ti...client=maps_sv

Enjoy your stay :D

i wish i had a new house

Jesse 08-14-2010 09:04 PM
Wish granted!

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2098/...30ae792f5e.jpg

Meet your new roommate! :)

I wish I had a row boat.

ravyngirl 08-14-2010 09:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tranzman (Post 175056)
I wish I had a row boat.
Wish granted!

Paddle away!!!

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/j.../rowboat-1.jpg

I wish I had a new kitchen!

Arwen 08-14-2010 09:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ravyngirl (Post 175059)
I wish I had a new kitchen :-s

http://www.leisureartslibrary.com/ca...tchen_Main.jpg

I wish my son could find his lost phone.

ravfem 08-14-2010 09:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Arwen (Post 175065)

I wish my son could find his lost phone.
think he found it!
http://dadthing.com/wp-content/uploa...et-426x320.jpg

i wish i were a bird


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