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Arwen 03-09-2011 10:51 PM

NO! I almost missed it. I only have 1 hour and 10 minutes left to panic. I can't panic in that amount of time. I need more time! What am I going to do? Where can I get more time from? I need it NOW!

betenoire 03-09-2011 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arwen (Post 298301)
NO! I almost missed it. I only have 1 hour and 10 minutes left to panic. I can't panic in that amount of time. I need more time! What am I going to do? Where can I get more time from? I need it NOW!

You can get more time if you have timeshifting.

Is there a middle name thread we can use tomorrow? Mine is Mae.

Arwen 03-09-2011 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EzeeTiger (Post 298254)
Since you asked, tomorrow is MIDDLE NAME PRIDE DAY. So, you can come out of the shame that is "Eugene" and be proud, Bent.

Great. I don't have a middle name. True. My mother said three syllables was enough. So now I really am panicking. What if everyone finds out that Arwen isn't my legal middle name.

Um....y'all aren't actually reading this, are you? :|

Ms. Meander 03-09-2011 11:27 PM

Is it over yet?
 
My earlier jesting was pure hubris as I was later given something to panic about, in the form of a skunk!

My middle name is Lee, because both my parents had that middle name as well. Another true story.

Diva 03-09-2011 11:33 PM

HA!
I love it!
My middle name is "Jane"......

27 minutes!??!?!??!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Wait.....WHY am I panicking again?



moxie 03-09-2011 11:38 PM

My mom's middle name is Rae.
My dad's middle name is Ray.
My brother's middle name is Ray.
My middle name is Eva.

The exclusion began at birth. Pariah, here I come. :blink:

I came too late to celebrate National Panic Day. I had to deal with police today at work and was not panicky as per usual. Perhaps the day had the opposite effect on me.

Ebon 03-09-2011 11:40 PM

I'm panicking in the last 20 minutes of Panic day because I have no clue what a Samoa cookie is.

moxie 03-09-2011 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ebon (Post 298340)
I'm panicking in the last 20 minutes of Panic day because I have no clue what a Samoa cookie is.


It's only the best Girl Scout cookie ever, and I hate coconut. The Keebler version does not compare and all the Girl Scouts in Louisville are sold out of them.

That's a reason to panic.

Gemme 03-10-2011 12:20 AM

Actually, I think the Keebler version is not that bad. Very similar to me.

To celebrate the day to the fullest, I offer these:





moxie 03-10-2011 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 298359)
[B]Actually, I think the Keebler version is not that bad. Very similar to me...

I do agree that the Keebler is very similar; however, to me and in my lonely opinion, it's seems to be missing the "Girl Scoutie Goodness". They have magical powers, stronger than those of the Keebler elves.


I remember the goodness in dreams since the Commonwealth of KY is in a Samoas drought. I wish they could replace all this rain with cookies.

UofMfan 03-10-2011 07:36 AM

I'm sorry, but I experienced too many panic attacks every time I tried to post in this thread yesterday. I was unable to properly observed the day, but I want to thank Ezee for doing such a great job.

My middle name is what I go by.

Queerasfck 03-10-2011 08:39 AM

Viva milk!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by puregrrl (Post 298343)

It's only the best Girl Scout cookie ever, and I hate coconut. The Keebler version does not compare and all the Girl Scouts in Louisville are sold out of them.

That's a reason to panic.

Sure, Puregrrl those cookies are good but don't fall in love thinking some sweet girl scout made them! They aren't made by girl scouts and they aren't made by elves in a hollow tree. Your cookies were made by:
http://www.digitaljournal.com/img/8/...inaWorkers.jpg



Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 298359)
Actually, I think the Keebler version is not that bad. Very similar to me.




Gemme, I have attached this actual picture of Keebler "hollow tree" cookie plant. I think that "elf" in the front looks like a Bolshevik. Here to inform.....

http://www.uni.edu/schneidj/webquest...laid%20off.jpg

The_Lady_Snow 03-10-2011 08:46 AM

:overreaction:

I THOUGHT THIS DAY WAS OVER!!!!

WHAT HAPPENED TO MIDDLE NAME DAY???

IS PANIC DAY STARTING OVER AGAIN??

WHYYYY BABY JESUS WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME!!!!

Queerasfck 03-10-2011 08:46 AM

My middle name is "Danger."

The_Lady_Snow 03-10-2011 08:47 AM

DANGER???????

WHERE????!!


RUN!

Diva 03-10-2011 08:51 AM

My middle name is so TOO "Jane".....

Hater Panic.


:fastdraq:

The_Lady_Snow 03-10-2011 08:53 AM

Mine's Marie

:overreaction:

Diva 03-10-2011 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow (Post 298468)
Mine's Marie

:overreaction:



I think we should change that to....um....

Phyllis?

Or Betty.

:sock:

Gemme 03-10-2011 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow (Post 298468)
Mine's Marie

:overreaction:

My Momma's middle name was Marie.

:stillheart:

I changed my middle name. I didn't like it, so I swapped it.

The_Lady_Snow 03-10-2011 09:56 AM

Panic alert!!!
I'm getting mah hairs did and she's never did it before:/

:overreaction:

Dude 03-10-2011 10:10 AM

I nearly had some major pee panic going from the bathroom thread
until I remembered I'm road tripping in an rv.:seconddoh:
Maybe this should be put in the old people thread?
Pamper sizing panic purchase can wait until another day.:boxers:

The_Lady_Snow 03-10-2011 10:16 AM

I'm deep conditioning!! That's 20 minutes under the dryer with a shower cap on!!!!!

Arwen 03-10-2011 10:16 AM

Since she didn't give me on, my mama's middle name is Lucile. Yes, one L. ;)

Gemme 03-10-2011 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow (Post 298509)
Panic alert!!!
I'm getting mah hairs did and she's never did it before:/

:overreaction:

I'd flippin' panic over that.

:|<--she whose eyebrows have never recovered from the one and only time they were waxed (nevermind someone messing with the rest of the hairs 'n whatnot)


Quote:

Originally Posted by Arwen (Post 298526)
Since she didn't give me one, my mama's middle name is Lucile. Yes, one L. ;)

Your mama was very, very special. She made an awesome kid too.

Greyson 03-10-2011 02:08 PM

I thought the thread title read as "National Picnic Day." I was ready with thoughts of home made potato salad in my head and salavating in a n t i c i p a t i o n............

AtLast 03-10-2011 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greyson (Post 298626)
I thought the thread title read as "National Picnic Day." I was ready with thoughts of home made potato salad in my head and salavating in a n t i c i p a t i o n............

I like this! Maybe it would get Spring to us faster. I'm so ready! Always have a picnic basket and blanket in your trunk- you never know! One can stop off at a deli at any time.

princessbelle 03-10-2011 04:21 PM

I hate to admit it, however i don't think it's a secret...i am a panic queen, or princess actually.

I panic when i get scared. I mean i PANIC. I bite and scratch and scream. This would include any place or instance i feel i'm in danger. Be it the rollarcoaster, in a tight secluded space for a long time, in a pool that is deeper than my tipee toes can reach.

It is something i'm working on. For myself, yes. But also for anyone who is unlucky enough to be near me when painc strikes.

I didn't post in here yesterday, and gosh i really should have bought myself a cake or something.

AtLast 03-14-2011 03:20 AM

Ut, Oh! Out of cat food..... none for breakfast. You would panic too if you knew my old cat, Luciano. Yes, I will be up very early going to the store as he screams at me going out the door!!

:blink:

smouldering 03-14-2011 05:23 AM

Today is a panic day for me! The flipping time change has everything delayed by one hour for work until exactly March 27th.. I can't handle it!!!!!

Gemme 03-15-2011 09:50 AM

I panicked last night.

There was no cake in the house.

Things are fine now.


:ohm:


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