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amiyesiam 06-30-2011 11:32 AM

I wonder what puppy paws smell like
hasn't been around puppies in forever
that is kind of sad

LeftWriteFemme 06-30-2011 11:41 AM




Derailed by creativity

MsTinkerbelly 06-30-2011 12:51 PM

I just ate a too soft banana. Why didn't I stop after the first bite....did I think it would get better???:seeingstars:

Diva 06-30-2011 01:18 PM

It's the secret of The Ball................




Gentle Tiger 06-30-2011 02:21 PM

What ball? Why do they always get the special treatment? What about the squares? What about the octagon? Why don't we hear more about the octagons? Why are they alienated? What happened to diversity of shapes?

That's all I want to know for now. Let's discuss this. It's a matter of national security. Ok, maybe not. But it's a matter of something I think.

tapu 06-30-2011 02:36 PM

Interesting things, shapes. When my son was little, he played with shapes. Do you have any children in your life? Do they enjoy shapes? I enjoy children.

Corkey 06-30-2011 03:58 PM

I like the shape of a soccer ball, it could be the shape of the universe.

The_Lady_Snow 06-30-2011 04:33 PM

I'm not fond of children, especially at a restaurant, I really only like my own cause I can discipline them.

Dreamer 06-30-2011 04:46 PM

Whats the subject I am lost...

moxie 06-30-2011 04:48 PM

I am in such a bad mood I bought TWO donuts, not just one.

Nina 06-30-2011 04:48 PM

I am, sadly, not a pet person...I don't mind being petted by the right person...

I am saving all my children liking for if I get grand-children...I will like them as big moon and they will like me the same...

I got two cool vinyl banners today...one is taller than I am and is a close-up of a man in a tie...it's going to make a few really cool bags since they are gonna have parts of his face on them, his really really Big face...

if I don't clean my keyboard I am going to put myself on restriction...it is a rectangle but if I could find a round keyboard I would get it in a second...

The_Lady_Snow 06-30-2011 05:05 PM

I'm tired...

Tcountry 06-30-2011 05:08 PM

My Sunshyne is back in Texas...I miss her already...

The_Lady_Snow 06-30-2011 05:13 PM

:musicnote: Aint no sunshine when she's gone :musicnote:

tapu 06-30-2011 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tcountry (Post 369209)
My Sunshyne is back in Texas...I miss her already...

I think that song You Are My Sunshine is kind of creepy. Know what I mean?

The_Lady_Snow 06-30-2011 05:16 PM

No one likes a creeper.....

moxie 06-30-2011 05:25 PM

My idea of creepers.

http://www.boots4all.com/images4/t9bxx.jpg


Reminds me, I need some new shoes.

Okiebug61 06-30-2011 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tapu (Post 369214)
I think that song You Are My Sunshine is kind of creepy. Know what I mean?

Sunshine go away today. I don't feel much like dancin, some mans gone he's tryin to run my life. He took my cheese, and left me with bratty kids.

Daywalker 06-30-2011 05:26 PM

Unless it's a Creeper thingy that rolls a body under the car.

Oh, for Mechanical purposes...of course.

:grindevil:

:daywalker:

weatherboi 06-30-2011 05:55 PM

i have ultra white paint all over me!!!

The_Lady_Snow 06-30-2011 05:55 PM

I love penny loafers....

hpychick 06-30-2011 06:05 PM

I hear the Friends DVD series is good to watch when you're going to sleep. But don't forget to set the timer on the TV.

The_Lady_Snow 06-30-2011 06:19 PM

I'm currently viewing SYTYCD...

Corkey 06-30-2011 06:21 PM

Plumbers, yet again, crankiness shall ensue in the morning.

The_Lady_Snow 06-30-2011 06:22 PM

My pipes shall be clean soon....

hpychick 06-30-2011 06:22 PM

Speaking of plumbers, I was at the grocer yesterday and they had the biggest black plumbs I have ever in my life seen. I think they must have been the size of nectarines.

princessbelle 06-30-2011 06:22 PM

I do not like nor appreciate jazz.

The_Lady_Snow 06-30-2011 06:32 PM

I love Jazz, jazz hands eh depends. I love love watching this man dance in his wheel chair he makes me wanna cry.

princessbelle 06-30-2011 06:35 PM

When i worked in the nursing home we would have "dances". Dancing with the elderly in wheelchairs is a lot of fun and they loved it.

Not sure why i don't like jazz.


I can't find my emory board.

The_Lady_Snow 06-30-2011 06:43 PM

I love how cheetas move.....

~Bo 06-30-2011 07:07 PM

I still wanna see Snowy in a wet t-shirt. :tease:

TickledPink 06-30-2011 07:49 PM

My nickname is Cheetah (family thing). But I don't have a wet t-shirt with a picture of it.

scootebaby 06-30-2011 07:59 PM

while in the bahamas i learned that when we(the USA) was a baby we used to drive on the left side--for like a day!

tapu 06-30-2011 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scootebaby (Post 369317)
while in the bahamas i learned that when we(the USA) was a baby we used to drive on the left side--for like a day!

You know, the left side of the brain is dominant for language.

hpychick 06-30-2011 08:17 PM

and have you ever wondered why some dominants refer to themselves at He, Hy, Hys, Me, etc?

That's consensual topping!

Ohh...and topping, I loved whipped topping...oh my goodness..

moxie 06-30-2011 08:26 PM

Two days ago I was shown this video and was told "It's the best song EVER with seven exclamation points." It's been in my head ever since.







Now it's in yours. You're welcome.

tapu 06-30-2011 08:28 PM

My opinion of a writer/correspondent can vary depending on whether they use one !, or !!, or any number higher than that. I won't go into the details.

amiyesiam 06-30-2011 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Corkey (Post 369254)
Plumbers, yet again, crankiness shall ensue in the morning.

what he means is:|

My wife is going to be f***** cranky when I tell her the plumbers are coming at 9am in the morning

god this not only means up before 9am on my day off
it means up, showered, and DRESSED (in actual clothes)before 9am in the morning
who does this?

tapu 06-30-2011 10:16 PM

Funny you should mention that about getting dressed. I knew someone who worked as a "dresser" for Peggy Lee.

Bohemian Rhapsody 06-30-2011 10:28 PM

High above the mucky muck castle made of clouds there sits wonderboy sitting oh so proudly. Not much to say when your high above the mucky muck. yeah. Wonderboy what is the secret of your power? Wonderboy won't you take me far away from the mucky muck now? Now its time for me to tell you about young nasty man, archrival and nemesis of wonderboy with powers comprable to wonderboy. What powers you ask? How bout the power of flight. That do anything for ya? That's levitation holmes? How bout the power to kill a yak? From 200 yards away with mind bullets! that's telekenesis Kyle! How bout the power...to move you? the history of wonderboy and young nastyman. A secret to be told. And no chance to be bold and blasting forth in three part harmony. Wonderboy what is the secret of your power? Wonderboy won't you take me far away from that mucky muck now? Well wonderboy and young nastyman joined forces, they formed a band the likes of which had never been seen! and they called themselves tenacious d. THAT'S RIGHT! Me and KG (that's me) we're now tenacious d. Come fly with me fly! Wonderboy what is the secret of your power? Wonderboy won't you take me far away from the mucky muck. now! Oh take my hand young nastyman. Fly bring out your broad sword. Theres the hydra slice his throat! Grab his scrote! You take the high road. I'll take the low. There at the crevace, fill it with your mighty chest.


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