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I get upset when restaurants don't have Yellow pop (Mellow Yellow or MT Dew)
When getting out of be I pull the covers up over my head and slide out (so I don't have to make the bed) I must wear shoes (I have a pair of old flip flops) around the house because my back will go out if I don't. I leave a glass on my night stand everyday half full of water from the night before I pinch/play with the tip of my nose (I try to say it's cause of allergies) but it's just a bad habit. |
I'm kinda sorta OCD... all the way to the point of making sure every item in the cabinet is face front so I can see what I have in stock.
I pop my knuckles out of habit... but then I have to pop toes and any joints that may need it. I always fall asleep with a movie unless it can catch my attention in the first five minutes... and I cannot get into a movie if I haven't seen it from the beginning. No jumping into it 10 or 15 minutes in... not happening. I'm a throwback of the 70s and 80s... can listen to that era of music all day long with no problem. I'm not a happy gy without my morning coffee... just sayin |
5 things!
1. I am incredibly OCD about having clean hands, and must wash them 3 times before leaving the sink, I start over if I lose count. 2. I absolutely hate the sound of television. This is especially true if I walk into an empty room and that is all you can hear. 3. My biggest pet peeve is when someone forgets to flip the knob in the bath tub from shower to bath. I HATE turning on the water and getting hit in the head before I enter the shower :) 4. When I park my car the steering wheel always has to be centered with the wheels facing forward. 5. I love to sing and often times find myself seranading my cat with 80's and 90's rap songs. |
1. I have a routine in the morning that must be followed or I will forget everything I need to take to work.
2. I won't let Red do the laundry cause she doesn't fold the clothes the way I like them and she grabs the clothes out of the dryer in a bundle and throws them on the couch and leaves them there. I hang up the clothes and fold them in the laundry room and then put them up. 3. I don't like flying very much. I'm not afraid of dying but more afraid of getting kicked off a plane for telling a mother or father to keep their kid from kicking the back of my seat. 4. People who walk into a restaurant with a sign that says seat yourself and then stands in the way of others because they can't decided which of the 50 freaking seats they want bugs the crap out of me. 5. People who stop at yield signs when there is no one to yield to. |
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I find it tiring to have long phone conversations. After 2 minutes I get exhausted and need a 5 hour energy.
I have always had this weird fascination with food gift-baskets even though no one ever bought me one. I love looking at gift basket catalogs and seeing the salamis, cheeses, crackers and sweets in perfect combinations. I am addicted to the ass-slap dance move. Sometimes I don't even notice I'm doing it. I once sent a teacher into early retirement by pretending to be a cheetah and swiping at her from under a desk. In college I was voted "Most Likely To Talk About You Once You Leave The Room." |
1. I like to go on websites that don't pertain to me. One that I particularly enjoy is a community for people who feel that they were meant to be amputees, like that they should have been born with one leg instead of two, for instance.
2. I've always disliked having such a common name: Jennifer / Jenny. As a child I had a sobbing, screaming breakdown about it, yelling at my parents about what a bad choice it was for me. Once in a dating relationship in which the other person was not from my social circle, I told her my name was "JennyKate" (combining my first and middle name). Then as she got to know more people, I had to tell my friends and family that I had to be referred to as "JennyKate" when she was around. I had felt very cool with that name, but it quickly became a big joke amongst those who knew me, and I dropped it, along with the relationship -for other reasons. 3. Another quirky name story: I was in the Anarchist Bookstore in San Francisco sitting on the floor reading a magazine about home schooling. My younger brother Dave was wandering the store. The store only had a few people in it. The Anarchist, a white man with a beard and glasses, who was working the front desk said to me, "Ma'am, you are not allowed to sit on the floor while you read." Suddenly I felt a surge of adrenaline, of anger, and I said, "Go ahead and call the police." He said, "Really?" Like, did you really just say that. "Really," I said, and went back to reading. He sighed, not knowing how to proceed, his own adrenaline rising, and mumbled, "God, I wish the collective was here!" Then he came up with a plan. Politely he asked everyone else to leave the store. He allowed my standing, well-mannered brother to stay. Then he put a sign on the door letting folks know that it was closed for a bit. He went over to me and said, kind of like a patronizing counselor, "Let's talk to each other about this. I'm Steve. What's your name?" I felt more anger rise in me, and I said, without having thought it out, just instinctively, "My name is Fuck." He said, maybe a little nervous but going with the flow, "Okay, Fuck. I want to talk to you about how it is disrespectful for you not to follow the rules in the store." We entered into an expected debate with me saying that "For Fuck's sake, it's an Anarchist bookstore!" blah blah. As it became more heated, my poor brother began to have an asthma attack and as he pulled out his inhaler, I knew it was REALLY time to go. 4. For OCD reasons, I don't like to touch doorknobs. Luckily I'm a femme and have an easier time avoiding it. 5. For OCD reasons, sometimes I'll walk up to BB at home with a clean sticky roller and start rolling it on hym, on his shirt or pants. Hy'll pull away, kind of smiling but annoyed, and say, "Stopppp!" |
I can't stand someone that smacks when they eat , or chews with their mouth open ..Drives Me nuts !
I have a thing about cords coming from the TV , VCR etc .. I don't want to see them . All My cans need to face the same way and the corn with the corn , the peas with the peas etc . I really dislike the phone . I am not one for long conversations on the phone . I snore , loud . |
1. I cannot sit with my back facing a window, I always feel like someone is watching me..
2. If i hear someone fart no matter where i am, i suddenly get the giggles (yes i know, mature lol) 3. i like to embarrass some of my friends who are easily embarrassed by certain words. 4. i talk to animals and carry on conversations with them lol 5. Things that go "bump" in the night are attracted to me.. :| |
1. I absolutely LOVE having my toenails lightly pinched. Something about the sensation is so relaxing!
2. I used to wish I had big boobs but now I can honestly say that I love the fact that I pretty much never have to wear a bra. ;) 3. I can derail ANY subject matter with adolescent potty humor. Srsly. 4. Once as a teen my friends and I decided to go streaking down main street in our quiet little town. The only problem was we didn't realize it was only 9:30pm and pretty much everyone and their mother got an eye full. 5. I can't say no to a double dog dare. No matter how foolish it may be. |
great post here!
1- I am a perfume snob. What I wear and what I smell. Cheap bad perfume will cause me to leave the room. 2- I can shoot my shot guns ( 20 gauge and sawed off 12) very well. 3- I hate casual air wasting conversation. People who talk just to be talking 4- I won't drink cheap wine or vodka. I just won't drink. 5- I'm stubborn, hard headed and like being in control |
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Ok I'm going to give this a try:
1. I can't watch scary movies, cause I really do get scared. I scream and hide my eyes, and will scare who ever is watching it with me, more than the movie, with my antics. 2. People who know me, know I cry in movies all the time. I get really emotionally involved if a story moves me. I will see them watching me, like OK when is it going to happen? Some are kind enough to keep tissue on hand. 3. I bought a swim suit that looked do cute on the model, but it never fit me quite right. It is turquoise, kinda vintage, ruched bodice and has a skirt. Well as I have lost weight, the skirt gets longer. The other day I was getting into the pool at the Y and a little girl said the her mother, "mommy why is that lady swimming in her dress???" Indeed, and I will wear it until I fit into my sexy Victoria's Secret bathing suit, or get sighted for indecent exposure. :vigil: 4. I talk to my cats, and my Himalayan Casanova talks back. He hates it when I tell him no, and he can say it, he will get upset and walk around the house meowing no, no, no...... 5. When I get my nails done, I ask them to make the points just a little sharp. The girls will look at me quizzically, and I usually raise my eye brows and give them a naughty smile. |
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as kids... my brothers, sisters and i were terrible to our babysitters. one time we even hid the youngest of us until our sitter called his parents crying because he lost one of us
i like caliente mix flavored corn nuts my favorite dress ensemble is a pair of spandex bike shorts, an oversized tshirt and a blazer with the sleeves rolled up i've often considered replicating the russian amber room in my house sometimes...when i'm sitting around on a lazy saturday afternoon...i wish the edison twins were still on tv |
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I have perfect visual level the way other people have perfect musical pitch. My own house may be in permanent disarray, and my own floors are off-level by several inches, but I MUST straighten the pictures on the walls of restaurants and others' homes.
Beef must be so rare that it's bloody, or I won't eat it. I have a thing about plastic surgery. I'm so obsessionally distracted by it that I have trouble speaking to a person who has had 'work done'. (How do I know? I'm a sculptor. It always shows when you mess with form.) I really enjoy watching others eat delicious food that I can no longer eat. The enormous rottwieler mix in the construction yard across the street whose head is so big that my forearm fits in his mouth cross-wise is known as my boyfriend. |
there's more... lol
some things that make people shake their head at me. 1) I am a prepper and stock pile food and supplies, just in case. I'll even rent a uhaul truck, fill the tank with gas and park it by my shed if I think something might happen. I don't freak out or act strange, I just like being prepared. It drives my family nuts. 2) I let all kinds of shit pile up in my car. I hate it but rarely do anything about it. 3) I carry a small baggalini pursue otherwise it gets filled up with screw drivers, measuring tapes, trash, seeds and a survival mini kit. lol oh and lots of paint samples and screw sizes. 4) I hate taking out the trash. This needs to be someone elses job. 5) I wake up every morning between 3 and 4, plug in headphones and listen to subliminal audio and then fall back to sleep |
1) I hate talking on a cell phone. I love texting but can't seem to get people to get that. "I am on a phone all day at work"
2) I am a very sore winner. I rub it in giggles 3) If you hurt me I may forgive but never forget 4) I hate to cook. I cook great but hate doing it. 5) I am one of the most stubborn people around. |
QUOTE=Billy;473989]I can't stand someone that smacks when they eat , or chews with their mouth open ..Drives Me nuts ! No problem I agree.
I have a thing about cords coming from the TV , VCR etc .. I don't want to see them . Opps sorry guess you fixed that this morning :) All My cans need to face the same way and the corn with the corn , the peas with the peas etc . Thats a little OCD don't yah think....by the way stay outta the pantry till I return..... I really dislike the phone . I am not one for long conversations on the phone . Now you tell me.....I thought all this time it was about me...but you will text till the cows come home LOL I snore , loud . [/QUOTE] Oh really.... |
It's not possible for me to respect someone who is lazy.
I could never be with a smoker. Its hard for me to sugarcoat things, it feels deceitful. I have a very sharp 6th sense, so even if I don't call you on it , I know when your lying. I'm surrounded by 1006 angels. :) |
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2. I jump very easily. Case in point: I was leaving the house about an hour ago and completely forgot the wreath that was on the door. Saw it through the glass out of the corner of my eye and it made me jump. You can stop shaking your head in despair now. lol 3. Excessive noise irritates me. The sound of balloons popping makes my skin crawl as well. 4. I may be a bit frightened of mice.... but have a pet rat. 5. I always put my hair up when I go to sleep. It is quite long (toosh length)and it tends to get caught in everything... car windows, under my arms , cabinets, etc. Feels as if my hair is always being pulled. |
1. I owned 5 dogs and 3 cats once because I couldnt say no to a white female critter that needed a home.
2. I identify with my home (no matter where it is) to an abnormal degree - it has to reflect who I am...I know weird 3. I cant do lazy or messy for love or money...I've tried just cant do it. 4. I love being very domestic. 5. I have a hard time unloving people. |
i HAVE to have the brownie corners, the pizza corners, the rice krispy treats corners. you get the idea. smine!
overly anything people freak me out....overly critical, overly boisterous, overly talkative, overly silent. the car washes that make you sit in the car while the car goes through the wash freaks me right the fuck out. i sing loudly and badly while driving in the car regardless of who may or may not be in it. this is accompanied by head movements, clapping, finger snapping, and arm dancing. i will not cook for picky eaters. i don't like eating with picky eaters. i don't like cheap eaters, loud eaters, people who dominate dinner conversation, people who say nothing while eating, people who inhale food, people who think sending back spoiled food is rude, people who have no table manners at all whatsoever, people that.....on and on and on. |
One at a time...
I blow mah nose in the Shower. :shocking: Oh, yes I do. :weedsmoke: :daywalker: |
1. I hope someday to go to Copenhagen to visit Soren Kierkegaard's grave and pay homage to him.
2. I like playing role playing video games on my Xbox 360. 3. I snore. Loud. 4. I am allergic to a number of foods, including all fruit, cilantro, walnuts, pecans, hazel nuts, carrots and pistachios. 5. I don't eat sweets of any kind - no desserts, cookies, ice cream, cake, pies, etc., or candy. |
Going to give this a go (though I might have borrowed a couple that suited me as well)
1. I, too get upset when restaraunts do not serve Pepsi.
2. I (unlike persiphone) do NOT eat the corners of anything baked or made in a square pan, brownies, cake, lasagna, etc. 3. My favorite season is Fall. 4. Though I like to travel, I do it so much for work it burns me out to plan something that is "vacation-like" when I am home. 5. I love music and believe in the hardest of times a song of some sort has carried me through (along with some laughter being in there as well). |
I rub my upper left side of my lip with my tongue when I’m thinking or working on something….people DO stare when I do! LOL!
I always turn the shower on BEFORE getting in, otherwise the sudden shock of the cold water makes me scream like a Big Girl's Blouse, which then freaks the cats, who give me the look of; “What for you scream?” LOL! I have specific mugs for different herbal teas – should the wrong tea be made in the wrong mug, I have to pour it into the correct mug before I drink it! :seeingstars: When chatting on the phone, I hold it between my left shoulder and ear – it can slip and with the scramble to catch it, I’ve disconnected you by accident….it’s NOT that I’m bored of talking to you....honest, lol! I’m very expressive with my face and my feelings WILL show….when given a gift I'm not keen on, I cannot hide my; “You shouldn’t have! NO REALLY, you shouldn’t have!” :| LOL! |
Here's mine...sorry if I borrowed any
1. I like to talk on the phone and I absolutely love to text.
2. I cry while watching sad movies or sad tv shows. 3. Can't do horror movies or books..I will have nightmares for days. 4. I wear the basic colors because I do not look good at all in pastels. 5. I don't paint my fingernails or toes and can never see myself doing that either. But I don't mind it if my g/f does it. |
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1. I am freaked out by the drains in stand up type showers. Ya know the round ones with little holes in them? :|
2. I dont like "inclusions" aka nuts in any of my cookies cakes brownies etc etc 3. I make up parody songs about my dog and sing them very off key to her yet she still loves me :seeingstars: 4. I can't use any form of Capsicum. Not even black or white pepper major burnage of the mouth. So any hot peppers are totally off the plate for me. (thinking this would drive persi nuts *see above post*) 5. I can NOT drink the last of any drink...I will not drink the dregs ewwww just can't do it. |
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I probably work too much. But I'm slowly changing that.
I don't like cats. I have a lot of endurance and I rarely give up. I love a butt massage. I hate folding clothes. |
5 thangs...
1. I pick my nose. A lot.
2. Blow my nose and pee in the shower. At the same time. 3. Please Jesus God do not smack your food in front of me. I will most certainly get up and slap you myself. It is THAT irritating to me. 4. I talk to myself constantly. I also hold conversations with other ppl in my mind and answer their side and tend to even "argue" with them/me or something like that. 5. I love to pop my zits, your zits, even strangers' zits. I know.... :| |
1. I don't iron, anything, ever. I own an iron, but I have not used it in years. I keep it just in case... You can iron for me, I don't mind, in fact I would probably be very thankful.
2. I can type 120 wpm 3. I can figure most things out by myself, but if you will do it, I have no problem letting you. I'm sweet like that. 4. I had a miracle cure for my poor eyesight... no I mean literally a miracle cure... coke bottle glasses one day, did a shamanic journey ~ unforseen (no pun intended) side affect 20/20 vision... no kidding no BS 5. After years of integrating body/mind/soul one of the side affects I could live without is my extra keen sense of smell. Like could really appreciate toning that down. |
warning..you ask for annoying
1. If Im driving someplace new; I turn the opposite direction. Even if I go against my gut feeling? I still go the wrong direction.
2. I come from a throat clearing family and I am annoyed at my own self sometimes 3. I unbutton my jeans when I am at home and dont care if my butt crack shows. Comfort is all. 4. My money has to be neatened up at least once a day..in order of denomination in my wallet or I wont feel good about the purchases. 5. I like to participate in" Jambalaya..." which is from the book Jambalaya by Luisha Tiesh and means "family talking loudly all at same time 6. If I want information from you; I will ask questions point bank until I am satisfied that I know what is up. For that reason and some others; some think I am better with dogs. |
More for me...
* I clean while wearing high heels. I do this for a few reasons. One, I do it to break in new shoes. Two, I call heels "the lazy, easy workout to great legs." Plus I get the benefit of being able to reach things.
* I "clean" and I "stage." Cleaning=everything I need to do to "stage." It includes floors, laundry, dishes and all the menial tasks. Staging=details that makes everything look just so. If you ever need your place ready for a photo shoot, family visit, showing etc, I am your girl. * My Christmas tree looks like it belongs in a magazine. Everyone loves it and comments on its beauty. My boyfriend recently took pics of it so he can show his mom-this is significant because he does not really like holidays. * I have a love/hate relationship with horror movies. They scare me terribly but if they are ones I am familiar with and like, they make good background noise for a nap. * Do not ever ask me what my fave "anything" is. I can't ever choose one thing. For example-fave flower? Wysteria growing naturally; gardenia for scent alone; roses for bouquets; stargazer lillies if you want to get my attention. See? :sparklyheart: |
I really dislike being told what to do or that I am wrong. You better be wayyy sure you are right if you correct me.
I really dislike the words "You need to". As in..."You need to clean the kitchen". Using cuteness, humor or bribery to get me to do stuff is way better. Saliva and teeth totally gross me out. Even pictures of teeth make me cringe...I used to really freak out going to the dentist but have found one who seems to get me and not mind using nitrous when they clean my teeth....even writing this is creeping me out. I must have music on, or my mind picks an often annoying song for me. I have 11, yes, eleven farms on Farmtown and love playing Rock Band on WII. |
I was an animal in a past life because my mother said when I was born,
I did'nt cry, I growled, and I still do. My parents took me for walks on a leash along side my brother dog. I always liked the company of animals or birds better than humans. I cannot stand seeing or hearing about animal abuse. It makes me want to commit a crime! Grrr I am not voting for Obama since I learned about the horse slaughtering bill he just signed. He should have signed a bill to protect them! Grrr |
1. I was born in Toronto Ontario but been in Texas since I was 2...which was a long ass time ago.
2. I have been known to have as many as 13 Christmas trees in my house on more than one Christmas 3. I once left my Christmas tree up for 3 years. 4. I have had 2 jobs for over 10 years - one 19 years still there and one 10 - the 10 year one was just temporary and I am still there :| 5. When I was 12 my best friend and I danced at the bowling alley for quarters every Tues and Thurs night while my parents bowled. |
5 things:
1. I am a NOTORIOUS Boston driver; I don't use my rear view mirror, back up doing 60 mph and use my vehicle to block traffic when making lefts
2. I have a touch of OCD 3. I could never kill an animal not even for survival, but in an Andes plane crash situation I could take out the weak or injured and eat them no problem 4. I cannot wear a bra w/o panties or vise versa- its either both or neither..and they have to match 5. I once baked a pie for my bf's mom with flour that had bugs in it |
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