Drink hot chocolate.
Smoke a couple cigarettes.
Finish with the Christmas decorations in the living room.
Hang up the lights outside.
Have a fabulous day with my honey!

I think the rightwingers are having a prayer meeting as we post! Truly perverse!

My big ole gay agenda for sunday:

submit papers to HR for new job (done)
write letter of rec and submit electronically (done)
drink coffee (in progress)
use 'NaNa BooBoo' in b-f planet thread (done)
call Mom (to be done)
talk to the Honey (to be done)
write and/or revise writing schedule (to be done)

Work, work and work.

I want to stay in bed, maybe make the second batch of cookies but either activity would involve watching the Chargers game today.

Do more big gay work to make more big gay mortgage money whilst the big gay Patriots game plays on the big gay TV. I might put away my big gay clean clothes (the laundry fairy - big and gay by default - visited this week and I have big gay stacks of clean clothes), and do some big gay puttering. I might even bake some big gay cheesecake later.

Big Gay Mexican Sunday Breakfast

And then, bemoaning the fact that I ate eggs, and they make Mahhh Belly hurt


Gay-Men,
Dylan

Having had a big gay weekend, of gaying it up at the Domain (god, can Texas get with this year), and gaying it up at Neiman Marcus, when we gayed through the store and said hi to all the gays and not anyone else.

Gaying it up at Romeo's for the delightful gay Italian dinner, with our gay waiter who was so gay he twirled in the prance of his walk each time he waltzed away from our table. The gay code we shared when he said he was ready to get off his shift and have a gay drink at a gay club--Oil Can Harry's, which we both gayly laughed about and knew. None of his other patrons were gay enough to get that reference.

The gay Sunday Dylan and I are going to have with our big gay breakfast and all the gay things we will be doing today.

1. Move light fixture in the master bath - center over sink (old one was a old school bar light and the outlest was about 6 inches off of center). So I have to install a new box and run the conduit through, patch and paint the old hole and install the fixture. My favorite lesbian downstiars is helping. Actually he is a gay man in a tool belt so I call him that:)

2. Wash sofa slip covers.

3. Replace plate covers on outlets in both baths.

4. Clean the house.

5. Love on the doggies.

6. Get TeaPartyTart's jammies ready for her. She has been on a very long and busy work trip. Nothing like putting warm jammies on and falling into bed when you are exhausted.

7. Pick up TPT from the airport.

~sigh~ what's on my Gay Agenda?
I gotta get a going, because Always2late sent out X-mas cards, and we received it today. And that was exciting and nice...
Which mean's that I have to get off the couch and go to the store and buy cards before I have to borrow her s/n AlwaysB2late because of my procrastination issues (Yes that's right... I am making up another (P I) sickness).
Then that leads to going to the post office and buying stamps, to which leads to Long line irritation syndrome (LLIS)
And that's not very healthy for a Gay agenda...
Ohhh dang, and that means I have to write on the envelope and inside of the cards too?? Omg that will lead to Hand Cramp Syndrome (HCP)
I think my Gay Agenda may have to wait... lmao

I'm off to my not so gay work......tis the season.

I am going to take my queer ass to a clients house for a very queer consult. Shortly after i will work on my queer ass holiday cards. Not many queer activities planned after that.

Try and figure out why I'm up so early. :|

Shower.
Drive over the small scary bridge to see MsD for lunch.
Bake a Key Lime Pie.

Right now I am in the hospital waiting to hear news from my bio-father's doctors. :hospital-snoopy: I am on coffee #3. There is a cnp who is a flaming, ass chewing bitch on wheels (she won't get out of her chair), and my :twitch: is back.

I think I will take my flaming gay ass over to the nurses station and hit on her. I need a new :freetoaster:.

I have to get my big gay ass in the big gay shower and wash my big gay hair so that I can meet big gay Sabra for lunch.

:cheer:

:cheer:


I'm having hot chocolate and eating a squishy donut from Safeway right now...I have to wait til the house warms up a bit to shower.

I have to take my big gay ass to the shower

I have to take my big gay ass to get dressed

Then I will play with the furkids and nap with them while watching :football:

Another big ol' gay day!

:king:

A little wink, wink, nudge, nudge.:leatherflag:
Some hot chocolate (apparently I can't find the cup smilie :| )

Send some of these :rubberducky: down the street.

Salmon, green beans and roasted potatoes for dinner.

My gay self is going to watch football today

then later tonight my gay self is going to make steak, rice and veggies for dinner

Big gay work for a few hours, followed by bigly and gayly photographing some jewelry for Etsy and some stuff for ebay. Big gay cookie baking tonight.

My queer ass is installing baseboards in my bedroom and hallway.

Well my take over the world liberal gay agenda is all about giving up my Sunday to grade papers. I am trying to get ahead because finals are coming due and so are final papers urgh. So I am trying to gaily educate my grammar stunted students in the fine art of putting a sentence together :shocking: My girlfriend's gay agenda is equally shocking: she's watching goodfellas and rearranging the kitchen and doing laundry - sometimes all at the same time. I'm not a multi-tasker. I can only do one thing at a time

Rufus :frog:

Thanks for the reminder. I should probably haul my big gay ass to the store in the next few days and get some cards.

Haha..yes I agree, you should!! ..before the Holidays have come and gone..LoL!!! ;) :rockband:

take a shower .... (check)
take a nap ..... (check)
do laundry ....(check)
take out garbage ... (check)
clean up house ..... (in process)
pet the fuzzy boy as he sleeps ..... (throughout day)
pet the fuzzy girl as she sleeps ..... (throughout day)
wait for Mare to call and advise when is best time to drop in roast .... (pending)
spending time with Mare and cuddling on the couch .... (priceless)

Lost tribe of Israel found in woman's garage!
 

She wouldn't happen to have the dead sea scrolls, would she? I'm thinking it would be an AWESOME Christmas present!

no, but perhaps a dead :tiger: pelt. address? (you'll have to tolerate lots of whole foods shopping and football watching--i mean, you can't even mock the steelers a little, it's serious. he's got a scrapbook. WHICH IS ALSO IN THE GARAGE! along with many other *steelers knick Knacks!!!*)

New species of plant discovered in woman's garage!
 

Oh God no, not the Steelers. But, I guess the Steelers are better than the Eagles.

Thanks for the pelt offer, but for now, I will have to decline. But if you come across one of these ...

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:2...e.com/rare.jpg

I'll be glad to take it off your hands. :)