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Oh just thought of a couple more...
I can play the autoharp I can play the flute (well i could in grammar school) I have one ability that i had forgotten about and it's a memory thing (i believe that was an oxymoron) Someone can call out 20 items to me and i can remember them by number, repeat them backwards forwards or just ask me "what was number 7". I can keep this in that memory bank for up to a week. That takes all of my memory cells i believe, because i can't remember anything else. |
i always know what time it is, within 5 minutes
i can name all 206 bones in the body without hesitation i know how to save every dying plant i've ever encountered i can tell you whether a couch (or any other big thing) is gonna fit up your staircase or in your living room or through a doorway just by looking at it |
EVERYONE!!!!!
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I can make a dolphin sound
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i've always felt that i am a sheltered person. i've so missed out on this ass clapping. this is talent, indeed, aishah.
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I can do many impersonations, such as Elvis, which I have performed in front of 300 people. Also... and this is embarrassing not sure if anyone remembers the movie, "Who framed Roger Rabbit?", but I can do an awesome Roger Rabbit impression and Barney the purple dinosaur, and many others.
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Weeell...
I can do the armpit fart sound Roll my tongue in various ways but never tried the cherry stalk thang Ride a unicycle Do rola bola Play Puff the Magic Dragon, (on guitar) and sing it so's ya cry...it's a really, really sad song innit!? :watereyes: Balance on my hands with body parallel to the floor. Strip and clean a 1940 Luger hand gun and put it back together again...well I used to be able to anyhoo. Do a judo roll, diving over 10 people...I was 15yrs old then though :cheesy: I may be back. |
Whistle dixie out of my ass
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I can......
~Play piano:grandpiano:
~Pitch a tent:hangloose: ~Use a rod or pole to catch fish:fishing: ~Watch endless episodes of Supernatural:scarytv: ~Pull a tooth with dental floss.....(had to hook up a friend that refused to see the dentist):insane: ~Truly give w/o expecting anything in return.:) Duchess |
omg y'all. google/youtube ass clapping and twerking when you're in the privacy of your own home. it has nothing to do with farting ;) and i'm srsly blushing now.
i'm pretty good at doing basic math in my head. i thought this was normal until i played wii jeopardy with some friends and discovered that it's not. i'm good at crossword puzzles :D i so wish i had nomad's time-telling ability. my body and time do not get along. |
Going organic!
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You all have lots of talents and could pass the auditions no problem! Elle*, really enjoying this thread! (Sadly, with no talent of my own in those categories!) |
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I can...
...bake a pie on the grill
...play the alto and bari sax ...accurately use an Ebulliometer ...kill a rattle snake with a shovel (tho I would rather not Ever see one again) ...fit and turn a wrench inside a 24" pipe |
i am double jointed, hands and specially the right hip. :|
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vote speak my mind make fire with sticks catch a fish with a blow gun hunt for food clean it and cook it I can pilot a ship sail navigate by the stars tell time with in 15 minutes be myself. :) |
I'm not very talented...
I can't snap my fingers. But I can sing Amazing Grace to the tune of Gilligan's Island. |
I am feeling a little talentless...
Hmmmmmmm...... I can sing I am can quote movies and song lyrics like crazy I make a mean cupcake ;) I scare 75 children on a regular :) I am double jointed That may be it! Wish I was an ass clapper lol |
Like Belle, I have a good memory. I have the ability to remember names & faces in a way that most people cannot. When I was younger, I worked for a bank and never once chose the wrong person out of a (photo) line-up when I had waited on the criminal. Later on, I was doing the line ups for everyone in the bank and still never missed one.
~That talent caused the FBI to come knocking to try to recruit me and yes I do regret turning them down. The funny thing is that I ran into the recruiter last year. I was behind him in line at Wal-mart and said "OMG, it is Frank XXXXX. I have not seen you in ages." He finally remembered me and told the cashier, 'this girl can remember anyone by name and face, apparently even after 15 years or so." Oh, and to the ass clapping thing, I saw it on YouTube. My ass shake is not that, mine is the full body quiver thing that strippers can do. :sparklyheart: |
Oh wow you all impress me to pieces!!!!!!
Laney, wow that's amazing. Now, i have an average memory regarding faces and names and stuff. I just have that one little talent that i listed. lol. Oh and........... I can... tell if it's gonna rain that day, even if it is sunny outside. This is actually not a talent it's more something that was taught to me when i was little by my papaw. If leaves on a maple tree or especially a silver maple turn over (it's weird but they do) then there is rain coming within 24 hours. It's strange but it's 100% accurate. |
I can braid rawhide into ropes or bridles with reins as well as build a sadle.The last thing I braided was 6 ft hand made bull whip with a wood handle.
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I can find a way to make any situation better. For instance when someone is going through a hard time just being there and talking seems to help so much on everything. I call myself a good entertainer since most of my nuttiness is not on purpose but most tell me I am a good listener.
I can get any baby to stop crying in less then five minutes. I have done this many many times with so many of my family and friends babies through the years. I have a way of seeing their needs it doesn't matter if they have colic or just tired. I can kick butt in Wii.. Yes I am sure you don't think that is a big thing but I can be on the bottom of the scores and somthing inside of me kicks it up and I end up winning at the end. Some say it is because I am so stubborn and am able to phych out my compitition I say me?? stubborn?? no way?? LOL |
Wow I'm impressed at the sheer talent of everyone ...
I can spin a ball ... Football basketball soccer ball ... On all of my fingers and thumb and over the knuckles ... I have this weird ability to remember mapped out routes And I can remember customers phone numbers and addresses And where their oil filler pipe is located on their house :| My question is how many people have tried to make the armpit fart noise since this thread has started ! |
Being a born and raised in Louisiana I have lerned lots about wilderniss servival.I can build fish and game traps that really work,my gramps taught me how to skin a gator when I was a little kid.He once told me you may never need to use this but its good to know how anyway.
I once was chalenged to put on a old style bbq for 60 people with only one person to help,we only had two days to get it done...yes wed it to. |
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I can play the drums.
I can play the violin. Although I can't read music, and it has been a while. At work, I've been known to be a walking rolodex. I have pretty good weather skills. I have the ability to make people laugh (even when I'm not trying). Mare has 'rilla feets. She can pick up just about anything with Her toes, and when She pinches, She leaves a hell of a mark. I can purr like a cat ... very loudly. |
well some cant...
snap my fingers.
make all kinds of dog sounds. lol talk in a little kid voice. change a flat/blow out tire. (I should time this and make it even more impressive) burp , loud! .. and sometimes fart loud too. haha! ride a bike and ride a wheelie on a bike and ride without hands. skateboard with some tricks. cannon ball in a pool, dive from a high board front and standing backwards. speak, read, write el espanol. around the world and walk the dog with a yo yo .. heh :blink: |
Oh... and I can do a very convincing bird chirp.
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back to ruffryder
ruffryder, aishash mentioned assclap is sort of like strippers can do ... I guess by wiggling their bottom quickly in a certain motion ... I have seen that done but did not know the name of it.
BTW, I see the assclap post got your attention too. *laughing* |
Ms Dutchess
Thank you so much for the assclapping video.
I love seeing a big bottom on a femme ... totally hot hot hot ... the one in the video seemed to have extrodinary abilities. Hugs and a (f) for you! |
I can say the alphabet backwards. Wiggle my ears. Name every state capital. I can whistle three different ways. I will think of some more in a minute.
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chug a beer without stopping . *hiccup*
and crush the can with my foot or my hand.. ;) lol |
I have an uncanny ability to tell if you're lying.
I can open any jar without cheating. Good grip I guess. I can hum "The farmer in the dell" with one eye closed. I can read a map with both arms tied behind my back. hahaha |
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to even read a paper map these days is something to be damn proud of, especially when the GPS has you in BFE looking for an ice cream parlor and all you see is a field of cows. :p
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A long time ago a friend and I used to run navigation rallies in a Morris Mini. We got it down to where we could change a head gasket in 13 minutes flat on the side of the road in the dark.
You'd be surprised how many times that's needed. :carride: :duct: (there's no mechanic smilies in here) Of course I haven't tried it in about 25 years.. |
I have an uncanny ability to remain focused on whatever it is that needs my focused attention: Even in environments where distractions compete for my attention, I'm really good at walling out noise factors.
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katzchen ... that's butch! LOL jk
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I'm a good shot.
I can probably tell you which perfume/cologne you're wearing, or at least who makes it. |
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