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julieisafemme 11-16-2012 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by T-Rex (Post 701728)
People don't bake anymore.

I think that's sadder than losing a bunch of crap that's chock full or corn syrup, preservatives and dyes.

Ah my Mommy bakes all the time! The sadness for me is remembering being a kid in the 70s and getting a Ho Ho in my lunch box. Good times! I think the whole unhealthy thing is what did Hostess in. My kid has never had any of them except for one box of Twinkies we bought because I told her how I loved them when I was pregnant with her. Did not eat them before or after but I craved them when I was pregnant. With strawberries!

Guy 11-16-2012 10:31 PM

hurry up they are going fast!
 
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Hostess-Twin...item484bb2703f

The_Lady_Snow 11-17-2012 08:52 AM

RIP MOTHER FUCKER!
 

*Anya* 11-17-2012 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow (Post 701927)

That is the funniest thing ever!!!

SleepyButch 11-17-2012 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow (Post 701927)

Hey.. if I rob that grave, I may be able to live on that twinkie for years.... just trying to be practical here lol.

DapperButch 11-17-2012 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by T-Rex (Post 701728)
People don't bake anymore.

I think that's sadder than losing a bunch of crap that's chock full or corn syrup, preservatives and dyes.

Just invalidate our feelings of loss why don't ya. :bigcry:

DapperButch 11-17-2012 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DapperButch (Post 701938)
Just invalidate our feelings of loss why don't ya. :bigcry:

Really though, I haven't had any of these baked goods in years since they are so horrible for you. I just am sad about the end of an era. Plus, my childhood dog was named Twinkie (actually she wasn't named AFTER the Twinkie, but it still was her name).

I have had one or two Kandy Kakes in the last 5 years or so, and fortunately they are made by TastyKakes.

The_Lady_Snow 11-17-2012 09:29 AM

Mexicans eat Marinela, we don't need the Hostess
 


http://static.caloriecount.about.com...avor-94698.jpg



http://static.caloriecount.about.com...ream-94691.jpg

Miss Scarlett 11-17-2012 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by PaPa (Post 701654)
I said the same thing......
Moonpies?? Really??? :blink: The world will NEVER be the same......

MoonPies are made by Chattanooga Bakery and as far I can tell from my Google search Hostess is not their owner just a competitor...

Rockinonahigh 11-17-2012 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow (Post 701927)

Even tho it's been a while since I had a twinke,and longer still it looks like,a twinkie I will shurley miss.

Daywalker 11-17-2012 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miss Scarlett (Post 701945)
MoonPies are made by Chattanooga Bakery and as far I can tell from my Google search Hostess is not their owner just a competitor...



Tis true, although their Distributorship was entangled along with many
other smaller brand names in order to beef the deliveries and in
turn...the Outlets were then delivered those products by the
drivers once those products rendered the end of their
'grocery store' shelf life and will get their last chance
to be eaten thru the Outlets.

Some of those smaller brands will suffer without
the distribution center powers of the late Hostess brand.
:candle:

I wanted to add that I do not condone the practices of Big Company
mentality, not at all. If you're gonna run an American icon
Company like a buncha cream filled Asshats, eventually
you're going to be exposed for it and your shelf life
will...expire. There are still many good people
with the monetary means to pick up where
they expired and renew the Brands
and run the Company all proper.

I'm a Dreamer like that.
:moonstars:

I was reading something yesterday that pointed towards conversation
the Ladies of the Outlet were having over the inner company
animosity toward 'some' of the employees who they said
would not '...just back off a bit'. That made sense to
me when I read this part from CNN Money pages:

Quote:

At least 5,000 of the laid-off workers worked in food production and were represented by the Bakers Union.
Related: The end of Hostess
Nationwide, the entire food manufacturing industry has yet to gain back all the jobs lost in the recession, but the industry has been adding about 1,400 jobs a month over the last year.
Another 6,700 Hostess workers were represented by the Teamsters, a union that was sharply critical of the Bakers' decision to strike. Those jobs largely include truckers, many who both transported and sold Hostess products.
It's just sad, but I do believe this Brand may be strong enough to
garner the sympathies of some Philanthropic genius who grew
up on Zingers and still secretly bought and stashed
Twinkies for the Zombiepocalypse.
:|

u huh.


:weedsmoke:


"Sometimes it doesn’t matter who started the fire, what matters
is…that we all take part in putting it out."

~ DW ~

:daywalker:


Daywalker 11-17-2012 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow (Post 701927)


Oh, and this cracked me the fuck up
in a sad sick twisted kinda way.

:weedsmoke:

:daywalker:

The_Lady_Snow 11-17-2012 12:04 PM

I bet the GOP blames Gansito
 

Martina 11-17-2012 12:30 PM

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphoto...57782505_n.jpg

Daywalker 11-17-2012 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Martina (Post 702072)


:rofl:


:rofl:

:|

:rofl:

:weedsmoke:


:daywalker:

Daywalker 11-17-2012 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Martina (Post 702072)


I shared this on Facebbok and mah Mommy
was the first one to click like.

:|

:rofl:


:daywalker:

Kobi 11-17-2012 02:09 PM

The Rise and Fall of The Twinkie
 
They started out back in 1930, an era when people actually paid attention to seasonality in foods.

James A. Dewar, who worked at Hostess predecessor Continental Baking Company in Schiller, Ill., wanted to find a way to use the bakery's shortbread pans year round. The shortbread was filled with strawberries, but strawberries were only available for a few weeks a year.

So he used the oblong pans to bake spongecakes, which he then filled with banana cream. Bananas were a more regular crop.

Twinkies once contained real fruit. Twinkies were created because of seasonality.

Then, World War II hit and rationing meant — say it with me — Yes! We have no bananas. And so was born the vanilla cream Twinkie, which was vastly more popular anyway.

Even then, there was a crafted element to these treats. The filling was added by hand using a foot pedal-powered pump. Pump too hard and the Twinkies exploded.

It was around this time that American food culture did an about face. It was an era when the industrialization and processing of cheap food wasn't just desired, it was glorified. Cans and chemicals could set you free.

Twinkies are the prototypical indestructible junk food. It was the sort of height to which American technological ingenuity could go to create a product that was almost entirely artificial, but gave the appearance of eclairs."

When Twinkies signed on as a sponsor of the "Howdy Doody" show during the 1950s, their cultural legacy was sealed. Taglines such as "The snacks with a snack in the middle" began etching themselves into generations of young minds and it was considered perfectly fine that Twinkie the Kid would lasso and drag children before stuffing his sugar bombs in their faces.

Sure, not all the attention was positive. Somewhere along the line, Twinkies became the butt of jokes, mostly about their perceived longevity (though Hostess staunchly maintains 25 days is the max). And not all associations were great. The so-called "Twinkie defense" came out of the 1979 murder trial of Dan White, whose lawyers included his junk food obsession among the evidence of his supposed altered state of mind.

Then something happened. Suddenly, Americans who for decades had been tone deaf to how food was produced suddenly started paying attention. Suddenly, products, that had so prospered by their artificiality, lost their allure. Even Hostess, has acknowledged that consumer concern about health and food quality changed the game.

http://news.yahoo.com/happens-twinki...--finance.html

ruthie14 11-17-2012 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Kobi (Post 701670)


Ok I just realized this means my hostess lemon pie is in jeopardy.
This is not acceptable. Lemon pies are not that easy to find.

Anyone know how to make a lemon pie?

Koby..try copycat.com.. I know they have a recipe for twinkies... maybe they have one for the lemon pies... worth a try.

Daywalker 11-17-2012 02:18 PM



http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/...he-twinkie.cnn


Savor the Twinkie


:weedsmoke:

:daywalker:

ruthie14 11-17-2012 02:26 PM

Well, yanno, eventually, the truth comes out. Always blaming the little guy when it's the ones making the most money that are sending it into the pit. Very interesting article... sad and disturbing trend!

http://thinkprogress.org/economy/201...esss-downfall/

sigh..

Daywalker 11-17-2012 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ruthie14 (Post 702125)
Well, yanno, eventually, the truth comes out. Always blaming the little guy when it's the ones making the most money that are sending it into the pit. Very interesting article... sad and disturbing trend!

http://thinkprogress.org/economy/201...esss-downfall/

sigh..


But I think this is an old trend.

No big surprise

The last minute scramble to stock the nest eggs of
those at the top before shutting the lights down.

:dots:


But again, I personally just wanna see a Ho-Ho Hero
put the light back on properly now.
:candle:

And give those folks their jobs back.


:weedsmoke:

:daywalker:

The_Lady_Snow 11-17-2012 03:10 PM

Ellos Sabian
 

tara_kerrie 11-17-2012 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guy (Post 701790)

That is pitiful. I should make a trip to wal-mart to sell twinkies on ebay!

The_Lady_Snow 11-17-2012 05:06 PM

Walmart is out, K mart is out, EVERYONE is out
 

*Anya* 11-17-2012 05:21 PM

How long do Twinkies last anyway?

Even if they freeze, at a certain point, if everyone eats them: they will all be gone.

I have an vision of people all across America (the globe?) gorging themselves on Twinkies right about now.

What will state fairs do without Twinkies to deep fry?

The mind wanders...

Glenn 11-17-2012 05:36 PM

After two boxes... it's so over.. I Od'd.;P

Daywalker 11-17-2012 05:51 PM

The sales on their shit must be bewildering the CEO's right now.

:|

Serves them right for smashing the Company into the wall

:sunglass:


Bastards.

:thefinger:

:daywalker:

Sun 11-17-2012 06:52 PM

Hey its worth a try
 
Make your own Twinkie

The_Lady_Snow 11-17-2012 07:48 PM

Somewhere in Indiana
 

Happy_Go_Lucky 11-17-2012 07:57 PM

Well...
 
I don't think this auction beats the Jesus face on a buttered piece of toast.:freetoaster:

Silly peeps. Twinkies real, Jesus face on toast?

The_Lady_Snow 11-17-2012 08:57 PM

cause they keep coming
 

Sun 11-18-2012 02:29 AM

http://www.theblaze.com/wp-content/u...11/twinkie.jpg

Sun 11-18-2012 02:51 AM

Not to put a sick twist on this whole thing but did anyone notice that Dan White of the famous "Twinkie Defense" only lived to be 39 years old?

Wonder what that says about his Twinkie diet.

In a bizarre twist of fate the date of his death, not the year, is the same date
Oct 21st, that was named "Leslie Feinberg day in San Francisco (2007)

Just some random data that popped into my over caffeinated brain.

The_Lady_Snow 11-18-2012 09:27 AM

WTF
 
Turkey Stuffed With Twinkies Is, In Fact, An Actual Recipe From The 'Twinkies Cookbook'



There is an infinite number of recipes and iterations for turkey and stuffing. We can appreciate a new twist on a classic, but the recipe for "Twinkling Turkey" from the Twinkies Cookbook has us a bit wary.

In the recipe below, the cake part of the Twinkie is used as a stuffing ingredient while the cream filling becomes a sauce for turkey. For the stuffing, Twinkies and a Hostess corn muffin mix are combined with diced apple and stuffed into the bird. For the sauce, the cream filling is combined with honey and brushed on the turkey during the last fifteen minutes of roasting. Sure, it's a creative use of a Twinkie, but creativity doesn't always translate into tastiness. See the full recipe after the poll.

Quick Poll
Would you eat Twinkling Turkey?
Yes, anything made with Twinkies deserves to be eaten.

No way, Twinkies do not belong in stuffing.

I'm not sure.



Twinkling Turkey (serves 15 to 20)
Ingredients
1 (8 1/2 ounce) package yellow corn muffin mix, prepared and baked according to package instructions
6 Twinkies halves lengthwise
1 (14-18-pound) turkey
1 tart apple, peeled, cored and diced
1/4 cup honey

Instructions
Remove the muffins from the oven and allow to cool on a wire rack. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees.

Scrape the creme-filling out of the Twinkies with a small spoon and reserve in small bowl.

Cut the Twinkie pastry into cubes and spread in a single layer on a baking sheet. Bake for 8 – 10 minutes, until lightly toasted. Remove from oven and allow to cool completely. Decrease the oven temperature to 325 degrees.

Rinse the turkey. Crumble muffins into a bowl, add the apple and toasted Twinkies and mix lightly. Loosely stuff the mixture into the turkey and truss the legs. Place the turkey, breast side up, on a rack set in a roasting pan. Roast the turkey for 12 to 15 minutes per pound, until the thigh temperature reaches 175 degrees to 180 degrees and the juices run clear.

In a small bowl, combine the honey with the reserved creme filling and mix well. Brush the turkey with the honey mixture during the last ten to fifteen minutes of roasting time.

Remove the turkey from the oven and let stand for 20 minutes before carving.



Miss Scarlett 11-18-2012 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glenn (Post 702214)
After two boxes... it's so over.. I Od'd.;P

*Hands Glenn some Tums*

SleepyButch 11-18-2012 10:14 AM

I woke up with a craving for ding dongs this morning.. wth.. I haven't had a ding dong in years. Figures.. I want something I can't have. I might have to go in search of the elusive ding dong!

SleepyButch 11-18-2012 12:58 PM

Okay so I thought I would be okay reverting back to Drake's cakes.. you know .. devil dogs... ring dings...yankee doodles... etc.. I had those more as a kid because we lived on the east coast. Now I find out that hostess owns them and they are closing down as well!!! This is a serious bummer for today because of a memory.. way back in the day.. my dad had a CB radio.. remember those?? His handle was devil dog.. so, being the little kid that I was.. I was the devil dog jr., I would walk around with my walkie talkie and could actually get some cbs on it from time to time.

Ah well... RIP Drakes Cakes

http://www.retroland.com/wp-content/...300_a01_12.jpg

Okiebug61 11-18-2012 02:13 PM

I don't know how regional these are but if you dont' know about them here is the link

http://www.littledebbie.com/products/cakes_brownies.asp

ruffryder 11-18-2012 05:08 PM

I'm still sad since the news broke. :(


Damnnnn moon pies too! Not to mention the famous twinkie, ding dong, and one of my favs too, zingers! sheeeesh. Love the names they came up with. I can't help but hope and wait someone, some one will buy it up and continue making these treats! If I had the money, I would!! How about all of us from BFP buy it up give each other jobs and become a ding dong, twinkie, queer family. :)


There's always Little Debbie snack cakes *sigh*


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