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deb_U_taunt 09-24-2013 02:16 PM

Last text was bested by this one:

This bus smells like bananas

mountainbikedyke 09-24-2013 03:57 PM

WAY too many to count, but all so good.... :)

girllikeu2 09-24-2013 04:48 PM

She said she loved me.

Nat 09-24-2013 10:12 PM

"We will become a lifetime movie about what happens when we win hundreds of millions and split it up...who tries to pretend it was her own ticket not the shared one, who goes off the deep end, who becomes a saint...."

Nic 09-25-2013 08:24 AM

I can't find my socks.

(2 minutes later) It's your fault for knocking them off.

cara 09-25-2013 08:29 AM

"Wakes wakey!"

deb_U_taunt 09-25-2013 02:35 PM

'Don't get me confused with the plunger, I only clean out metaphoric shit'

Blade 09-25-2013 04:02 PM

Why did you leave Dippy fully dressed?

candy_coated_bitch 09-25-2013 06:39 PM

A text complete with pictures asking advice on my friend's dogs' Halloween costumes.

Zimmeh 09-25-2013 07:28 PM

Several from Ruff.
1. Hy let me know that hys coworkers were getting drunk on the charter bus to Georgia.

2. That the whole bus smelled like stinky feet. Lol

3. Hy made it to Georgia safely!

Zimmeh

Zimmeh 09-28-2013 07:35 AM

Received a few from Ruff over the last two days.

1. Letting me know that Hy is doing ok at hys job assignment in Georgia.

2. Letting me know that Hy should have grabbed some heavier socks since it is almost 50 degrees in Georgia.

Zimmeh

Bèsame* 09-28-2013 08:46 AM

Oh, let's say, the texts didn't go thru. But I know what they meant :)

starryeyes 09-28-2013 08:46 AM

I love you!!! I get multiple ILY's, everyday from my babers! :)

Syr 09-28-2013 09:15 AM

From a friend.

"Lololololol..... ASSHOLE!"

candy_coated_bitch 09-28-2013 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Syr (Post 848683)
From a friend.

"Lololololol..... ASSHOLE!"

I get those a lot too LMAO

MysticOceansFL 09-28-2013 10:37 AM

That I made a 94 out of 100 on my test last Friday .

Miss Scarlett 09-28-2013 11:59 AM

One of my crazier friends texted this to me early this morning. She said that after what her boss put her through last week it's going to be her new profile pic on FB. I nearly choked on my coffee...LOL

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.n...42292207_n.jpg

ONLY 09-28-2013 05:43 PM

couple of days ago......*hope I don't get in trouble for telling it.....:|*..... "going to shower....wish you were here......"

willow 09-30-2013 12:44 PM

That spatchcock was wild.

Jar 09-30-2013 02:29 PM

I'm ok with that.... :happyjump:

Nic 09-30-2013 04:22 PM

Love my job
 
Steve can't pee.

(30 seconds later)

Steve the malamute not Steve the intern.

deb_U_taunt 09-30-2013 04:47 PM

I want my mommy

princessbelle 09-30-2013 06:12 PM

From a lot of people...

"I'm safely home." :)

BullDog 10-04-2013 04:42 PM

Fall foilage pics from New England. :D

ONLY 10-04-2013 05:11 PM

"may be able to see you this weekend if you are free"

my reply "YES! Where?"

LeftWriteFemme 10-04-2013 06:12 PM

"the old pope is gay"

girl_dee 10-04-2013 06:30 PM

*if i have to come down there........*

bright_arrow 10-04-2013 06:33 PM

In regards to my sister moving in and as such being a baby sitter so we can maybe have a baby...

"What, you think I'm going to be your damn baby sitter? Because of course I would be!"

Bèsame* 10-06-2013 04:18 PM

you have gotten under my skin

SaltyButch 10-06-2013 04:22 PM

"I'm wanting you"

Nat 10-06-2013 04:32 PM

"Whatevs is our new motto."

SaltyButch 11-01-2013 06:47 PM

"you need to use a Mary Poppins umbrella, so you can land closer to me"....

Soon 11-01-2013 07:18 PM

"Oh, I know what I want."

DaddyNik12 11-01-2013 07:23 PM

"thinking of you"

ONLY 11-01-2013 09:21 PM

"I love you"

cinnamongrrl 11-01-2013 09:42 PM

There were too many to pick one :)

QueenofSmirks 11-01-2013 11:46 PM

"Bad girl"
....

girl_dee 11-02-2013 08:23 PM

*thank you for the talk and the dinner*

mountainbikedyke 11-02-2013 09:34 PM

WAY too many good ones...

cinnamongrrl 11-06-2013 09:59 PM

Cinnamon! We have eyes open! A smile!


Made.my.day/week/month.


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