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What are we talking about anyway? |
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Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman's chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him? |
A: Guns don't kill, but they sure leave a bruise
Q: Why are the tiniest screws always in hard to reach areas??? |
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Q. Will someone please go hug my friend a couple hundred miles from here for me? |
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What do you call a male ladybug? |
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Why do you find things when you don't need them but can't find them when you do? |
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Unfortunate. ha ha Why couldn't I resist answering that question? |
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How come pigs DON'T fly? |
Law of Opposites
What happens when you swallow your pride? |
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this usually causes gagging and choking why can't life be easier? |
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Q: Would you like my spouses kidney via FedEx? :ambulance: |
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Does he mind waking up in a bath full of ice? |
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Can I crochet the wounds back together? Perhaps whip up a kidney cozy?:cheer: |
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Why do I have a hankering for kidney beans? |
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did you know they actually do have stitches that are glue/adhesive? No metal or thread, just some bond a wound. |
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Yes, and I hear they come in flavors too - like Rooty Fruity Tooty Glooey Why does my side hurt all of a sudden? |
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Why do I love to hate Martha Stewart? :hammer: |
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because it would just be silly to hate to hate her. why can't we just have a moderate climate here? |
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Your location reads "In my head." Find the damn thermostat and adjust as needed. Why do 7-11 door have locks? |
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Why do they call it snow removal when they don't remove it, they just push it? Shouldn't it be snow pushal? |
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I prefer the image snow blowing invokes. Heh. Is laundry emasculating cuz it's only great when the water is soft? |
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is a whiz-bang the same as water sports? |
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Thank you, sir, may I have another? |
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no, absolutely not. you've not tidied up since the last one. what does the phrase "at any rate" mean, anyway? |
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If my heart is in San Francisco, where the Hell is my head? |
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The Scarecrow got a brain, Tin Man got a heart, Lion got courage, Dorothy got home, what did Toto get? |
um...what happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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Do pilots take crash-courses? |
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Are deep sea divers restricted from diving in oceans? Toto got naming rights to a band, btw. |
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Only if they are under the influence!! Sexual harassment at work-is it a problem for the self-employed? |
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Q: If we are having Global warming why is it so freaking cold here today?? -5C brrrrrrrrr... |
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how did popcorn get discovered? |
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on a VERY hot day in a corn field. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? |
crunch crunch crunch..i dont know
crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime? |
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Why was I 19 before I realized school x-ing was meant as school crossing? My child mind had always read it as school christing. (akin to x-mas) |
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(*warning*hot topic ahead) why do we kill criminals to prove that killing is wrong? if that's logic then why dont we rob them to prove that theft is wrong, beat them to prove that violence is wrong and dont even get me started on rape... |
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What was that you said about logic? If olive oil is made out of olives, then what is baby oil made out of? |
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How many fairies can dance on the head of a pin? |
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Why do tampon commercials exist? I mean, really? I don't want creative periods, wings, or a mother nature hallucination. |
Created by misogynists to supress!!
Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites? |
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