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I was looking for some tortoise shells
But these were on sale next to the disposable cameras Tried 'em on and suddenly, it occurred to me That buying Little Debbies felt a little more glamorous In the checkout line, don't I look good? In my pink sunglasses |
Oh I was fishing he was wishing
We were kissing I was getting Madder than a hornet in an old coke can Getting closer sliding over Crowding up my casting shoulder Reaching out and tryna hold my reeling hand Saying I'm pretty saying he's in love And how it don't get any better than this Shut up and fish |
I'm gonna hire a wino to decorate our home.
David Frizzell |
And if love keeps giving me lemons
I'll just mix 'em in my drink |
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I don't care if it rains or freezes long as I got my plastic Jesus sitting on the dashboard of my car...
Actually the version I like best says sitting on the dashboard of my trusty old Chevrolet but I couldn't find that one so instead I'm giving you these guys cause I find them entertaining and like their pickin and for those die hard Paul Newman fans in our midst |
People say I've got a drinkin' problem I've got no problem drinking at all. |
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Would you have to burn a few magazines before you let your heavenly visitor visit you?
Minnie Pearl |
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Well, Billy Joe never had a lick of sense,
Pass the biscuits please. Ode to Billie Joe (Bobby Gentry) |
She fired up my old hot rod
Ran it in the pond Put sugar in my John Deere I can’t even mow my lawn And I got nobody to blame but me |
I fell in love in the back of a cop car
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Sammy Kershaw,
"Queen of My Double-Wide Trailer" |
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https://youtu.be/G4dWlCHKdio
words and tune for "Fell in love in back of a cop car" (no rudeness intended, just had to hear it and so copied it, hope you don't mind) |
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well hell I do apologize no one puts the words to the title. <-- minding my own business and apologizing and won't happen again. Put words or whatever to your song moe LOL....
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How much smoke can one stove make
The kids won't eat my charcoal cake It's more than any man can take Being Mr. Mom |
'Cause you are my Abbot to my Costello
And you are the fruit to my loom Red solo cup you're more than just plastic You're more than amazing you're more than fantastic And believe me that I'm not the least bit sarcastic When I look at you and say Red solo cup, you're not just a cup. |
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*Shakes head REALLY hard at these lyrics, I am just the messenger folks, put down the rotten tomatoes.
Oh it seems to me this whole world's gone crazy There's too much hate and killin goin on But when I see the bare chest of a woman My worrys and my problems are all gone No one thinks of fightin, when they see a topless girl Baby if you would show yours too, we could save the world Show them to me, show them to me Unclasp your bra and set those puppies free They'd look a whole lot better without that sweater baby I'm sure you'll agree If you got, two fun bags, Show them to me *This song only gets worse.....yikes! Rodney Carrington |
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Thought of a couple of lines from two different Country artists, from years ago. I like both sets of lyrics not because they come across as 'funny' or 'silly', but because both Country artists were known for their ability to tell a story via song. Remember Tom T. Hall and Johnny Paycheck? I was never a big fan of either of them, but both of them wrote certain songs that sort of dealt with hypocrisy (as a human condition).
"Buffalo Chips is all it means to me," from Faster Horses (Tom T. Hall). And... "That one stained glass window coulda fed that whino's family for years," from The Outlaw's Prayer (Johnny Paycheck). |
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https://youtu.be/J41ZSHKOvX0 "Asshole Song"
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How much smoke can one stove make? The kids won't eat my charcoal cake.
Lonestar "Mr. Mom" |
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I don't know if it's so much as funny or silly, BUT "Take This Job And Shove It" sure fits at times! |
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This is the version by country artist ( one of my favorites) Keith Urban. Which by the way, recently performed a concert at a drive in. Sign of the times I suppose. |
My friend named Gin
She's got some friends I'm talking Brandy, Sherry, and their brother Jim My friend the Captain We call him Morgan He likes to anchor down and hang over 'til mornin' |
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And it ain't murder if I bury you alive
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Got it goin’ on Like Donkey Kong And whoo-wee Shut my mouth, slap your grandma There outta be a law Get the Sheriff on the phone Lord have mercy, how’s she even get them britches on That honky tonk badonkadonk (Aww son)
Trace Adkins 2005 *where to start on this one. Aside from pissing off every feminist on the planet, who the hell slaps his grandma? Not only rude, but illegal! I'm leaving the donkey kong thing alone....yikes. |
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https://youtu.be/oZrb9VX3sjQ
"I Love you Honey" "I love you honey, I love your money, but most of all I love your automobile." |
What cha see isn't nothing new:
I was country when country wasn't cool (Barbara Mandrell). Did you know that Barbara Mandrell could play the steel guitar at the age of eleven? I once heard her play steel guitar at a rodeo, years ago. She toured back then with Johnny Cash. I was nine years old when I saw her at the rodeo. Our family attended rodeos each year, back when I was really young. |
"Almost Home" Craig Morgan
"He had plastic bags wrapped 'round his shoes / He was covered with the evening news" |
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This is why people should think twice about marriage
It was 1982 when Jerry Reed must have made a bazzillion bucks off this song:
“she got the gold mine, I got the shaft” (title of song) 🎶 🎶 🎶 “… well, she got the gold mine (she got the gold mine) I got the shaft (I got the shaft) They split it all down the middle But she got the better half It all sounds mighty funny But it hurts too much to laugh She got the gold mine I got the shaft” 🥹🥺😢🥺🥺 Link to lyrics: https://www.google.com/search?sca_es...49&dpr=3#ebo=1 |
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