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Logicaly 01-15-2015 08:48 PM

I think it went something like this..."I need to wash my hair but instead I am sitting in an empty tub thread stalking you."

Bard 01-16-2015 08:25 AM

It was from my Mother In Law
knowing I have a Doctor Appointment today for some testing that I am wicked nervous about.

" Would you like us to accompany you today?"

So they are driving down to go with me I am touched beyond belief

I am one very blessed guy

PatrickIver 01-16-2015 12:35 PM

I have not received any yet today. What is up with that???

Orema 01-16-2015 12:45 PM

What would I do without friends?
 
A work friend just sent a text saying "The 'suits' will be in your building soon. They're asking the worker bees dumb questions and you'll hide if you're smart."

Maybe I'll mosey on over to the warehouse and see what the fLakers (Laker fans) are up to.

Talon 01-16-2015 02:46 PM

This weekend, we can do whatever you want.

PatrickIver 01-25-2015 11:22 AM

From my sister
 
Her: You wanted your sign to say I would rather die standing than live on deez neez right?

Me: LOL, yeah. On my knees.

Her: Hahahahaha. I know but I like deez neez better.

Me: Well, yeah..it made me snort my soda.

Her: Hahahaha us too. We're freaking dying over here.

princessbelle 01-25-2015 01:32 PM

"Snuggle up with me. Let's watch a movie"

*swoon

Bèsame* 01-25-2015 05:24 PM

Grinz...Damn can't pass nothing pass you, lol

JDeere 01-26-2015 01:03 PM

From my mom.

Stop leaving your dirty boxers on the bathroom floor put them in the hamper.

Lol my mom

cinnamongrrl 02-04-2015 04:37 PM

A poem made just for me.... :)

Daniela 02-05-2015 03:12 PM

From my Mom (fyi, English isn't her first language):

Dear Daniela How is the weather treating you? Ino in TV in in received a picture of theno ppm km little Guille (sic). She looks so big! She is only 3 months old. Are you working on more projects? PLEASE send me an E Mail Love MOm

:confused:

Strappie 02-05-2015 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daniela (Post 968984)
From my Mom (fyi, English isn't her first language):

Dear Daniela How is the weather treating you? Ino in TV in in received a picture of theno ppm km little Guille (sic). She looks so big! She is only 3 months old. Are you working on more projects? PLEASE send me an E Mail Love MOm

:confused:

You forgot to translate it .... LOL ... Gotta love our moms!!!

Bèsame* 02-05-2015 10:38 PM

Grinz....you got 20 minutes...

Bèsame* 02-06-2015 11:50 PM

I'd bring you dinner baby



"swoon"

Barb42 02-08-2015 05:13 PM

.... GOOD MORNING & HAPPY BIRTHDAY.. Along with a special pic.'s. Made me smile allday..

randrum 02-08-2015 05:22 PM

From my best friend
 
It was a picture of the Minions, from Despicable Me, that said, "My best friend and I are so hilarious. I feel bad for the people who don't get to listen to our conversations and enjoy our hilariousness..."

gotoseagrl 02-08-2015 05:29 PM

my mom still thinking that "lol" means Lots of Love.

cinnamongrrl 02-08-2015 06:31 PM

I can't possibly pick.just.one :)

SnackTime 02-12-2015 09:21 PM

One of many...
 
It's awesome. Thank you.

AnAwkwardAccident 02-12-2015 10:21 PM

YAYAYAYAY! CONGRATS BABE, I'M SO PROUD OF YOU! <3


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