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You need to put down more rose petals if you want me to keep walking.
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Mmmmmmm.....s-l-e-e-p.....
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Think you've got what it takes to touch my horn? Dare ya!
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i AM a temptress, why do you ask?
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Those were the best brownies I ever had. :blink:
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What do you mean I don't have a bra on? You are supposed to be worshipping my BOOTS!
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Let me tell you one thing little Missy!!!!!
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When you said you'd plow her field, this is not what came to mind :byebye:
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I promise, no one can see you under there!
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Those are my horns... they are my broken halo sticks...
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I like to color with love!!
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i once caught a fish.... this big
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Wanna ride??
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Don't hurt my feelers! :blink:
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The gay penguin parade grand marshall!
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Touchdownnnnnn!
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are my eyebrows even???
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...I still can't see.
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My forehead totally rocks!
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Watch as I demonstrate how to be wicked and dainty at the same time.
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I thought I saw a puddy tat! I did!~ I did!~
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Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
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I'm going to put YOU in a blanket and eat you!
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Damn spray can nozzle!
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That's it ladies, just keep it up and you'll have buns of steel in no time, now
thrust and back and thrust and back |
If you could see just under my spines, you would see a very sexy bra. Just sayin...
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I am sooo channeling Betty Paige
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Alwright, who's the wiseguy who replaced the door with waxpaper???
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THIS is why we don't wash our white unicorns with the colored ones.
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They told me when I was young..."invest in porcelain,it will make you rich". Where did it get me today? Flat broke and a house full of baby teeth!
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So, you liked the little pig in the book, Charlotte's Web? I am so gonna play with your mind............... You will never be able to eat bacon again!
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"Reporting live from Madison Square Garden!"
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Santa Clause you cunt, wheres me fucking bike,
I opened all this other stuff and theres nothing that I like. I wrote you a fucking letter and came to see you twice, You stupid geriatric old fart you forgot me fucking bike. |
"didn't you hear!! It's the lastest fashion!"
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Doppelganger!
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I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky.... wait... not in THESE wings!! Where is my costumer??? |
Excuse me while I dispose of these bones. She was delicious!
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I ain't changin the stripes, no way, no how!!
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This is my interpretation of the Hanged Man meets the Lovers.
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Don't make me come over there!
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