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Gemme 01-06-2011 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scootebaby (Post 260718)
i confess
..sometimes i wonder what it would feel like to hit someone in the head with a baseball bat...or how hard a swing it would take to bury a claw hammer in a skull..or a knife plunging into a stomach
...i would not actually do it tho--i dont think :blink:

I confess...it depends on how you feel about the person you hit...depending on where you hit, not as hard as you'd think....if you really hate the person, make sure to twist it real good.

I confess....I may or may not have watched a LOT of L&O, SVU and CSI in my lifetime. :blink:

JustJo 01-06-2011 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scootebaby (Post 260718)
i confess
..sometimes i wonder what it would feel like to hit someone in the head with a baseball bat...or how hard a swing it would take to bury a claw hammer in a skull..or a knife plunging into a stomach
...i would not actually do it tho--i dont think :blink:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 260728)
I confess...it depends on how you feel about the person you hit...depending on where you hit, not as hard as you'd think....if you really hate the person, make sure to twist it real good.

I confess....I may or may not have watched a LOT of L&O, SVU and CSI in my lifetime. :blink:

I confess...

...that sometimes I think I should sleep with one eye open :blink:

...that we need to have Gemme and Ebon over....Gemme and Scoote can watch gory shows on TV....and I'll show Ebon how to bake brownies with all of the fat :)

Jesse 01-06-2011 09:21 PM

:blink: I confess: Dang Scoot! I think you should just be totally honest and say what you REALLY feel! lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by scootebaby (Post 260718)
i confess
..sometimes i wonder what it would feel like to hit someone in the head with a baseball bat...or how hard a swing it would take to bury a claw hammer in a skull..or a knife plunging into a stomach
...i would not actually do it tho--i dont think :blink:
...i have a huge hankering for a donut or-3
...i think i may finally start getting to sleep thru the night--altho i need the help of a pill
...i love my girlfriend,and i prolly dont show her enough
...this long days are taxing on my body
...i need some jello
...im gonna go get some now


scootebaby 01-06-2011 09:26 PM

i confess...
i,too,watch too much L&O CI,SVU IDtv TRUtv

i love a good horror movie
my most favorite character is Michael Meyers from Halloween--altho Freddy Krueger ranks right up there
i would never experiment on Jo bc she is such a damn good cook
i may or may not think i can pull off a perfect murder if the desire became too strong
brownies should NEVER be fat free!

Gemme 01-06-2011 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scootebaby (Post 260745)
i confess...
i,too,watch too much L&O CI,SVU IDtv TRUtv

i love a good horror movie
my most favorite character is Michael Meyers from Halloween--altho Freddy Krueger ranks right up there
i would never experiment on Jo bc she is such a damn good cook
i may or may not think i can pull off a perfect murder if the desire became too strong
brownies should NEVER be fat free!

I confess...

I hate horror movies unless they are funny. I think life is too scary to go around sullying my shorts on purpose, ya know?

Acceptable, funny horror-ish movies include: The Nightmare on Elm Street series (the original) and the Final Destination series.

I don't watch a lot of the true life stuff, because they don't put in the really expensive, good background music while they investigate the scenes/evidence/etc like the tv shows do.

You are in FL; you can DEFINITELY commit the perfect murder. Alligators won't squeal on ya. :weightlifter:

You should probably have other reasons other than Jo being a good cook. Just sayin'. Otherwise, you might want to sleep with one eye open. :blink:

I got an awesome pumpkin cookies recipe I'm going to try in a week or two. I'll let you both know how it turns out. :tease:

scootebaby 01-06-2011 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 260759)
I confess...


You are in FL; you can DEFINITELY commit the perfect murder. Alligators won't squeal on ya. :weightlifter:
and they leave nothing behind...im always amazed at the fools who DO get caught here in florida...hell i drive down the road and think"THAT would be a perfect place to hide a body"
You should probably have other reasons other than Jo being a good cook. Just sayin'. Otherwise, you might want to sleep with one eye open. :blink:
well she is pretty handy around the house with her pink tools

I got an awesome pumpkin cookies recipe I'm going to try in a week or two. I'll let you both know how it turns out. :tease:

umm Jo tease her back with one of ur wonderful recipes please bc i got nothing here

betenoire 01-06-2011 10:11 PM

I confess that I stole a magazine from the doctor's office yesterday because it had Maya Angelou and Madonna on the cover.

I also confess that I don't feel badly about that at all.

Miss Scarlett 01-06-2011 10:23 PM

I confess that I am blissfully bleary-eyed at the moment.

DapperButch 01-06-2011 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by betenoire (Post 260787)
I confess that I stole a magazine from the doctor's office yesterday because it had Maya Angelou and Madonna on the cover.

I also confess that I don't feel badly about that at all.

I confess that I recently requested to borrow a magazine for a two day period from my doctor's office because it was about investing for retirement.

I also confess that I felt badly for even asking b/c I didn't want the receptionist to feel that she couldn't say no when she really thought she should say no.

I confess that CLEARLY I respect other peoples' property more than Bete and I CLEARLY have less of a sense of entitlement than her.

The poor dear....

betenoire 01-06-2011 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DapperButch (Post 260801)
I confess that I recently requested to borrow a magazine for a two day period from my doctor's office because it was about investing for retirement.

I also confess that I felt badly for even asking b/c I didn't want the receptionist to feel that she couldn't say no when she really thought she should say no.

I confess that CLEARLY I respect other peoples' property more than Bete and I CLEARLY have less of a sense of entitlement than her.

The poor dear....

I confess that it's ON! You and me, buster! Out by the monkey bars!

DapperButch 01-06-2011 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by betenoire (Post 260802)
I confess that it's ON! You and me, buster! Out by the monkey bars!

Woo Hoo! LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE.......

:slapfight:

betenoire 01-06-2011 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DapperButch (Post 260803)
Woo Hoo! LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE.......

:slapfight:

Don't be so excited. I won't fight fair.

sylvie 01-07-2011 07:05 AM

i confess - that although i've not been a fan of shopping, yesterday's retail therapy session was quite uplifting.. my daughter and i had a girl's day and she reminded me often, that i never splurge for myself, and deserve to and encouraged me numerous times to spoil myself a little.. although i didn't give in most times, i did give in a little and she was right, it felt great..

i also confess, that my 14 year old girl was thinking beyond herself and just wanting to be with me for support & time together, rather than wanting everything in the store like she once did, which was really awesome.. we did some shopping for her too, but it was on the grounds of seeing so much change in her lately, and just enjoying the mother-daughter day too, of course.. ♥ it's really, REALLY nice to have my daughter back again - she's really been outside of herself, but our talks and understanding now have really, really been great, i've been so worried about, scared for and missing her!

Zimmeh 01-07-2011 07:26 AM

I must confess,

-I am really loving the ignore list feature
-It's a beautiful day here in my part of Florida!
-I love having friends who understand me for who I am, a quirky girl!

Sam 01-07-2011 10:17 AM

i confess i'm exhausted

JustJo 01-07-2011 11:32 AM

I confess...

I'm more out of shape than I thought I was...and so is the dog! :blink:

Before moving to FL, we used to walk 3 or 4 miles, up and down hills, most every day.

After more than 4 months of no real walking, he and I were both puffing after 2 miles on flat, paved roads. Holy cow! :seeingstars:

...no wonder my jeans were getting tight!

Sam 01-07-2011 11:37 AM

i confess..

im going back to bed. period.

Zimmeh 01-07-2011 12:27 PM

Have you ever watched, "All Worked Up" on TruTV? I love the Lizard Lick city people...

Have a good day,

Zimmy

Quote:

Originally Posted by scootebaby (Post 260745)
i confess...
i,too,watch too much L&O CI,SVU IDtv TRUtv

i love a good horror movie
my most favorite character is Michael Meyers from Halloween--altho Freddy Krueger ranks right up there
i would never experiment on Jo bc she is such a damn good cook
i may or may not think i can pull off a perfect murder if the desire became too strong
brownies should NEVER be fat free!


Zimmeh 01-07-2011 12:28 PM

I must confess,

As much as I love Godiva, that Dark chocolate raspberry bar wasn't all that great...:eatinghersheybar:

Logicaly 01-07-2011 12:43 PM

I confess that I am sitting at work not working because the boss is away for the weekend.

I confess that I often don't stand up for myself when I should. Its because I think why bother? What's done is done, give me two days and I will forget about it.

Gemme 01-07-2011 02:41 PM

I confess...I'm procrastinating doing some laundry.

lipstixgal 01-07-2011 02:51 PM

I confess I need to do laundry too and procrastinating too..

Gemme 01-07-2011 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 261069)
I confess...I'm procrastinating doing some laundry.

I confess....I started it!

Ebon 01-07-2011 04:04 PM

I confess I'm sick of this guys computer. My colleague broke it and now I have to fix it.

Gentle Tiger 01-07-2011 04:13 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 261097)
I confess....I started it!

I confess I will use this as exhibit A as an admission of guilt. And this is evidence that it's Gemme's fault.

I confess this will be fun!

fiercegrrl 01-07-2011 04:28 PM

i confess that i just went and bought a coffee i didn't need. i got to say hi and a few other things.
i confess that i could not work up the courage to ask her out dinner.
i confess that i have never asked anyone out before and what if she laughs at me?
i confess my brain is going to get the best of me on this one. eek.

Gemme 01-07-2011 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ebon (Post 261105)
I confess I'm sick of this guys computer. My colleague broke it and now I have to fix it.

I'm sick of this guy too. I can hear him CLEARLY through your headset three feet away.
:blink:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gentle Tiger (Post 261109)

I confess I will use this as exhibit A as an admission of guilt. And this is evidence that it's Gemme's fault.

I confess this will be fun!

Nice try, I confess. I quoted myself saying I was procrastinating doing the laundry. I have started THE LAUNDRY. Only. It's in the dryer now, actually.

*productive*


Quote:

Originally Posted by fiercegrrl (Post 261122)
i confess that i just went and bought a coffee i didn't need. i got to say hi and a few other things.
i confess that i could not work up the courage to ask her out dinner.
i confess that i have never asked anyone out before and what if she laughs at me?
i confess my brain is going to get the best of me on this one. eek.

It's a brand new year. Ask her! The absolute worse thing that could happen involves you NOT buying coffee you don't need in the future and NOT having a date when you don't have one planned now. No worries! Just do it. :thumbsup:

Sam 01-07-2011 04:44 PM

i confess..

i have many different feelings rolling around in my mind
hoping we really get the snow they are predicting

betenoire 01-07-2011 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fiercegrrl (Post 261122)
i confess that i just went and bought a coffee i didn't need. i got to say hi and a few other things.
i confess that i could not work up the courage to ask her out dinner.
i confess that i have never asked anyone out before and what if she laughs at me?
i confess my brain is going to get the best of me on this one. eek.

Listen here, young lady!

You are super pretty. You've got totally fun style and fantastic eyes (i just checked out your gallery, so I know!) and some of the coolest glasses I've ever seen.

But more importantly than that: You seem smart and interesting. (i just threadstalked you, so I know!).

You're in your 20s for crissakes! You only get to do your 20s once! Since my 20s were only 4 seconds (or years) ago I remember what they are for - they are for grabbing life by the balls. And not just life - EVERYTHING. You need to just grab everything you want by the balls.

So go ask that silly coffee-making Butch out. Cuz Starbucks is expensive and if she dates you I bet you can get free drinks.


DapperButch 01-07-2011 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by betenoire (Post 260808)
Don't be so excited. I won't fight fair.

No problem. I will still kick your little smart-alecky butt!

Cowboi 01-07-2011 07:54 PM

I confess........I never thought I would be ready to go back to work.

Zimmeh 01-07-2011 08:07 PM

I must confess,

I am loving this segment of, "What Would Tou Do?"

My hot cocoa is delicious!

Zimmeh 01-07-2011 08:51 PM

I must confess,

I am exhausted and I am going to bed in a few minutes.

bigbutchmistie 01-07-2011 09:30 PM

I confess :

Im going to be glad to pay my car off

I confess :

Im happy for a few friends that have found love already this year!

I confess :

Im a little jealous LOL

I confess :

My heart breaks for the family of my co worker who died on the table during heart surgery this morning....

blush 01-07-2011 11:00 PM

I confess...
I broke down and bought my first Teacher Skirt.

Y'all know the ones...those khaki, stain AND wrinkle-resistant, ankle-length numbers that erases the fact that you may have a life outside of the classroom.

*sigh*

At least my shoes are cute.

Gentle Tiger 01-07-2011 11:43 PM

I confess
  • Gemme cannot change my Exhibit A! hmph!
  • Oh wait, I am confessing. I should be nice. Let me try that again. Gemme cannot change my exhibit A. *tiger smile* There, that's better. *smirk*
  • Somehow I went through a Friday without a donut. I have no idea how that happened.
  • This is another busy weekend
  • I so understand the phrase "no rest for the weary". Not complaining though. Thankful for the gift of life. Though more sleep would be nice.

JustLovelyJenn 01-08-2011 12:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blush (Post 261391)
I confess...
I broke down and bought my first Teacher Skirt.

Y'all know the ones...those khaki, stain AND wrinkle-resistant, ankle-length numbers that erases the fact that you may have a life outside of the classroom.

*sigh*

At least my shoes are cute.

I confess...

... I plan on being one of those eccentric, quirky teachers that makes them wonder just what exactly I DO do outside of the classroom!!

little_ms_sunshyne 01-08-2011 12:11 AM

I confess...

I am feeling better :)

I am still hopeless, but am now a hopeless person smiling

I will make it a point to do something nice for myself tomorrow on my trip

I am totally worth it!

My tattoo is ITCHY and I cant scratch!!!!

I joined a new gym to get my mind off things :)

I AM CRAVING A MOON PIE! (love how I added this after saying I joined a gym! lol)

katsarecool 01-08-2011 12:11 AM

I confess that I am greatly concerned about the coming ice storm; which is in Mexico right now. We are supposed to have at least six inches of sleet, ice and snow mix the likes of which has not been seen around here since the 1970s famous ice storms.

I confess I am busting ass to get ready for it and the possibility of losing electricity.

I confess that I loathe winter time.

I confess when storms like this happen I regret I am single and have to face all the trials and tribulations alone.


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