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dixie 03-13-2013 08:05 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wrang1er (Post 766473)
Do I wake my crush or let her sleep?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wrang1er (Post 766533)
I don't hàve a winning lottery ticket...but breakfast and hot sex sound fabulous.

I tried waking her but no luck.
Oh no. :( (w)

Katniss 03-13-2013 09:05 AM
http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/up...you-sleep.jpeg

Katniss~~(I feel mean. I would wake them and say 'I heard a noise. Almost like your motorcycle falling over in the garage.' Then when they went to check I would laugh and steal all the covers.)

TheMerryFairy 03-13-2013 09:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Katniss (Post 766574)
http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/up...you-sleep.jpeg

Katniss~~(I feel mean. I would wake them and say 'I heard a noise. Almost like your motorcycle falling over in the garage.' Then when they went to check I would laugh and steal all the covers.)
LOL I hope it goes well

Bèsame* 03-14-2013 12:00 AM
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Katniss 03-14-2013 06:09 AM
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WolfyOne 03-16-2013 05:43 PM
It's Saturday night crushers...what the heck are y'all up to?

Bèsame* 03-16-2013 06:02 PM
Working..on a Sat night. I remember sorta, its been so long, this used to be date night. Older and wiser..I'm patiently waiting for a crush night;)


Quote:
Originally Posted by WolfyOne (Post 768494)
It's Saturday night crushers...what the heck are y'all up to?

Trev 03-16-2013 07:11 PM
How many times have you wanted to say....
 

Sun 03-16-2013 09:40 PM
A crush night. I like that.

Definitely having one of those.

Ciaran 03-16-2013 10:29 PM
I recently had a conversation with the delectable Little Ms Sunshyne and the topic of relationships and romance was raised. We discussed the reasons for my lack of success and think part of it may be a "lost in translation" thing i.e. that American peoples understand the language of other Americans better than the blunt, direct (sometimes hostile) messaging from me.

To test this theory, I've decided to adopt (what I think is) a stereotypical American personality under my alter-ego of Jethro. I will post in that personality to this thread going forward but clearly Jethro will only post if he gets some feedback. Please don't take offence ;)





Hello y'all. Y'all doing okay on this fine day?

Many gorgeous femmes and sturdy butches here and a privilege and honor to be amongst you almighty good folk. Quite a pretty picture.

Hoping to meet some pretty fine women, and some not so fine too would be good.

Jethro

* smiling madly *

Katniss 03-16-2013 10:31 PM
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Hope all the crushers have the luck of the Irish on their side!

Katniss~~(It's after midnight and I am unsupervised...this could be fun!)

GreeneyedMe 03-16-2013 10:37 PM
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DITTO!!! Love this! :)

Katniss 03-16-2013 11:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Ciaran (Post 768689)
I recently had a conversation with the delectable Little Ms Sunshyne and the topic of relationships and romance was raised. We discussed the reasons for my lack of success and think part of it may be a "lost in translation" thing i.e. that American peoples understand the language of other Americans better than the blunt, direct (sometimes hostile) messaging from me.

To test this theory, I've decided to adopt (what I think is) a stereotypical American personality under my alter-ego of Jethro. I will post in that personality to this thread going forward but clearly Jethro will only post if he gets some feedback. Please don't take offence ;)

My dear Ciaran,

It is both admirable and inspiring that you wish to step outside your comfort zone to expand your horizons and possibly seek a paramour. I oft encourage others to do the same. In that spirit I would like to offer the following pointers to Jethro;







Hello y'all. Wrong. Never, ever is hello and ya'll used together. It is "Hey y'all." Y'all doing okay on this fine day? Nice try but a better rendition would be "How's ur momma n'em?"

Many gorgeous femmes (insert whistle) Whoee! Y'all see farmer Johnson's daughters? He sure can grow 'em if ya' know whudda mean. I'ma bout as happy as a pig with a strawberry at being able to come sit a spell with you boys." if you were a femme then insert "Charmed, I'm sure." and sturdy butches here and a privilege and honor to be amongst you almighty good folk. Quite a pretty picture.

Hoping to meet some pretty fine women, and some not so fine too would be good. This actually goes without saying so I will leave it be.

Jethro

* smiling madly *
you forgot to offer a pinch of Skoal and pat the coondog on the head

Katniss~~(realize this is for the Southern U.S. regions. I have no idea what the Yankees do except start off with a "youse guys wanna'" or some such nonesense.)

Bèsame* 03-17-2013 12:09 AM
http://thecakeblog.com/wp-content/up...y_cupcakes.jpg

treats for the crushes today :)

Gráinne 03-17-2013 12:23 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ciaran (Post 768689)
I recently had a conversation with the delectable Little Ms Sunshyne and the topic of relationships and romance was raised. We discussed the reasons for my lack of success and think part of it may be a "lost in translation" thing i.e. that American peoples understand the language of other Americans better than the blunt, direct (sometimes hostile) messaging from me.

To test this theory, I've decided to adopt (what I think is) a stereotypical American personality under my alter-ego of Jethro. I will post in that personality to this thread going forward but clearly Jethro will only post if he gets some feedback. Please don't take offence ;)





Hello y'all. Nu-uh. This is always "Hey", which is short for "Damn, you're looking fine!" Y'all doing okay on this fine day? A more crude way is "How's it hangin'?

Many gorgeous femmes and sturdy butches here and a privilege and honor to be amongst you almighty good folk. Quite a pretty picture. Whistling-the universal statement!

Hoping to meet some pretty fine women, and some not so fine too would be good.

Jethro

* smiling madly *
Offer to buy your interest a "pop" (not a soda!) and take her up to the "ruf".

Upper Midwest has chimed in :).

Semantics 03-17-2013 07:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ciaran (Post 768689)

Hello y'all. Y'all doing okay on this wicked fine day?

Many gorgeous femmes and sturdy butches here and a privilege and honor to be amongst you almighty good folk. Quite a pretty picture.

Hoping to meet some pretty fine women, and some not so fine too would be good.

Jethro

* smiling madly *
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katniss (Post 768715)
you forgot to offer a pinch of Skoal and pat the coondog on the head

Katniss~~(realize this is for the Southern U.S. regions. I have no idea what the Yankees do except start off with a "youse guys wanna'" or some such nonesense.)
So funny!

A New England Yankee would have scratched the "y'all" and inserted a "wicked" or two.

I've never actually heard anyone say "youse guys wanna" other than on the Sopranos, but I know it happens. There are so many subdialects kicking around. In my area of Connecticut we're rhotic speakers but once I get close to the Rhode Island border I start hearing the non-rhotic pronunciations (butter as butta/ park as pahk, etc.).

Chiming in from puritanical New England.

little_ms_sunshyne 03-17-2013 08:34 AM
Aye dios mio!

The "pretty fine women" should be flocking to you now!



Quote:
Originally Posted by Ciaran (Post 768689)
I recently had a conversation with the delectable Little Ms Sunshyne and the topic of relationships and romance was raised. We discussed the reasons for my lack of success and think part of it may be a "lost in translation" thing i.e. that American peoples understand the language of other Americans better than the blunt, direct (sometimes hostile) messaging from me.

To test this theory, I've decided to adopt (what I think is) a stereotypical American personality under my alter-ego of Jethro. I will post in that personality to this thread going forward but clearly Jethro will only post if he gets some feedback. Please don't take offence ;)





Hello y'all. Y'all doing okay on this fine day?

Many gorgeous femmes and sturdy butches here and a privilege and honor to be amongst you almighty good folk. Quite a pretty picture.

Hoping to meet some pretty fine women, and some not so fine too would be good.

Jethro

* smiling madly *

Chancie 03-17-2013 08:50 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ciaran (Post 768689)
I recently had a conversation with the delectable Little Ms Sunshyne and the topic of relationships and romance was raised. We discussed the reasons for my lack of success and think part of it may be a "lost in translation" thing i.e. that American peoples understand the language of other Americans better than the blunt, direct (sometimes hostile) messaging from me.

To test this theory, I've decided to adopt (what I think is) a stereotypical American personality under my alter-ego of Jethro. I will post in that personality to this thread going forward but clearly Jethro will only post if he gets some feedback. Please don't take offence ;)

Hello y'all. Y'all doing okay on this fine day?

Many gorgeous femmes and sturdy butches here and a privilege and honor to be amongst you almighty good folk. Quite a pretty picture.

Hoping to meet some pretty fine women, and some not so fine too would be good.

Jethro

* smiling madly *
Nobody wants to tangle with Violet Crawley.

Sun 03-17-2013 09:53 AM
Greetings Crushers.

Stopping by to request that everyone send some positive vibes to dixie who is having some health issues right now. I am sure that she would appreciate the intention. Thank you.

Sun

Sweet Bliss 03-17-2013 10:52 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Semantics (Post 768778)
So funny!

A New England Yankee would have scratched the "y'all" and inserted a "wicked" or two.

I've never actually heard anyone say "youse guys wanna" other than on the Sopranos, but I know it happens. There are so many subdialects kicking around. In my area of Connecticut we're rhotic speakers but once I get close to the Rhode Island border I start hearing the non-rhotic pronunciations (butter as butta/ park as pahk, etc.).

Chiming in from puritanical New England.
youse guys, youins and such are used in Pennsylvania.... took a bit to get used to..


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