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Burp half the alphabet at the dinner table across from your fem...
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Quit your job after the first date and show up in their town in a U-Haul with your 5 dogs, pot bellied pig and triplets.
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Take the new g/f to meet Mommy, g/f proceeds to drink too much and pass out on Mommy's couch.
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never get joint bank accounts
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Never take new G/F around any inbred relatives during the first few years.
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never tell ALL your secrets or your SSN
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Yeah, if you have a dishonorable discharge from the Army and have lied about it to get your new job, don't tell your new G/F.
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When you take your new G/F out to dinner with Mommie, do not let new G/F place her hands down your pants in the restaurant if you want to keep new G/F very long.
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If your new G/fs apartment looks like she is in the Witness Protection Program....
Get out NOW. Look at actual EOB's before you believe any health concerns. |
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So. Did. I. |
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Never make negative comments on the new g/f boxer shorts! |
Never think that you can "fix" whatever is wrong... You either have to accept her flaws or walk away.. .. |
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Do not think that this relationship with complete you, fulfill you or make you happy. If you are not complete, fulfilled and happy on your own then all the good lovin' in the world will not make you those things.
Don't let the aggressive negativity of another steal your optimism, dampen your joy or sour your attitude, no one is worth that sort of long term damage to your soul. Don't date only those people who worship at your alter and think you are the cat's ass. In my experience a good partner calls a spade a spade no matter who deals it, even you. Now if they are an asshole on the way they call you on your shit that is another story. You can call someone on their shit respectfully. Don't stop asking for what you need. No matter how long you are with someone, they are not responsible to read your mind. Only you know what your needs are and how your partner can help you meet them. Communicate this lovingly and you will be amazed. |
Venus007; awesome post!!!!
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Don't wait till its too late to say "I love you".
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