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Scorp 10-22-2010 01:04 PM
A..B..C..D..E..FFFF...G
 
Burp half the alphabet at the dinner table across from your fem...
:canadian:

LipstickLola 10-22-2010 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Scorp (Post 212483)
Burp half the alphabet at the dinner table across from your fem...
:canadian:
O M G, who does that? hahaha, def no no :fastdraq::fastdraq:

Apocalipstic 10-22-2010 02:03 PM
Quit your job after the first date and show up in their town in a U-Haul with your 5 dogs, pot bellied pig and triplets.

Isadora 10-22-2010 02:49 PM
Take the new g/f to meet Mommy, g/f proceeds to drink too much and pass out on Mommy's couch.

Jet 10-22-2010 02:53 PM
never get joint bank accounts

Apocalipstic 10-22-2010 03:06 PM
Never take new G/F around any inbred relatives during the first few years.

Jet 10-22-2010 03:08 PM
never tell ALL your secrets or your SSN

Apocalipstic 10-22-2010 03:17 PM
Yeah, if you have a dishonorable discharge from the Army and have lied about it to get your new job, don't tell your new G/F.

Apocalipstic 10-22-2010 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Jet (Post 212558)
never tell ALL your secrets or your SSN
Don't give out your full name or birthdate ;).

Apocalipstic 10-22-2010 03:36 PM
When you take your new G/F out to dinner with Mommie, do not let new G/F place her hands down your pants in the restaurant if you want to keep new G/F very long.

:eatinghersheybar:

Apocalipstic 10-22-2010 04:10 PM
If your new G/fs apartment looks like she is in the Witness Protection Program....

Get out NOW.

Look at actual EOB's before you believe any health concerns.

Isadora 10-22-2010 04:38 PM
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Originally Posted by apocalipstic (Post 212581)
When you take your new G/F out to dinner with Mommie, do not let new G/F place her hands down your pants in the restaurant if you want to keep new G/F very long.

:eatinghersheybar:
Whoa and I thought the passing out on my couch was bad. :|

Apocalipstic 10-22-2010 04:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Isadora (Post 212647)
Whoa and I thought the passing out on my couch was bad. :|
So yeah.....

So. Did. I.

katsarecool 10-22-2010 06:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Scorp (Post 212483)
Burp half the alphabet at the dinner table across from your fem...
:canadian:
Scorp, that was so funny! My then 16 yr old future son-in-law had the art of burping through the entire alphabet down pat and proceeded to demonstrate this art form on our first dinner out; with him, my daughter, myself and my foreign exchange student from Saudia Arabia. It was very quiet for long seconds then he (the student) burst out laughing. I WAS not amused. But they have been married 22 years now. :)

Never make negative comments on the new g/f boxer shorts!

JoSchmooze 10-23-2010 06:06 AM


Never think that you can "fix" whatever is wrong...
You either have to accept her flaws or walk away..

..

asphaltcowboi 10-23-2010 07:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Scorp (Post 212483)
Burp half the alphabet at the dinner table across from your fem...
:canadian:
wow wish i could do that!! icant burp very well and no one can tell what im doing so they said i was being rude..

Gemme 10-23-2010 01:53 PM
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Originally Posted by cody (Post 212917)
wow wish i could do that!! icant burp very well and no one can tell what im doing so they said i was being rude..
Burping the alphabet at the table IS rude, whether it's understandable or not.

Venus007 10-23-2010 02:47 PM
Do not think that this relationship with complete you, fulfill you or make you happy. If you are not complete, fulfilled and happy on your own then all the good lovin' in the world will not make you those things.

Don't let the aggressive negativity of another steal your optimism, dampen your joy or sour your attitude, no one is worth that sort of long term damage to your soul.

Don't date only those people who worship at your alter and think you are the cat's ass. In my experience a good partner calls a spade a spade no matter who deals it, even you. Now if they are an asshole on the way they call you on your shit that is another story. You can call someone on their shit respectfully.

Don't stop asking for what you need. No matter how long you are with someone, they are not responsible to read your mind. Only you know what your needs are and how your partner can help you meet them. Communicate this lovingly and you will be amazed.

katsarecool 10-23-2010 03:13 PM
Venus007; awesome post!!!!

atomiczombie 10-23-2010 05:43 PM
Don't wait till its too late to say "I love you".


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