Note to self...
 

Its not a smart idea to move a queen size bed by urself with cracked ribs & slipped disk is lower back.. "ouch"...

NTS...
 

#1 Do NOT hide dishes in the oven.

#2 Do NOT preheat oven without looking inside.

NTS: Thank people that write funny NTS that make you laugh out loud. Thanks wrangler.

NTS
 

It might be handier if I put notes to self in my iphon rather than on this thread. ;) :p

NTS... somedays the best choice is to... go the hell back to bed...

NTS: Stop fucking worrying about your biopsy Justy. It's going to be alright dammit.

NTS... If you say the day will be good... the day is good.

NTS: never reply to one of her texts no matter how much time has gone by, some people don't ever change

NTS: If you're going to eat roasted beets, don't freak out if your pee is pink!

NTS..
If you're going to eat beets and asparagus, don't freak out if your pee is striped green and pink. (nod to Ginger, lol)

NTS, don't wash your car when its 20 degrees out.

.....yeah, I did it. Grrrrr

NTS never say you look forward to something or that you enjoy it doing do is a guaranteed way to ruin it for yourself

Note to self: Stop waiting. Stop hoping. Stop kidding yourself. Just... Stop.

NTS:

Contain your zeal.
Stripping the bed, pillows and esp. the duvet cover is a lot easier than putting it all back on.

NTS
 

Buy a bigger note pad

NTS
 

Don't Google anyone, you will feel like an episode of "who the Bleep did I date"

NTS... spend more time with awesome friends