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I would imagine that if you understood Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy!
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Have you heard about the movie "Constipation"?
. . . . . . . . . Of course not, it hasn't come out yet |
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While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, "No honey for you for one month!"
Later that afternoon, Johnny's dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly. "That's it! No butter for you for one month!" says his dad. Later that evening as Johnny's mother cooks dinner, a cockroach run across the kitchen floor. She jumps and stomps on it, and then looks up to find Little Johnny and her husband watching her. Little Johnny looks at his father and says, "Are you going to tell her, Dad, or do you want me to?" |
What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?
(Dino-mite!) What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? (Her shadow!) |
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What do you give a sick bird?
(Tweet-ment) What do you give a sick pig? (Oink-ment) Why did the banana go to the doctor? (Because it wasn't peeling well!) |
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went
then it dawned on me.
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6.05 thus far since 6/1/14...
When does it rain money? When there is "change" in the weather.
What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's company, three's a cloud What's worse than raining buckets? Hailing taxis! Can Bees fly in the rain? Not without their yellow jackets How do lightning bolts flirt? They electrocute each other |
Did you know James Bond once slept through an earthquake?
He was shaken, not stirred. http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ps000707c1.jpg |
How Much Does A Hipster Weigh?
An instagram.
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Did you hear about the guy who got run over by a steam train? He was chuffed to bits.
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A little musican humor for the World Cup
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Why should you never date a tennis player?
Because love means nothing to them. http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l1...psb94954af.png |
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