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Luv 02-12-2015 10:26 PM

Birthday Wishes from family in Mexico City :-)

bright_arrow 02-17-2015 07:45 PM

"I love you so much baby girl"

:awww:

Bèsame* 02-20-2015 12:03 AM

You won't be talking with my tongue in your mouth

Yah, I'm all talk no action 💬💬💬



Schemer you 😈

bright_arrow 02-20-2015 12:36 AM

"Baby, you can always see me with my pants off."

:boxers: :cheer:

Bard 02-20-2015 03:10 AM

From a coworker and friend ... so are you gonna croak or what made me laugh my ASS off

Bèsame* 02-22-2015 09:54 PM

Chuckles...Deal of the century! You got me. Dibs.




Bèsame* 02-23-2015 05:18 PM

🚓🚓🚓 I'm putting a APB out on your happy ass

Daniela 02-23-2015 05:33 PM

LOL, I got this from an unknown number:

its tank top and panty day today

:|

Kobi 02-24-2015 02:50 PM



"I can show you how to twirl a guinea worm like a spaghetti strand so it doesn't break off when you are pulling it out of someone's leg".

:blink:

Alrighty then. Dinner will not be pasta.



cinnamongrrl 02-25-2015 06:33 PM

My daughter texted me wicked early to let me know she got to Miami ok..

And my nephew texted me to say, "hi Ti-Ti!" ...that's what my sisters kids call me :)

Bèsame* 03-01-2015 12:06 AM

Might be corny for some, but very endearing to me💕
 
As of the present, and onward, I belong to you, and only you. I'm not on the market, nor do I intend to be.

aww baby...we are out of the market. We are in the same bag, rolling around, finding our own new recipes.

And many recipes to be discovered. We both like trying new and interesting things, and I especially like trying different and odd. Let's marinate on the ride. 😀

LeftWriteFemme 03-01-2015 08:49 AM

the link to this came in a text from my ex, it made me cry
 

Loren_Q 03-06-2015 02:25 PM

From a boy I'm seeing while they are on vacation:
"My [family member] took me to a flea market. There's a guy selling stun guns, setting them off for people... I miss you"

starryeyes 03-06-2015 06:19 PM

I receive two everyday..... Good morning and sweet dreams <3

They are the best!!

JDeere 03-06-2015 08:37 PM

A picture of a huge vape cloud along with another text from a friend who said that I have been a really good friend to her through everything that has happened.

MasterfulButch 03-15-2015 05:35 AM

...
Buddy: Beautiful here at the moment. Might shock the dog lunchtime and take him out.
Me: Ooh, slap up dinner with black tie?
Buddy: Yeah, he's a stickler for formality!

:D

Blade 03-18-2015 05:01 PM

7 am...she is in labor and headed to hospital

me...good I know she is tired of being pregnant

9:56..we are about to push

Me..9:58 I can bring a come along and we can winch it out like a calf, won't take long at all.

10:05 BABY IS HERE

Me..Damn that was quick, a drive by labor and delivery

10:33..6 pounds 12 oz

Then the pictures of this precious creature, started rolling in. OMG she is an angel. Thank you God for this precious little girl.

Bèsame* 03-18-2015 10:39 PM

And all the while...all I did was daydream of you

Talon 04-09-2015 08:20 AM

You smell just like satya midnight incense.

Bèsame* 05-04-2015 08:37 PM

I feel like a teenager waiting for a date of a lifetime


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