No landline.

How many shirts do you have hanging in your closet that you have never worn?

None. I tend to wear things to the point that they finally have to be cut off my body...then go get another one...or something like that.

How many months after the "Best Before " date will you eat yoghurt ?

Maybe a week.

How many yogurts do you have in your refrigerator that are after their "best before" date?

Hundreds. They're all stuck to the bottom of the vegetable drawer , down there behind the dairy drawer, or somewhere in the freezer waiting for the next power failure.

How often to you have to reconfigure space in your fridge cause the beer is taking up too much room?

About twice a week.

How many cans of hairspray do you have?

No hairspray but I do have a magic marker to colour-in in case things get thin up top.

How many times a day are you told you are quite wonderful GeorgiaMa"am cause, amongst other things, you have a kind gentle sense of humour? Should be often, lots.

Zero cans but I do have 1 pump spray bottle of hairspray from the health food store.


How many bags of pasta do you currently have in your Covid-19 food supply?

none...but I do have 600 packets of Ramen noodles and I can always toss those toxic packets of "flavouring".

How many recipes have you now collected for "comfort food during a pandemic" that require ingredients you've never heard of.

How Many...
 

None but then again I haven't looked for 'Pandemic Comfort Food Recipes' and I'm not sure why someone would even create a pandemic recipe with unheard of ingredients. That makes no sense!! People are so weird.


How many boxes of baking soda do you have?

Hundreds. Makes sense to me to stock up during a pandemic.

How many vermin traps have you got in your basement, garage, whatever?

not a one. nz doesn't have vermin.

how many recipe books do you have?

Ummm... Fruit? Whats that?

How many pairs of shoes do you own?

Six.

How many separate and distinct items do you have on your nightstand?

14.

How many different moisturizers/creams/etc. do you use on your face at night?

How many...
 

None. That's when I let my skin breathe. Daytime is another story depending on the day...


How many stalks (whole heads) of celery do you have in your fridge?

None. I reduced the one I had to celery sticks.

How many masks do you have?

None.

How many times have you rolled and/or fallen out of bed in the past year?

The four species of rodent in New Zealand are: KIORE Rattus exulans (Polynesian rat, Maori rat, Pack rat) Introduced by early Polynesian settlers.

I don't think I have ever unintentionally fallen out of bed.

How many times have you asked yourself whether it's more economical to wash dishes by hand or use the dishwasher?

MANY MANY MANY times, so unable to come up with an answer, we use tons of paper plates which I know are bad for the environment but so be it....

How many times do you hand wash dishes in a day?

Many many times...saves on Purelle.

How many glasses of water do you drink per day before you start yelling: "Enough, enough...I can't drink another glass of water. That's it. No more water."

6 bottles actually

How many days have you gone without a shower?

0. I showered before I came to work this afternoon.

How many pets do you have?

none

how many pairs of matched socks do you have?

Nosy ass
 

Nosy ass neighbour, just one, will be gone soon *G

20 or so

how many magazines do you currently have at home?

Two.

How many friendly critters do you have living in your house?

Four - 2 French Bulldogs and 2 Cats (1 a Ragdoll and 1 a rescue). All immensely loved and loving.

How many ties do you have?

Neck ties? Zero.

How many unused Christmas cards do you have stashed away someplace?

Zero.
How many pens do you have?

Too many to count! Honest Mary has a pen fetish! We have two pencil/pen cups in the house plus she had pens stashed in drawers and laying about everywhere:seeingstars:......


How many packs of toilet paper are you hoarding at present?

Eight, but I've been hoarding them since before the coronavirus. The number is lower now than it was.

How many tea towels do you own?

Enough that I can change them up for every festivity or mood.

How many neighbors do you know?

Ten.

How many pool cues do you own?

Zero.


How many TV's do you own?

Four, three of which are old tube TVs. One is even a floor model cabinet type. It's just easier to continue to store them than to deal with them.

How many pieces of medical equipment do you own?