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"The longer we dwell on our misfortunes, the greater is their power to harm us." - Voltaire
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"Brylcreem — A Little Dab'll Do Ya!"
~Advert Jingle Tag Line "Bryl-creem, a little dab'll do ya, Use more, only if you dare, But watch out, The gals will all pursue ya,-- They'll love to put their fingers through your hair." |
My Pet Monster
"All dressed up and stuck at home with the ho."
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How long is a minute, depends on which side of the bathroom door your on.
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Since it's National Sarcastic Awareness Month, George Carlin is in order.....
If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
~George Carlin |
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
~George Carlin |
And some Ellen for good measure....and because it's Sunday...<smile>
I see those picketers, and I think you know, if I weren't a loving, non-violent, spiritual person, I would really go over there and grab those signs and smash them over their heads and shove them up their asses. But...I'm a loving, spiritual person.
~Ellen DeGeneres |
Why one night stands don't work
"You work a little magic on their vulva, and the next thing you know, someone's in love."
- M. Bent |
Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.
~Dr. Seuss |
Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall. - Confucius
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Integrity
" Lack of integrity, is the building block of failure."
" Integrity is the essence of everything successful." |
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" Instant gratification, and a lack of self-restraint, is a receipe for moral bancruptcy."
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"There is no right way, to do the wrong thing."
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"The universe is made of stories, not atoms." ~ Muriel Rukeyser
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“I can't go back to yesterday - because I was a different person then." - Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
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old maids...sandra cisneros
My cousins and I, we don't marry. We're too old by Mexican standards. And the relatives have long suspected we can't anymore in white. My cousins and I, we're all old maids at thirty. Who won't dress children, and never saints-- though we undress them. The aunts, they've given up on us. No longer nudge--You're next. Instead-- What happened in your childhood? What left you all mean teens? Who hurt you, honey? But we've studied marriages too long-- Aunt Ariadne, Tia Vashti, Comadre Penelope, querida Malintzin, Senora Pumpkin Shell-- lessons that served us well. |
"I swear Scout, you act more like a girl all the time." —Jim, To Kill A Mockingbird.
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Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. ~Voltaire
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Delicious autumn! My very soul is wedded to it, and if I were a bird I would fly about the earth seeking the successive autumns. ~George Eliot |
I had a marketing idea that everybody hated, decency is sexy.
James L. Brooks |
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