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After visiting a very much packed Mall, mostly with a Line leading towards a Dubious lookin slightly slender Santa...
I looked to my brother and out came the following..

"This is the ONE Holiday where Parents will eagerly allow their children literally on the lap of an old Stranger that often reeks of Booze, with a cruddy attitude who'll give a kid a strange toy, after taking a picture with the kid, next to an even more dubious usually Tall looking elf."

Bro: "No different than halloween though, knockin on strangers houses, wearing costumes, asking for candy that later have to be checked for itty bitty shards of razors & poison pellets, remember?...."

Me: "We've officially become curmudgeon adults, right?"

Bro: "I plead the 5th..."-proceeds to grab m&m's from a quarter machine-

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Enjoy the Holidays 'round the World Folks, whichever u may celebrate close to Heart...Chanukah, Christmas, Solstice, Yule, or Kwanzaa

my heat went out last night. it's 54 degrees in here. heat and hot water use one boiler, so we have no hot water either. this is friday. before christmas weekend. my landlord will be getting "someone" over here "in a coupla hours."

am i in a play? a really long, dark play? like a sartre play?

I realize I can be hard to buy a gift for/ check this out

the water is glass. I think I'll put it into the wall some place odd, and maybe frame it. I LOVE it!http://data.uncommongoods.com.edgesu...2788_zoom1.jpg

About six weeks ago, we found a kitten on our driveway nearly starved to death. She was so sick and weak she couldn't walk.

Food and water, expensive vet visits, and daily medications have made her much healthier. In addition, we found out she isn't a kitten after all. She is a very petite 10 year old.

The problem (besides the fact we didn't need or want another cat)? She came into heat on Christmas eve.

I will be making Velcro a spay appointment as soon as the clinic opens today but in the meantime what do I do about her discomfort? Any advice is appreciated.

@Slick Willies, Westheimer and Montrose, gettin' ready to kick some butt in a minute.
I love Houston! Woohoo!

My Christmas was very "Unusual"...It started Friday evening when the neighbor I accidentally sent the dirty text to showed up at my house with a wagon full of wine and snacks !!!! Yeah....I could have tapped that if I wanted to !! ....I'm just sayin'.......

Just wanted to wish everyone a safe and happy new year! And if you so need it..A number to get home safely and free.

No excuses, folks. Don't drink and drive and don't ride with anyone who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: You don't have to be a AAA member from 6pm-6am on New Year's Eve/Day they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE!!!!!!!!!!
Save this number... 1-800-222-4357 Please repost.......save 1 life!!!!!

So I bought an Oster blender at work the other night, and it is also a portable 20 oz. cup with a screw-on top. All I can say is I LOVE IT ♥ I have had three drinks today - this morning was a half banana, a cup of pineapple, a cup of raspberries, a cup of milk and a tbsp of sugar. Second was milk, with some coffee and vanilla chai powder and chocolate syrup. Then I made one with oj, a banana and a cup of pineapple. Decided I needed to eat some of our fruit salad from last week (apples, pineapple, grapes, watermelon, peaches and pears) so I put it all in the cup with a dash of milk - awesome! Totally worth the $23.99. Clean up is just rinsing a blade!

Thinking this will help my losing weight all the better, if I don't mind buying fruit constantly ;)

Going with Bard to hys physical therapy appointment tomorrow and working out on the machines - something I haven't done in a few years :| Secretly looking forward to it though :)

I thought the only words in the English language that didn't rhyme with anything were orange and purple.

Today I discovered that oink is like that, too. (Discounting boink as too slangy.)

Does anyone know any other ones??

Proudly commenting for more than a decade without actually reading the OP. . . .

Your sig line cracked me up ahahahahahahaha:rofl::rofl:

"Im a naughty girl with a bad habit, a bad habit for drugs.."

Whew there!! that has been in my head ALL day and i needed to get it out lol..

Its from Summer Height High by Australian Comedian Chris Lilley :D that is all!!

One more sprinkle. .. thank you Bonnie for sharing this with Adele...she rocked it.

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For all those leftover holiday cookies...

I'm in dialysis, and to my left theres a new guy with Arbys and 3 stations (chairs with nachine) away, a lady with taco Hell...one tech. is chowing on lo mein......VENGEANCe shall be MINE!!!!....!....all i have is strawberry- apple sauce, small cup of mandarin oranges + ginger ale...*tough small whimper* ...oh yes, my vengeance shall rain down upon
them piggies!!!!! /invader zim rant *pantpantpant, curled fingers*

Late night I wrote and performed a song for Beasley. Instead of throwing underwear at me, she made me dinner. Rock Stars worldwide filled with envy.

So people don't think i make shit up lol

Wishing everyone a safe and happy NEW YEAR! I won't be on tomorrow night probably and want to make sure I didn't miss telling you..smiles Headed to my sons for new years eve. Be safe !

www.bummedbytheboss.co.uk

This woman makes me laugh out loud....

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Originally Posted by SoNotHer (Post 495594)

This woman makes me laugh out loud....

OMGGGG ahahahahahahahahahahaha made me laugh so hard i snorted

I’m not sure where the time goes anymore. Is this a side effect of getting older? The rest of my night will be spent searching the internet for schematics to a time machine that I can construct in my garage.

Doing some last minute shopping for NYE dinner, decided to visit Kroger's instead of Wal-Mart.
Holiday + very crowded Wal-Mart = Cranky-Edgy-HyperAlert Rook.
The parking lot should've been a huge red flag, but then we usually have issues finding a spot.
Going inside, very few shopping carts should've told me "RUN , RUN!!"
Walked in, stunned....:blink:
"Where'd all these pipsqueaks come from???"
My brother surmised the students are back, their collective rich mommies and daddies with platinum cards were buying temp. stock.
"Hmm, I thought this crowd would be in wal-mart" ~twitch.....
We lacked one ingredient we use that Kroger's didn't have, my brother suggested walmart, so I grabbed a random kielbasa and shrugged "hell no, if this place is packed, imagine wally world"
"that's not the ham we get, and it's expensive!!" (he always was a penny-pinching miser, got him in teased as a kid.....he argued the cost of a butterfinger when it rose from a quarter to 50 cents..)
"I'll improvise, let's go, i can see the Lines from back here, use your imagination, it does have ham, you're close to seeing 2012, for now."
He merely grabbed his fave SoBe, and shut up....

The only part of Holidays I loathe.....Commercialized holidays, buy buy buy buy......

St. Valentine's? Buy this insanely big Pink teddy bear, why bother with a dozen roses, if u really love her, Buy these....75$ worth of soon to be dead 2 dozen!!!....And don't forget the 50pd box of chocolate !!! {i'm not kidding, I saw one...all I could think of was "wow, u really fucked up BADLY to buy that...."

Mother's /Fathers Day.....out of 365 days a year.....people pick that ONE day, to give them something.....and often, for the Father, it's a strange necktie?....My father was barely around, and when he was, the last thing on my mind was father's day......
Mother's got it better....
Dead flowers mostly, but still...cute stuff....
I still it oughta be a random deal every other day show appreciation, materialism kind of sux after awhile.
Won't even go there on the Easter/X-Mas thing.....

The officially recognized/federally recognized holidays srsly get exploited, no?
The quiet ones that slip by, or the lesser known ones {for now, shhh, hallmark's watching!!} seem to enjoy a smidge more respect.
At least within the U.S., I was a Military Brat, so we travelled.....Often....
The only times I saw "Excess" was in a global holiday, but not always revolving around Commercialism. X-mas in germany Was awesome. 3 Kings Day in Spain is somethin to remember. We stopped briefly in Israel once, during Sukkot, I was entranced with what I saw.....
I would suppose Holidays do help the sagging economy, but still, damn.... :blink::candle: