a black eye (I'll do anything not to taste blood)

wyr have bad knees or a bum shoulder?

Bum shoulder

wyr have a good soak in the bath with a j or have a shower and think about norman bates?

I'd take a bloody nose or a black eye from a friend with a sense of humour as long as I knew they were joking with me and would never do it.

wyr visit a friend in Canada or maybe wait till next year?

Maybe both heh from this old friend (of course i'm joking) *stride her 5ft 10" frame over to little diddy and shares her croissants)

Maybe next year given there is'nt long to go

wyr See Trump parachuted down into wore tore Syria or Jeb Bush force fed voting slips?

See Trump parachute( if his hair looks that bad after a stylists works on it,yada yadayada)

WYR Take a trip into a bustling city or a relaxing trip into the country?

Relax in the country.

take a trip by plane or by train?:hk28:

Train......


WRY pack extra "just in case" or go minimalist can figure you can buy whatever you need there?

Go minimalist.

Wyr carry on or check your bag?

Carry on.......

wyr sit next to a friendly down to earth non stop talker or someone with an attitude issue ?

It really depends on what type of attitude issue. If they're quiet, I don't give a fuck, give me the attitude over the talker.

Wyr get your whole house redecorated or get a new car?

new car...decorating is highly personal

wyr visit mars or venus

Mars.

Wyr eat peanut butter and jelly or peanut butter and fluff?

pb and lint?

wyr eat an orange or a mandarin?

Marshmallow fluff!

A mandarin.

Wyr go shopping on black Friday or be poked in the eye with a sharp stick?

hand me the stick


wyr shop online or in store

Online.

Wyr donate money or volunteer time?

time.....

wyr wear a hat or a hoodie.....

Hat.

Wyr wear a sweater or a sweatshirt?

sweatshirt

Where's the question..lol