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This weekend we started our cat on Paula Deen's Antebellum Feline Formula (With Butter). Twelve hours ago, he assumed this pose and hasn't moved since. http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a2.../daniel_pd.jpg Does anyone here own a cat? - Concerned |
Dear Bent,
Just make sure he takes his diabetes medication. Signed, Equally concerned. Quote:
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My daughter and I were watching a TV show tonight and the most beautiful song was on the show in the background, so I looked it up. The lyrics were beautiful to me, so I wanted to share them. Enjoy.
My Heart With You by The Rescues Waited a hundred years to see your face, And I would wait a hundred more If only to be near you, To have you and to hear you. Isn't that what time is for? I sailed a thousand ships in search of you. Traveled to distant land. I dove for sunken gold. I took what I could hold, But you're still the greatest treasure I've held in my hands. My love, the reason I survive, Trust we'll be together soon. Should our fire turn to dark, Take my heart with you. A tattered photograph my pocket holds. I keep you secretly. I studied every line. You're etched upon my mind For not a million soldiers could take you from me. My love, the reason I survive Trust we'll be together soon Should our fire turn to dark, Take my heart with you. You My love, the reason I survive, Trust we'll be together soon. Should our fire turn to dark, Take my heart with you. Take my heart with you. Take my heart with you. |
My 12yo son, in all innocence and sincerity, Mama, I've never really understood. How do lesbians have sex?
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I gave him the old line, "In more ways than you can imagine."
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If it weren't for video games, DAYS could go by without me having accomplished anything at all! :sunglass:
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Why is it that I can wait to use the bathroom forever at work, or in public, but the need to urinate increases by 10 million exponentially every second I'm trying to unlock the front door? (hands shaking, dropped keys, dogs underfoot)
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:blink: In other news, videos like this is one of the reasons why I don't live in the North anymore: http://www.autoblog.com/2012/01/24/w...6pLid%3D129809 |
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<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
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Twas the Dark Knight before Christmas
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david letterman is so freaking hilarious 'twittering' on his twitter machine *LoL*
and i really really really... can't stand the telley commercials where the people are eating and their food is slapping them in the face. wtf is that? and another thing, what is the deal with the clorox bleach commercials? they totally creep me out. my niece looks like scarlett johansson. and lastly, YU DARVISH ... yeah baby! |
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A waffer thin mint!! |
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Yes, I am just redneck enough to try this here in a few months lol
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