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What happened when the cheese factory exploded?
De brie flew everywhere. https://drawception.com/pub/panels/2...LNYeLdHq-4.png |
a hamburger walks into a bar and orders a beer.
barkeep looks at him and says "sorry mate, we don't serve food. |
What do you call a lying frog?
An AmFIBian.
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"I have a leak in my boat!" Tommy cried balefully.
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Why are there band-aids in the refrigerator?
They're for the cold cuts.
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Darn kids! I had to take one to the hospital because somehow he got 6 plastic horses stuck up his ass. Doctors described his condition as stable.
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A white horse walks into a bar, he goes up to the counter and the bartender turns and says " Hey we have a whiskey named after you!" The horse replies " What? Kevin?"
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A twin came home from a late date and told her sister, "We're not identical any more." :|
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Happy_Go_Lucky, enjoy these shoes.... OMG SHOES!
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A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No", he replies,"I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it.." The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What"s so special about it?" The cowboy explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically." The lady says, "What"s it telling you now?" Well, it says you"re not wearing any panties." The woman giggles and replies "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!" The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing"s an hour fast." |
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