cheetos. now.

(poofy not crunchy)

:badmood:

"Let there be poofy cheetos, NOW." :batmoose:

Awww!
 

hee!

Thank you, Greyson!

I just think poofy cheetos would be a lovely panacea for what ails me.

It's either those or the hard stuff (doritoes).
:cheesy:

No No No...Cheez its!

Oh, I get that craving too...but for some reason poofy ones are calling me!

(if only I could get out of these damn flannels, put on my imitation Uggs and trudge to the corner store!! oh....what a sight!)

lmao! still analyzing the femmes, eh?

You'll never figure us out!
:raspberry:

Okay, you got me on that one. Unkle!

Watchin stand-up comedy..I kinda agree....
katt williams does have a point.... I aint ever heard a Femme bitch about her stone/butch/boi/Daddy etc refusing to "get it on" cuz they got the wrong kinda fuckin nail polish ..."bitch is that Plum red?..Oh hell no, I cant do shit now...terrible colour baby"
:knitboy::rofl:

note to self: LAY OFF THE COFFEE!!

-Hoardes Coffee-
:flyingweed::happyjump::flyingweed:

I hungry for some grits, eggs, shrimp, and biscuits and and Kenyan tea. That sounds good to me. A scone at some point would be good too. lol

A female orgasm is a powerful painkiller (because of the release

of endorphins), so headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to

have sex.:ballngag:

My brother's Siberian Husky is the Ultimate pussy..
Smart, mostly, but still...
Official...
My mother had to use the Bathroom, right... So, she's sleepy getting up... the Monkey I bought her in the hospital. makes monkey noise and kisses.. the monkey fell on him { the monkey is made of that very very soft material typical of baby toys}..started smooch smooch -monkey noise-, blinking blush cheeks, the Dog instantly "JUMPED" yelped and ran away..
She says she woke up really fast...startled by his action, astonished..and laughing so hard after, she woke my brother..
The pooch is full of piss and vinegar when u put him in the kennel.. growl growl snarl bark bark.... but this??.. kinda reminds me of a comedy "you're lucky there's a gate grr!!...Wait.. Close it.... you're lucky !!!-snarl="
:candle::huhlaugh::cracked::wtf::hospital-snoopy:

Lock the Cellar Door. :fishingboot:

:sunglass:

Married or not i'll still admire you over the pond.You make my heart race...well,that and a sweetheart cake.Mr.Wood knows it was almost the death of me.These days I have to admire beauty from a distance.

I'm sending away for my free supply of Extenze and dinner with Jimmy Johnson.

Damn, that sounds good!!!

My hamstring muscles are killin' me today.

So tell us mr.president,when are you going to start laying down the law?.

I hate The View,but octumom sure looked hot.That's sweet milk all around boys.

What else...

I may love coconut water.

It's true ...
 

ahahahaha.

I like my new phone, messing with features and programming all day. now i wish someone would call..i wanna hear my ring tones

My pizza; it is here.
:dance1:

Being compared to Hitler is not a good thing.

After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says…

W T F

:wtf::dots::wallbreak:

Randomness...I like to be random and I always say that I could care less what I do on a date. I would love just going to taco bell and wal mart. :) Prolly cause I am the one who likes to go into the toy isles and play alot. :)

Haha..all of a sudden I wanted some waffles with peanut butter and syrup on em... :) PS....I love peanut butter.

Dammit! Now I do too.

yum I want some too!

I feel a 'ditty' comin' on...

"Lizzie Borden took an ax, gave her mother 40 wacks. When she saw what she had done, she gave her father 41..."