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Is it time to take cover?
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Do beans and jello hunt you???
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What about da wabbits?
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Do they chase you, too???
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Have you seen Elmer Fudd?
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Was that you in the banana suit chasing me?
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Wasn't that Elmer Fudd at it again?
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Is it possible there is a tad of paranoia going on here?
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Doesn't that depend on whether or not you're the chaser or the chased?
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Are these the only possibilities?
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Should we worry more about the caught?
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What about the catcher?
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What about the release?
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What about the hook, line and sinker?
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What about peace on earth and good will to dykes?
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Are we going to Goodwill for a piece, and can we shop for a book on building a good dike?
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If we do will you stick your fingers in it?
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Are we sticking fingers in dikes?:|
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Will you show me how?
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What time is the seminar?
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There is a seminar?
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Isn't there seminar for most things?
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Really, but this topic?
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Don't you wonder what happens at those break-out sessions?
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Was that when I got the number for the rejection hotline?
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Didn't they finally block your number?
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WTF? Don't you know how to *67?
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Is that a dance number or a sexual position?
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If you're talented, couldn't it be both, simultaneously?
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And possibly a gymnastic move?
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Can I show the ropes?
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Are simultaneous rope
reactions common? |
Do you prefer rug or rope burns?
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Is that what those scars are on my ankles?
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Isn't is fortunate your pants are usually down at your ankles covering that?
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Isn't that what you pointed out when you hiked up your skirt to show me your rug burns? Have you heard of knee pads?
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Do they worry when you pull out the knee and elbow pads in the bedroom and realize you're not getting ready to rollerblade?
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Did you just realize they were missing from your drawer?
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So how did drawer cleaning go the other day?
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