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Did you steal the clover clips? Didn't I send those to recycling? How often do you dumpster dive?
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How often do I dumpster dive?
Don't I dumpster dive every time you open the bedroom door?
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Am I surprised that you're admitting publicly that every time I open your bedroom door their is a reason to dive for cover? I thought you wanted this to be our little secret?
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Do you wonder why I always show up at your house in my Orkin outfit and fumigation gear?
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Didn't I tell you that I'm not into your brand of role play?
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Was that what you were saying while you played with my sprayer pump?
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Doesn't it say a lot that you had to "pump" you up?
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Is that why you cheeks were so red and tired when I found you? From giving your inflatable date a different kind of "blow job"?
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WTF? How in the fuck could you think I didn't come prepared? Aren't I always prepared for a good "date"?
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Who can compete with that?
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That is really the question, isn't it? Do you think this is the real story behind the big bad wolf and the three little pigs?
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So is jumbo-sized "just right" then?
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Who pissed in your porridge?
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Who served it?
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Would that be the same one who likes to dish it?
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Is this a dish best served cold?
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Are you an expert on cold dishes and fishes?
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Someone is swimming with the fishes? What?
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What is your obsession with fish anyway? Didn't I explain to you that "fish lips" are not an attractive feature?
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Did you know that some of my dumpster dives have recovered Garbage Fish Flaps?
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May I offer you a mask, gloves, and some wipes?
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Is this the kind of role play you want then?
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Do I think you need to slow your roll?
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Is rolling on the river the new walking down the street?
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May I offer you some oars?
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Can that offer be refused?
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Will I feel sorry for you when you're stuck up the creek after you have refused the oars?
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Did you hear the floorboards?
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Do you want to do it on the floor?
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Is this role playing again? Are you going to be "The Janitor"?
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Has the janitor removed or relocated the recycling bins?
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Couldn't we have more sex and less housekeeping?
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Aren't both desired?
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Can we limit the questions to the fun topic?
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Wouldn't having both with cake be fun?
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Are you really asking me that question?
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What happens if I say no to your question?
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No?
Are you prepared to meet the Rice-a-Roni Rack and Beef Stroganoff Stockade?
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Wouldn't no be a statement, not a question? Oh, and are you a San Francisco treat?
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