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YAY For Randomly Posting Stuff in Spanish Day!
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Sorry happy couples, but you can't argue with math
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There was a bra commercial a while ago where one lady said to another, "Your bra is my second purse." Well, I admit, my bra is often my second purse...
Due to the snow we had last weekend, last Monday I couldn't get my car to move (which happens when the snow is deeper than my little car's wheel wells and freezes nicely). So, during my efforts to get my car moving, I put my spare car key and my cell phone in separate cups of my bra. No, my phone was not on vibrate -- but it wasn't until I got home Monday night that I realized that they had both been in my bra all day long. I'm not sure how to feel about nobody noticing, or at least not mentioning, me looking kinda lumpy all day..... And, since this was a crazy week, I didn't get to post my favorite Groundhog Day themed Comic from Non-Sequitur.... http://i43.tinypic.com/21ctgfo.gif |
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What is this I don't even ....
Ok, so the child in me thinks this is all cool and magical ... but the cynical adult in me thinks it's bullshit.
I saw it on FB today & the story under the pic is pulled verbatim from the page: https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net...84331842_n.jpg ”Do Fairies live at the bottom of your garden? Maybe not anymore but a recent discovery would suggest that they probably did. What appear to be the mummified remains of a fairy have been discovered in the Derbyshire countryside. The 8inch remains complete with wings; skin, teeth and flowing red hair have been examined by anthropologists and forensic experts who can confirm that the body is genuine. X-rays of the ‘fairy’ reveal an anatomically identical skeleton to that of a child. The bones however, are hollow like those of a bird making them particularly light. The puzzling presence of a navel even suggests that the beings reproduce the same as humans despite the absence of reproductive organs. The remains were discovered by a local man, who wishes to remain anonymous, while walking his dog along an old roman road situated between the Derbyshire villages of Duffield and Belper. The area has long been shrouded in mystery with tales of ghostly highwaymen and strange ‘dancing’ lights on warm summer evenings. “I was walking along the lane at a point which passes an old Iron Age barrow (burial mound) when my dog began to bark and act rather strangely. He was barking in the direction of the barrow and would not go anywhere near it which was strange as we walk past it almost every day. I was curious and approached the mound to see what could be disturbing him and it then I noticed something odd…..in the side of the barrow, a fissure as if a section of ground had subsided or opened up. The crack measured about 2ft long and 1ft wide and looked to have been formed recently as I had never seen it before. I knelt down and looked inside the dark hole. The hill seemed to be hollow like a cave as I could feel a cool draught against my skin. I used the small led torch on my car keys to see if I could see anything in the darkness. It was at this point I saw something that startled me, 2 or 3 feet in front of me I could see a human like form only this was much smaller. My initial instinct was to call the police as I thought it may be the body of a small child but as I looked closer I could see that this was not the case. It was too small and more importantly, it had what appeared to be wings! Not want to touch it I used a stick to carefully drag it out and picked it up in one of the dog’s poo bags (empty of course).” He immediately called his wife stating he had found something ‘unbelievable’ and asked her to bring a camera and a box immediately.“When I first arrived I could hear the dog barking from some distance, I had no idea what he had found. As I approached the barrow I could see my husband crouched down looking a something on the floor. “What have you found?” I shouted, “See for yourself” he said. I looked down and saw a tiny but perfect mummified human body with hair, dark brown skin and more disturbingly, wings. “I know what it looks like”, he said “but how can it be? And there’s not just one, I’ve had another look inside that hole in the ground and there are more!” The body was taken home in a biscuit tin and kept in a garage overnight. The following day the local police were informed and the remains were taken away for analysis. As a local expert on the paranormal I was approached by the police for my advice although this was kept rather quiet to avoid ridicule and press attention. I was taken to the location by the man who originally discovered this amazing find. On closer inspection the barrow appears to contain more that 20 fairy bodies all in varying states of mummification. The dry cave like interior has preserved the remains to such a degree that some bodies even have tiny finger nails and eye brows. I have returned since then to document the find as much as possible. On one particular occasion I was shocked to discover that some attempt had been made to reseal the barrow but by whom? The site appears to be a burial ground for fairy folk and the exact location of the find has not been revealed and no further remains have been removed from the mound. It has not been substantiated how long the remains have been there although the state of mummification would suggest more than 400 years. The countryside could be strewn with hidden burial mounds which have lain undiscovered for centuries. How could such creatures exist without detection for so many years? Cryptozoologists who have examined the remains suspect they have evolved to suit their surrounding so well they would be virtually invisible to the naked eye. Their wings and skin pigment would camouflage them extremely well and they would most probably live in the tree tops and rarely venture down to ground level. In winter they would probably retreat underground into cave networks.Whether they still exist is another question but the remains found in Derbyshire have laid thousands of years of folklore to rest.” |
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Yep.
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True.
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Adele trashes Newt Gingrich (parody)
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I LOVE this:)
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good morning to all you planet dwellers and peekers and HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!! :rrose::chocolate: i been having laptop issues ( lagging bad) and have been unable to come and post here much , unless via cell phone. but im still promoting the planet in my travels :) i do have a ?? ............ where OH where is DomNnc ??? he is such a kind hearted kinda guy. I been so busy guess i been behind on happening things. anyways........ hope you all have a awsome day on what ever it is your doing. :) |
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I LOVE Valentines!
Happy Valentines Everyone! |
Bronchitis sucks ~ begone darn sickness! :p
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Guy: Love, did you change the password? Person replying: Yes, my darling. Guy: Can you tell me what it is ? Same person replying: Of course! It's the date when you & I met. [A few hours later, still thinking........] Guy :.....SunuvaBitch...... |
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A couple weeks ago while on day trip in the car with my guy, we came across this song on the radio. That was the day we discovered our talent for duets. Also, the song keeps popping back into my head at random times. Frequently. Help.
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Do you ever wonder what kind of questions cruise ship pursers are asked? I've never been on a cruise (I suffer sea sickness easily) and wanted to find out a few things about such affairs. Here's what I found (I googled this subject this morning):
"Could you call the ships captain to stop the waves? I am getting seasick." As you probably might guess, I won't be going on a cruise anytime soon. * LOL * (or not). |
Also:
<----- Thirteen days smoke-free.
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From a forwarded email from my mother...
I want to thank you for your FORWARDing of the educational e-mails over the past year. I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery.
I can no longer open a bathroom door without using a paper towel, nor let the waitress put lemon slices in my ice water without worrying about the bacteria on the lemon peel. I can't sit down on a hotel bedspread because I can only imagine what has happened on it since it was last washed. I have trouble shaking hands with someone who has been driving because the number one pastime while driving alone is picking one's nose. Eating a little snack sends me on a guilt trip because I can only imagine how many gallons of trans fats I have consumed over the years. I can't touch any woman's handbag for fear she has placed it on the floor of a public toilet. I MUST SEND MY SPECIAL THANKS for the email about rat poo in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet sponge with every envelope that needs sealing.ALSO, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. I can't have a drink in a bar because I fear I'll wake up in a bathtub full of ice with my kidneys gone. I can't eat at KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes, feet or feathers. I can't use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day. THANKS TO YOU I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes. BECAUSE OF YOUR CONCERN, I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains. I no longer buy fuel without taking someone along to watch the car, so a serial killer doesn't crawl in my back seat when I'm filling up. I no longer use Cling Wrap in the microwave because it causes seven different types of cancer. AND THANKS FOR LETTING ME KNOW I can't boil a cup of water in the microwave anymore because it will blow up in my face, disfiguring me for life. I no longer go to the cinema because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS when I sit down. I no longer go to shopping centers because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me. I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a huge phone bill with calls to Jamaica ,Uganda , Singapore and Uzbekistan . THANKS TO YOU I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a big blacksnake could be lurking under the seat and cause me instant death when it bites my butt. AND THANKS TO YOUR GREAT ADVICE I can't ever pick up a dime coin dropped in the car park because it was probably placed there by a sex molester waiting to grab me as I bend over. I can't do any gardening because I'm afraid I'll get bitten by the Violin Spider and my hand will fall off. If you don't FORWARD this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 70minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 p.m. tomorrow afternoon, and the fleas from 120 camels will infest your back,causing you to grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbor’s ex mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's best friend's beautician . . Oh, and by the way..... A German scientist from Argentina , after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with insufficient brain activity read their e-mails with their hand on the mouse. Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late. P. S. I now keep my toothbrush in the living room, because I was told by e-mail that water splashes over 6 ft. out of the toilet. NOW YOU HAVE YOURSELF A VERY GOOD DAY!!!!! |
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