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sara-bera 04-22-2012 07:19 PM

“Never cut what can be untied.” -Proverb

Wolfz7 04-22-2012 07:21 PM

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world.


-Lucille Ball

Wolfz7 04-22-2012 07:35 PM

Our lives are not determined by what happens to us but by how we react to what happens, not by what life brings to us, but by the attitude we bring to life. A positive attitude causes a chain reaction of positive thoughts, events, and outcomes. It is a catalyst, a spark that creates extraordinary results.

Trey339 04-22-2012 11:02 PM

The greatest pleasure of life is love
Euripides


Softhearted 04-22-2012 11:10 PM

Just love nerdy jokes!
 
Why are quantum physicists so bad at sex?

Because when they can find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they can find the momentum, they can't find the position.

Bazinga!

source: unknown, it was told to me by a friend and I spat out my drink in laughter!

Prudence 04-23-2012 12:15 AM

A child believes that only the action of someone who is unfriendly can cause pain.
Chased-By-Bears (from the book "A Cherokee Feast of Days"):indiangirl:

weatherboi 04-23-2012 05:24 AM

"There's nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so!" - William Shakespeare

Soon 04-23-2012 05:28 AM

Whenever you accept what is, something deeper emerges than what is. So, you can be trapped in the most painful dilemma, external or internal, the most painful feelings or situation, and the moment you accept what is, you go beyond it, you transcend it.
~Eckhart Tolle

Kobi 04-23-2012 08:30 AM




I have no right, by anything I do or say, to demean a human being in his own eyes. What matters is not what I think of him; it is what he thinks of himself. To undermine a man's self-respect is a sin.

~Antoine de Saint-Exupery



Talon 04-23-2012 11:04 AM

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep..not screaming like the passengers in his car.

JAGG 04-23-2012 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Talon (Post 570992)
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep..not screaming like the passengers in his car.

Hahaha, too freakin funny!!

Talon 04-23-2012 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JAGG (Post 570998)
Hahaha, too freakin funny!!

You must have the funny at least once a day...:nyahnyah:

LaneyDoll 04-23-2012 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kobi (Post 570905)



I have no right, by anything I do or say, to demean a human being in his own eyes. What matters is not what I think of him; it is what he thinks of himself. To undermine a man's self-respect is a sin.

~Antoine de Saint-Exupery




Antoine de Saint-Exupery is one of my fave sources for quotes...


“Goodbye, said the fox. And now here is my secret, a very simple secret. It is only with the heart that one can see rightly. What is essential is invisible to the eye.”
― Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, The Little Prince


“You - you alone will have the stars as no one else has them...In one of the stars I shall be living. In one of them I shall be laughing. And so it will be as if all the stars were laughing, when you look at the sky at night... You - only you - will have stars that can laugh.”
― Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, El Principito


“People have forgotten this truth," the fox said. "But you mustn’t forget it. You become responsible forever for what you’ve tamed. You’re responsible for your rose.”
― Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, The Little Prince


:sparklyheart:

JAGG 04-23-2012 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Talon (Post 571001)
You must have the funny at least once a day...:nyahnyah:

I wish you would have posted this a little eariler. I had this very conversation with a friend of mine about 3 hours ago, I would have loved to toss that in there and lighten the moment a lttle.

dixie 04-23-2012 11:28 AM

"I wished for nothing beyond her smile, and to walk with her thus, hand in hand, along a sun-warmed, flower-bordered path." ~Andre Gide

Trey339 04-23-2012 02:18 PM

A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination.
Nelson Mandela

JAGG 04-23-2012 04:37 PM

You can't be proud around your family, they know the good dirt. -Unknown


Even the wrong words can rhyme, don't be a fool, raise your standards. -Joys Way

The only time you run out of chances is when you stop taking them. - Unknown

Janstevie 04-23-2012 04:53 PM

The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself, too.

Kobi 04-24-2012 06:41 AM




Everybody should have his personal sounds to listen for - sounds that will make him exhilarated and alive or quite and calm.... One of the greatest sounds of them all - and to me it is a sound - is utter, complete silence.

~Andre Kostelanetz



jenny 04-24-2012 12:04 PM

"When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?" it's a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway." ~ Erma Bombeck

homoe 04-24-2012 12:43 PM

When I was way to young to even understand what it meant, my mom always used to have this saying about new relationships:A New Broom Always Sweeps Clean Now that I'm older, I totally get it

macele 04-24-2012 01:34 PM

momma loves to say, (not so much anymore. she has a bit of dementia, so she's not exactly the momma i grew up with.) ...

"what's worse than doing wrong? to know it's wrong and still do it." -- mac's momma

JAGG 04-24-2012 07:21 PM

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy. -Martin Luther King Jr.


He who conceals his disease cannot be cured.-Ethopian Proverb


Wine makes daily living easier, less hurried, with fewer tensions and more tolerance. -Benjamin Franklin

gaea 04-24-2012 08:46 PM

My dad always said--

"you can do whatever you want to do as long as you put your mind to it, its not illegal and you cause no harm to anyone"

i said the same thing to mine.

Kobi 04-25-2012 05:46 AM




Soon silence will have passed into legend. Man has turned his back on silence. Day after day he invents machines and devices that increase noise and distract humanity from the essence of life, contemplation, meditation... tooting, howling, screeching, booming, crashing, whistling, grinding, and trilling bolster his ego. His anxiety subsides. His inhuman void spreads monstrously like a gray vegetation.

~Jean Arp


gaea 04-25-2012 07:55 AM

Courage- The willingness to risk who you are for who you want to be and what you have for what you want.

Willingness-possessing the ability to act or respond by the power of choice,without reluctance.

I love this thread I am glad it.

Talon 04-25-2012 09:30 AM

"I don't drink these days, I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs."

~Robert Downey Jr.

homoe 04-25-2012 04:27 PM

This isn't really a quote but in a new movie called Perfect Family starring Katheleen Turner her daughter (who is a lesbian) asks her a question about what she thinks and her reply is.. "I'm a catholic I don't have to think"!

Kobi 04-26-2012 07:18 AM



At bottom every man knows well enough that he is a unique being, only once on this earth; and by no extraordinary chance will such a marvelously picturesque piece of diversity in unity as he is, ever be put together a second time.

~Friedrich Nietzsche





gaea 04-26-2012 07:35 AM

"Life is too short to spend your precious time trying to convince a person who wants to live in gloom and doom otherwise. Give lifting that person your best shot, but don't hang around long enough for his or her bad attitude to pull you down. Instead, surround yourself with optimistic people."
Zig Ziglar

gaea 04-26-2012 08:11 AM

" There are those people today who live the same life, day-in day-out - predictable, risk-free, dreamless. They are the harshest critics of those who choose to break free from this mundane existence. In this world, too many people are afraid to pursue the life they truly desire, too afraid of being criticized by others, too afraid of failing, too afraid of not knowing the way. However, there are also those who choose to follow their dreams, those who choose to rebel, those who strive to be free - those who live. Stay true to yourself. Break free from the chains of society - and live. May you too have the strength and courage to pursue your dreams."-Roger Chao

JAGG 04-26-2012 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by gaea (Post 572331)
Courage- The willingness to risk who you are for who you want to be and what you have for what you want.

Willingness-possessing the ability to act or respond by the power of choice,without reluctance.

I love this thread I am glad it.

You love this thread you're so glad it..... WHAT? Didn't get eaten by wild dingos. Doesn't cost anything to post here? Isn't high in calories? Boy I sure hope flutter doesn't see this and start coughing up blood. Lmao. Ya know it kind of reminds me of a post I read in the "it hurts me" thread.... oh nothing. Hahaha

thedivahrrrself 04-26-2012 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by JAGG (Post 573023)
You love this thread you're so glad it..... WHAT? Didn't get eaten by wild dingo's. Doesn't cost anything to post here? Isn't high in calories? Boy I sure hope flutter doesn't see this and start coughing up blood. Lmao. Ya know it kind of reminds me of a post I read in the "it hurts me" thread.... oh nothing. Hahaha

I am definitely glad this thread is not high in calories. :) But now I am terrified the wild dingos are going to eat it.

Oh, and BTW, your use of an apostrophe for a plural noun just made me cough up a little blood. :tease:

JAGG 04-26-2012 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thedivahrrrself (Post 573030)
I am definitely glad this thread is not high in calories. :) But now I am terrified the wild dingos are going to eat it.

Oh, and BTW, your use of an apostrophe for a plural noun just made me cough up a little blood. :tease:


What ??? :blink: How did you do that ?

jenny 04-26-2012 08:54 AM

"As a math atheist, I should be excused from this." ~ Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes"

[crunching numbers, and not enjoying it]

Talon 04-26-2012 08:57 AM

When you are out with a nice girl, an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder, a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.

~Albert Einstein

gaea 04-26-2012 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JAGG (Post 573023)
You love this thread you're so glad it..... WHAT? Didn't get eaten by wild dingos. Doesn't cost anything to post here? Isn't high in calories? Boy I sure hope flutter doesn't see this and start coughing up blood. Lmao. Ya know it kind of reminds me of a post I read in the "it hurts me" thread.... oh nothing. Hahaha

omfg! lmfao ok ok so i missed a word...it happens sometimes when I'm posting from my phone oy just like misspelled words happen...this has me cracking up though.

I'm so glad i FOUND it still cracking the hell up!

gaea 04-26-2012 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JAGG (Post 573023)
You love this thread you're so glad it..... WHAT? Didn't get eaten by wild dingos. Doesn't cost anything to post here? Isn't high in calories? Boy I sure hope flutter doesn't see this and start coughing up blood. Lmao. Ya know it kind of reminds me of a post I read in the "it hurts me" thread.... oh nothing. Hahaha

Quote:

Originally Posted by thedivahrrrself (Post 573030)
I am definitely glad this thread is not high in calories. :) But now I am terrified the wild dingos are going to eat it.

Oh, and BTW, your use of an apostrophe for a plural noun just made me cough up a little blood. :tease:

Quote:

Originally Posted by JAGG (Post 573038)
What ??? :blink: How did you do that ?

All very good for a great laugh :)

JAGG 04-26-2012 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gaea (Post 573071)
omfg! lmfao ok ok so i missed a word...it happens sometimes when I'm posting from my phone oy just like misspelled words happen...this has me cracking up though.

I'm so glad i FOUND it still cracking the hell up!

Smart ass pranksters can only hold out for so long. (Sigh) I noticed teacher's pet theBrownNoserHerself came to your rescue. Roflmao @ The BrownNoserHerself nickname.

gaea 04-26-2012 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by JAGG (Post 573075)
Smart ass pranksters can only hold out for so long. (Sigh)

you know i have an album in my photobucket dedicated just for you
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d1...MART-ASS-2.gif

My apologies for the derail.


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