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thedivahrrrself 04-26-2012 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gaea (Post 573079)
you know i have an album in my photobucket dedicated just for you
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d1...MART-ASS-2.gif

My apologies for the derail.

As to not derail, I will post my reply in quotes:

"There is a satisfactory boniness about grammar which the flesh of sheer vocabulary requires before it can become a vertebrate and walk the earth."
- Anthony Burgess

This one reminds me of HAGG:

"I never made a mistake in grammar but one in my life and as soon as I done it I seen it."
- Carl Sandburg

Talon 04-26-2012 10:38 AM

thedivahrrrself, gaea, Jagg....
 
Witty...witty...witty..my pretty's. :eyebat:

JAGG 04-26-2012 11:07 AM

Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me.- Allison Wheatly 2nd grade (oh the level I've been forced to stoop to)

He who lives in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. - chinese proverd

She who lives in North Tulsa shouldn't wear chucks with a brown nose. - Dr. Phil. Or maybe not

ruffryder 04-26-2012 11:44 AM

Be content! Being upset won't change a thing, but it will ruin your day. Joyce Meyer

thedivahrrrself 04-26-2012 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by JAGG (Post 573122)
She who lives in North Tulsa shouldn't wear chucks with a brown nose. - Dr. Phil. Or maybe not

No, I think it was more like "She who lives in north tulsa shouldn't be forced to wear ankle weights while wearing brown nosed chucks" That seems like something Dr. Phil told me once when I was on his show to get rid of my addiction to sniffing nail files ROFLMAO

Oh, but I have one more quote for ya:

"Kettle, you're black." ~Pot

JAGG 04-26-2012 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thedivahrrrself (Post 573189)
No, I think it was more like "She who lives in north tulsa shouldn't be forced to wear ankle weights while wearing brown nosed chucks" That seems like something Dr. Phil told me once when I was on his show to get rid of my addiction to sniffing nail files ROFLMAO

Oh, but I have one more quote for ya:

"Kettle, you're black." ~Pot

I just call it like I see it, if I don't see it I'll make it up. - Unknown but maybe it was something I said once
Don't count your chicks before they are hatched. Who Cares
He who laughs last laughs best. Unknown

JAGG 04-26-2012 07:22 PM

Whenever you find you are on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. -Mark Twain


The lack of money is the root of all evil. -Mark Twain



The whole course of human history may depend on a change of heart in a single, solitary, even humble individual. For it is within the soul of the individual that the battle between good and evil is waged and ultimately won or lost. -Henry Thoreau

willow 04-27-2012 06:30 AM

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Originally Posted by JAGG (Post 573023)
You love this thread you're so glad it..... WHAT? Didn't get eaten by wild dingos. Doesn't cost anything to post here? Isn't high in calories? Boy I sure hope flutter doesn't see this and start coughing up blood. Lmao. Ya know it kind of reminds me of a post I read in the "it hurts me" thread.... oh nothing. Hahaha


I will not cough up blood, I keep up to date with vaccinations. Also, thank you for pointing out that such a thing might have made me cough up blood because now someone somewhere will be sitting wiggling their bum like a lioness ready to pounce on my inevitable mistakes! :cat::giggle:

Talon 04-27-2012 09:41 AM

Smile. It scares people. :freak:

Semantics 04-27-2012 11:56 AM

“Dad always warned that it was misleading when one imagined people, when one saw them in the Mind's Eye, because one never remembered them as they really were, with as many inconsistencies as there were hairs on a human head (100,000 to 200,000). Instead, the mind used a lazy shorthand, smoothed the person over into their most dominating characteristic- their pessimism or insecurity (something really being lazy, turning them into either Nice or Mean)-and one made the mistake of judging them from this basis alone and risked, on a subsequent encounter, being dangerously surprised.”


Marisha Pessl, Special Topics in Calamity Physics

JAGG 04-27-2012 07:04 PM

Be smart, don't act smart. -Unknown


Immaturity is the incapacity to use one's intelligence without the guidance of another. -Immanuel Kant


The truly powerful do not proclaim themsleves, they are proclaimed by others. -Unknown

Trey339 04-27-2012 11:29 PM

You can search throughout the entire universe for someone who is more deserving of your love and affection than you are yourself, and that person is not to be found anywhere. You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe deserve your love and affection.
Buddha

Liam 04-27-2012 11:36 PM

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond all measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that frightens us.—Marianne Williamson

Janstevie 04-29-2012 06:04 AM

We say we love flowers, yet we pluck them. We say we love trees, yet we cut them down. And people still wonder why some are afraid when told they are loved !!!

girl_dee 04-29-2012 06:29 AM

Happy are they who take life day by day, complain very little, and are thankful for the little things in life.

Kobi 04-29-2012 09:41 AM



Sometimes being a friend means mastering the art of timing. There is a time for silence. A time to let go and allow people to hurl themselves into their own destiny. And a time to prepare to pick up the pieces when it's all over.

~ Gloria Naylor


1QuirkyKiwi 04-29-2012 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Talon (Post 573666)
Smile. It scares people. :freak:

Aha! With me smiling a lot, this explains why I get funny looks off people!

*Whimpers I not that scary, am I?*

sara-bera 04-29-2012 12:14 PM

“Do what you can with what you have, where you are" -Theodore Roosevelt

Kobi 04-30-2012 07:25 AM


Fancy 04-30-2012 07:46 AM

“Her memory will be a flower tucked into literature’s turban.
In her loneliness, every sister cries for her.”

~Amail
written after Zarmina’s suicide, called “The Poet Who Died Young”

Talon 04-30-2012 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by 1QuirkyKiwi (Post 574820)
Aha! With me smiling a lot, this explains why I get funny looks off people!

*Whimpers I not that scary, am I?*


:whoop:.....this is the look I get sometimes...which actually makes me chuckle...people can be strange.

Aw...sweet Kiwi, you're a doll....and that's waaaay better. :winky:

Talon 04-30-2012 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fancy (Post 575411)
“Her memory will be a flower tucked into literature’s turban.
In her loneliness, every sister cries for her.”

~Amail
written after Zarmina’s suicide, called “The Poet Who Died Young”


Fancy, this is beautiful.

gaea 04-30-2012 09:29 AM

"Don't ask yourself what the world needs. Ask yourself what makes you come alive and then go do that. Because what the world needs is people who have come alive." Howard Thurman

Arwen 04-30-2012 04:06 PM

You know everything you need to know. Just try to remember it." Harsh Cry of the Heron, Tales of the Otori, Book 4. Lian Hearn

JAGG 04-30-2012 04:55 PM

Love is when you seek to find the potential in someone and desire more than anything else in the world to help them bring it out. -Unknown


It is better to suffer the consequences of the truth, than the consequences of a lie. -Unknown


The study of history is realizing that the source of every current existence lies in the past. -Brea Ettel

Charming Texan 04-30-2012 05:32 PM

Don't shake a whore tree expecting an angel to fall out - my co-worker, today.

It's an HR free zone apparently. ha.

Arwen 04-30-2012 05:57 PM

"How true Daddy's words were when he said: 'All children must look after their own upbringing.' Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right paths, but the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands." -Anne Frank (1929-1945)

We could place blame, point fingers, wallow in pain from all the things that "should" have been "if only" blah blah blah... But there comes a time when we must stand on our own two feet and recognize that we create our own future. We create our own present. We have choices to make every day. Look within. Find that strength and move on. -Lissa Coffey

Self-responsibility is the key for me. If you don't have it, I don't want to spend time with you. Arwen

1QuirkyKiwi 05-01-2012 04:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Talon (Post 575451)
:whoop:.....this is the look I get sometimes...which actually makes me chuckle...people can be strange.

Aw...sweet Kiwi, you're a doll....and that's waaaay better. :winky:

Thank you! :)

I smile more, I can't help it, lol! I wonder why people are so unnerved by those of us who smile a lot? Maybe it's because they think we know something they don't, or they're miserable souls who look like they've suck on Lemons all day... LOL!

1QuirkyKiwi 05-01-2012 04:36 AM

Pooh's Words of Wisdom...
 
A little Consideration, a little Thought for Others, makes all the difference.
Winnie the Pooh

Sometimes, if you stand on the bottom rail of a bridge and lean over to watch the river slipping slowly away beneath you, you will suddenly know everything there is to be known.
Winnie the Pooh

You can't stay in your corner of the forest, waiting for others to come to you; you have to go to them sometimes.
Winnie the Pooh

jenny 05-01-2012 08:13 AM

“If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.” ~ Mark Twain

Kobi 05-01-2012 09:06 AM



No day is wasted in which I touch another person's life in any positive, meaningful way. And so it is that I enrich my days by giving something of myself whether through a warm smile, a kind word, a sympathetic ear, a gentle embrace, or a helping hand.
-- David L. Weatherford


Talon 05-01-2012 10:13 AM

As I awaken each morning,
my dreams of you fade...as thoughts of you flood my mind with sensual assault.

MrSunshine 05-01-2012 03:10 PM

read this somewhere today...
 
Your face is just fine, you'll have to put a bag over that personality.

girl_dee 05-01-2012 07:29 PM

I'm THAT complicated, mysterious, yet content with the "simple" things in life. Don't try to understand me; you won't figure me out. But you're free to like me the way I am.

Marwa Ayad

girl_dee 05-01-2012 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrSunshine (Post 576168)
Your face is just fine, you'll have to put a bag over that personality.

BEST one yet.

Janstevie 05-02-2012 02:21 AM

Most relationships tend to fail, not because of the absence of love, love is always present, it's just that one was being loved too much and the other was'nt being loved enough.

jenny 05-02-2012 06:36 AM

“Ever notice how 'What the hell' is always the right answer?” ~ Marilyn Monroe

Fancy 05-02-2012 07:36 AM

To put meaning in one's life may end in madness,
But life without meaning is the torture
Of restlessness and vague desire-
It is a boat longing for the sea and yet afraid.


Edgar Lee Masters

Kobi 05-02-2012 07:53 AM


Remember, people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold - but so does a hard-boiled egg.

~Author Unknown


Novelafemme 05-02-2012 08:02 AM

“Walk patiently through this troubled world,
and you will find great treasure.
Even though your house may be small,
look within it!”
~Rumi —


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