my son @ 0530
 

I lost my wallet, have you seen it?

seconds later:

Never mind, I found it.

To my g/f yesterday: "Good Morning, Sexy!"

Response: "I think you have the wrong number" and I did lol

You always take my breath away my beautiful babygirl.

My sister telling me she is getting her BC out and trying for a baby.

She also thought it would be a good idea for me to have one as well. :wtf::rofl:

it said, "thank you for nailing it"

(my sister)" if you are in the mood, let's go out to dinner" :phonegab: (Seriously Sis? going out is always amazing!)

Your prescription is ready for pick up.

It came from Mom this morning

My Tom Cat is a Moma

A picture of a cherry pie my best friend friend made from scratch today. Too bad she lives halfway across the country.

A photo that was taken last night :)

My best friend text me about a customer complaint she was informed of today at work. It made me laugh.

Text
 

Take time to stop and smell the brisket. Haha!

:cowboy:

Text
 

I have received atleast 30 texts this morning all before 8:00am on my sick day. Here are some of the best;

I love you
Take care
Rest
Drink whiskey for pain
Cuddle with the baby kitty

More text
 

More fun texts for the day.
Pretty daddy
I love you daddy

Both from a dear buddy. Haha :)

Now if I could only figure out how to get a femme to send me texts like that life would be yummy. :)

My mom told me she found my former babysitter on Facebook...

I sent her a friend request...lol I'm boggled

Best txt today is my every morning txt from my mother.. Always says .. Good morning hope you have a good day.. Love you ..mom ...as if I don't know who it's from to begin with she's has to put love you mom. Lol. No txt could ever beat the ones from my mother

Ya, you and me both Chad:hangloose:

"I think I might stalk you tomorrow."
(But, she's cool. So, no worries.)

I griped to my mother briefly about a coworker, and told her I just keep my face as neutral as possible when she's in full flap. Mom texted back, "Yep, it's your best defense against even the biggest jizz-trumpet!" My 60yo, Catholic, retired schoolteacher mother.

From a dear friend fighting with Siri, cracking me up today...I needed that
 

My accent isn't sick. I said fake Siri. OK I give up. My accent is not Fick LMFAO.
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