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There was a billboard here in Austin...... Sponsored by PornPenguins 'R' Us...........It was a 900 number, I think.....:snowballfight:
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Geeeeeesh........ya do ONE penquin and you're labeled for life. :|
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Word has it that You were just that good.....I've never seen a penguin light up a cigarette before.... :|
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She was one HOT lil penguin. Reminded me of a nun I once dated. :penguin: |
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Moving on......
TODAY ~February 28th~ is National Public Sleeping Day Zzzzzzzzzzzz & National Small Planet Appreciation Day :theisland: & National Sword Swallowers Day :fencing: & National Tooth Fairy Day :toothache: |
But Pluto's not a planet anymore. :(
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I know. I'm rather bitter about that. :3stooges:
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TODAY IS............
My day to relax and one day closer to spring and the Reunion in Little Rock! |
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Today is...time for me to prepare for a long trip.
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The day comes with instructions....
http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/...allowing-9.jpg ... please do not try this at home, or anywhere for that matter. :eek: http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscart...res/jhun9l.jpg |
Pull up a tree and get some shut-eye....
http://ic2.pbase.com/g4/82/265582/3/...6.tQos6Tvz.jpg Rule #1, protect your junk if you fall asleep in public ... http://brog.engrish.com/wp-content/u...yo-Asleep1.jpg |
http://www.hollywoodtoysandcostumes....15FW110144.jpg
Ha, I love this guy, lol. http://www.jasonlove.com/cartoons/00...ooth-fairy.gif http://icanhascheezburger.files.word...ittens-now.jpg brb... I'm going to go yank a tooth .... |
YEA!!! NJ's back!
TODAY ~March 1st~ is National Pig Day :flyingpig: & National Peanut Butter Lover's Day :eating: & National Mad Hatter Appreciation Day :cowboy::snowman: & National Beer Day :drunk: |
My favorite pig:
http://www.alexross.com/80472-big.jpg (I still want to get me a pot-belly piggie and name him Harold....) |
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I LOVE national beer day! I celebrate it at least once a week! :beerbros:
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http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/Beer-2009-Cover-L.jpg
Yanno .... women lower their standards too on occasion.... :beerbros: (but we do it with the hard stuff ;)) http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/g...BEER_FUNNY.jpg http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture...Beer_Belly.jpg Holy Mother of Bellies, Batman ... is this even possible?!?!? |
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Isabella Blow R.I.P.
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TODAY IS.....delicious.....
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I was wondering how long it would be before You'd make Your way in here.... hee hee |
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that's painful to see.....I don't think MY tummy was that big with either one of my pregnancies! lol |
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Eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! I did NOT need that visual!!!! <giggling> |
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That's all I got. :blink: |
TODAY ~March 2nd~ is National Old Stuff Day :goat: & National Namesake Day :eatinghersheybar: & National Pisces Awareness Day It's about damn TIME! :fishswim::fishswim: |
http://cgi.ebay.ca/Nisbet-Teddy-Bear...ht_6124wt_1088
Vintage (old) Pisces (awareness) Teddy (namesake) Bear- bid now ! |
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Cuz you KNOW we get two! :thanksgiving: |
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Don't hold yer breath. :cool: |
Oh I don't know......I felt appreciated the entire month of February! It was GREAT! YEA PISCES!!!!
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TODAY ~March 3rd~ is National What If Cats & Dogs Had Opposable Thumbs? Day :ballcat::dog::rollcat::junesmiley: & National Mops & Mustachios Day :putting::detective::onebutch::buzz cut::groucho: |
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A new way to wash your floors..... http://www.ohgizmo.com/wp-content/up...09/05/mops.jpg -
I wonder if they have a kitty version of these?? ooo looky! mop flip-flops! http://s3.amazonaws.com/readers/2008/10/22/7_1.jpg |
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