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It seems like every day, I hear or read of a new assault on a woman's right to choose...the latest of these outrages is a proposed bill that would make it criminal for a woman to seek an abortion without the signed PERMISSION of the man who impregnated her.
I have come to the conclusion that I need to run for office, and once there, propose a bill that would require all these idiots voting to limit or prohibit a woman's right to choose to wear a pregnancy "suit" for 9 months that would increase in weight every month. They would also have to drink ipecac at prescribed times to induce vomiting, and, at random intervals, be hit across the lower back with a baseball bat. At the end of the 9 months we would pick names out of a hat..and several of those lucky men would have to undergo abdominal surgery wherein an incision would be made and the muscles of the lower abdomen spread apart with steel forceps. It wouldn't be exactly like a c-section..but hey, why should we have all the fun? The men not chosen would just have to have their balls squeezed in a vise for the approximate time the average woman is in labor. And finally...all the men would then be given an infant they would be required to adopt. That's my platform...vote always2late 2012! |
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I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned. |
seen on Twitter this morning:
I Kissed a Girl and She Called Me out on Trying to Appropriate Lesbian Culture in Order to Attract Men #MakeABadSongBetter (@Ali_Davis ) lol |
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I am craving bleu cheese and Mexican food. Crap, I should eat.:drool:
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Welcome to irreverent Sunday
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A very awesome love story.
They were together 60 years..got married and died days of each other. http://www.truthwinsout.org/blog/2012/03/23625/ |
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This. Oh yeah. Good job Kim:)
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COLOR FEST 2012 "HOLI"
This is at Color Fest in Utah...real name...Holi
Which is the celebration of spring. This is one of the chalk tosses we did..BEAUTIFUL! I am on the other side of that pavillian you see up front...Under the colors..ha Had a blast! Aproximately 80,000 ppl or more came. Namast'e And no..this picture is not photo shopped...smiles |
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