Yes

Dyo a grapefruit spoon?

No, and I want some!

DYO: Sill Putty? Really, the stuff in those egg container thingys that used to be so fun to lift imprints off the comics with on Sunday mornings? With your kids or by sneaky late night "they are in bed" and "I just love to do that" alone times?

haha no... but I want some!! :rainbowAfro:

Do you have an iPhone 4s?? :phonegab:

:-)
Starry

no

dyo a magazine subscription?

No
DYO a bible?

yup

dyo a smoker?

You and your girl and your damn kitchen supplies.

No, no smoker.

Do you own a bear skin rug (fake, stuffed animal type counts and is A-DOR-A-BLE)?

I owned a soft fluffy white skinned rug when I lived in Jersey.

dyo ice skates

Brief, uncharacteristically Ana answer: No

Do you own a boning knife? (FYI: This is not kitchen related. I am having a bad fucking night.)

uh yeah I do actually, but *note* I use it for fishing only

dyo a machete?

I will wash it off before I give it back. Sheesh, Mr. Sensitive!

Of course, the boning knife is a secondary tool.

Speaking of secondary tools, do you own a hacksaw?

:| No

dyo a chipper?

Used to, damn thing jammed. Industrial strength, my ass.

Do you own more than 50 yards of plastic sheeting?

yup :blink:

dyo a spray gun?

Heh. Knew we were friends for a reason. Pack that shit up, wear something dark, and I will be by to pick you up. I have a "errand" I need some help with.

No, no spray gun. Oh, you thought the tools were for remodeling....

Awkward.

;)

I will attempt to be a normal person for a while...

Do you own scented candles that you hate the smell of, but refuse to throw away?

no, I don't buy candles that I don't like lol

dyo a back scratcher?

When people do not know what to give a girl, they give her candles. I get a lot of goddamn candles. Really? I have 4 freaking cats. Open flame is NOT my friend.

I digress....

Heh. I am more of a DIY girl these days when it comes to anything of that nature.

Try not to be too jealous.

Do you own caustic sense of humor that, when used as a defense for just about any emotion you feel other than "deliriously happy", often alienates you from other human beings?

(ok, I was normal for almost 1 whole post)

nope :cigar2:

Do you own caustic sense of humor that, when used as a defense for just about any emotion you feel other than "deliriously happy", often alienates you from other human beings?