Snacking may well contribute to our singlehood. But ... food=love, right?

My thoughts exactly but wait til you've reeled one in before ya blow up. At least that's my plan. Lol

LOL! I brought more treats for y'all!

And I restocked the fridge with drinks too, just make sure y'all keep the place cleaned up, deal?

Have a good evening!

Some girls like a lil extra.....just sayin'... :)

Nothing like being back into the comforts, of lipstick and hairspray. Ok, mostly a real pillow. How was everyone's weekend?

Very eventful! But mostly too short, I wish the weekend lasted longer!

I heard the rumors flying, that there were snacks galore found here. Is that true? There is always truth to, some rumor. I brought my own refreshment. :tea: Now, I'd like to bet the ladies (Sorry butches, unless you wear a thong in private you are not included.) how many, of our counter parts would sit down for a festive tea party? That's just torture. So are these push-up bras they suggest we wear.

Humor aside, my names Sati. (Yes that's a nickname) I'm in my 40's, I dye my hair, I paint my nails and toes and I love to laugh. What survives in the middle, is your job to find out. I enjoy my life of solitude, but miss the smell of male-ish fragrance.

So to conclude, do you drink tea?

I don't know if the Tea question was directed at anyone in specific. If it wasn't I do however drink tea occasionally. But anyways, nice to meet you Sati. :)

Happy Friday, singles. Supposed to be a beautify weekend here. Looking forward to some time spent outdoors.

I need tea. I have the flu. No-fun weekend for me (or week).

....Sauntering in, inhaling all the testosterone....
.....taking a can of girlie girl, taking back the last couple thread pages....

.....So, it's the start of the week, I'm still single, still addicted to chocolate, and still very ok with it. Well until, I look at my yard needing to be mowed.

1 800 dial a butch ?

JD has been known to put cookies in here so they would go very well with your tea. I bet there are a lot of male-ish fragranced individuals who love tea.

Moroccan mint is my favorite right now I think.

How big is your yard? Google maps just gave a picture of the world and if that is what you need mowed... I think you will need a small country to get that done in a timely matter lol.

-laughs-

Finally, someone who gets my cynical humor! Thank you, thank you!

Not only do I get it... I define cynical humor! (I don't know if that is necessarily true but it sounded good for a moment).

Howdy singles and yes I baked cookies again for y'all!

They are on the table and I did restock the fridge too!

I hope everyone had a decent Monday!

*walks in and looks for the... never dating again... corner*

It's the corner with the frilly couch! Eat some cookies, you will feel better!

Are there white chocolate macadamia nut cookies? The chewy ones?

Over here Jenn, -pats seat- Let me tell ya, mail order butches are all the rave, wana take a look with me? trust me, we are not looking at bfp for anything mail order


:chocolate: best lover ever

Yes, I made a few different batches this time!

Jumps up and down on the frilly couch cause not letting anyone not EVER date again. Eats several cookies too... yummmm.. ty JD!

You are welcome! That poor frilly couch!

....Stumbles in, hair in rollers (literally) thinking i am going to plop down upon a luxurious for FEMMES only couch, awe such a good thing... arg ack arg

Great just great, crumbs and broken springs..well it could be worse

...plotting.....


Mostly, top of the morning to you all

Replaces the frilly couch with a better frilly couch.. my bad!

....rubs chin....

Wrong color.....

....still plotting.....

*giggles a little* if your going JUMP on the couch... can we put a trampoline under the cushions... I want to see if your head goes through the ceiling... :D

LMFAO yes add a trampoline, I wanna see what happens!

More fresh baked goodies are on the table and drinks are on their way!

*curls up on recliner*

So tired, but don't want to miss any of the action. Everyone seems to be having fun in here.

I think that's a challenge to include you :hiding:...

I'm not so sure about that... I'm more of an observer.

That seems to be a common behavior! At least.... Cough up some cookies!

Ha. Are oreos okay? I can't cook to save my life.

Evening singles.........places cold Sweet Iced Tea in the fridge, pours myself a glass and sits out on the screened in porch area.

Don't even think.....your hiding by yourself out there....

Well, only if the middle is intact. Pssst cooking is overrated, well unless it's home cookin.

Hmmm no one has gone through the roof have they? Just be careful on the frilly couch it has some springs in it!

Is it safe in here.....?

....hops on the couch with no gender, and sprawls out....

:seeingstars:

Normality please...

Just sayin'
 

Hi everyone,

You guys may want to go easy on the sugar cookies and sweet tea (jumping up and down on sofas, trampolines, going thru the roof!).

You don't want to wake up the zombies (I hear they're a cult, but don't tell them I told you).

Leaving y'all some sugar-free treats on my way out the door.

Toodles
:byebye:

Yawns.......................