Wickedness is not a fairytale.
Ursula is a cancer, (i'm not talking astrology either) not a leader.
Shameless Villain.


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_WHyccU3ZIQ...400/ursula.jpg

Not any more! :D

:playingcat:

Random Thoughts for the Day: And yes I stole it, lol

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear
your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing stinks more than that moment during an argument when You
realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was
younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty
sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the
person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work
when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for
the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray?
I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me
if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear
I did not make any changes to.

14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this
-- ever.

15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello?
Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and
goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone
and run away?

16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not
seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to
answer when they call.

18. My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would
happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?

19. I think the freezer deserves a light as well..

20. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or
Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

I've spent the past ten minutes or so wondering why nipples become erect in cold weather whereas dicks, if we're to believe everything we're told, tend to shrink.

Why is that?

awful. i'm sorry that happened to you.

I'm having chicken browned in apricot perserves and butter over a salad. i can thank my pal, Wild Orchid for the recipe. Exquisite.

Hey Eddie, I'm alone...again...too. maybe we should hook up on the phone and phone drink the afternoon away...

:smelling-flower: This smiley reminds me of this past summer. I was helping a 4yr. old pick flowers for his mom. (friend of mine.) I was showing him how to smell them. I sniffed hard for effect and, snarfed an ant up my nose. What started out fun, turned into a whole lot of suck! Not only for me but, for the ant too, I'm sure.

What were you drinking? Is it now up your nose? :innocent:

Ants in your nose are BAD! Ya know, they don't die just because you snarf them up your nose. They crawl around trying to get out! And when you feel that, let me tell you, it makes one gag, sneeze, cough, gag, gag, cough, sneeze, and so on. Until said ant is freed of its sinus passage challenge. Not recommended for the faint of heart.

Remember that?? It was awful!

I know he only snarfed the flowers up his nose. I DID notice. lol

If anything like the other one ever happens, I hope I have a soft landing. I'm sure to pass out!

Kinky Friedman is the bomb

I was watching the movie "Pearl Harbor", and some other WW2 movies. Has anyone else noticed that the Japanese kamakazi pilots wore helmets? Why?

Reminds me of one time in Israel. B. was watching TV and I decided to go to bed early. Anyways, as often happens, I was unable to sleep so I decided to go for some 'quality time'. Being too lazy to turn on the lamp, I reached to the side of the bed for my trusty friend and started to buzz. A few seconds later I notice that things aren't as they should be and it feels like something is on fire. OMG, I think to myself, I've electrocuted myself! So I jump up, flick the switch, and look at the offending article - by this time, B. has come into the room to see what all the 'Ow, ow, oooooows' are about and is standing there looking like I've gone totally insane - to find it covered in tiny most likely red ants, possibly baby scorpions.

Needless to say, any quality time I get now is 'got' with the lamp on.

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