overheard at a diner...

waitress to cook: "is our pork of the day roast?"

The word LOVE is a verb. To love someone is not a passive act that just happens, it requires real work and is not easy.

My imaginary players sucked this weekend! :footballpass:

"oh, yes. oh FUCKING yes."
 

Subway Harrasser Messes With The Wrong Woman




via Jezebel
http://jezebel.com/5696376/subway-fl...n-to-mess-with

guess i better get some sleep .. have to work for the "man" next couple days.. dont want to fall asleep in a crawl space with the rest the critters.

I saw the world's greatest bumper sticker when I went out for milk.

It stated,...and I quote...


"If your going to ride my ass, you could at least pull my hair." :|



The driver was kinda hot so I was tempted to tailgate. :mohawk:

I had really wanted to see the movie Skyline because I love alien type stuff. My parents went to the theater to watch it and said it was absolutely horrible. Totally busted my bubble... :(

So.... I saw this "literal" trailer for the movie and thought it was kinda funny (I have a quirky sense of humor) so here ya go...

Not really what I had in mind this Christmas... :|



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50 secrets your Pilot wont tell you:

#12 - “There’s no such thing as a water landing. It’s called crashing into the ocean.” -Pilot, South Carolina

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#14 “Most of you wouldn’t consider going down the highway at 60 miles an hour without your seat belt fastened. But when we’re hurtling through the air at 500 miles an hour and we turn off the seat belt sign, half of you take your seat belts off. But if we hit a little air pocket, your head will be on the ceiling.” -Captain at a major airline
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#15 “If you’re going to recline your seat, for God’s sake, please check behind you first. You have no idea how many laptops are broken every year by boorish passengers who slam their seat back with total disregard to what’s going on behind them.” -John Nance

#16 “There is no safest place to sit. In one accident, the people in the back are dead; in the next, it’s the people up front.” -John Nance
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#20 “We don’t make you stow your laptop because we’re worried about electronic interference. It’s about having a projectile on your lap. I don’t know about you, but I don’t want to get hit in the head by a MacBook going 200 miles per hour.” -Patrick Smith
:seeingstars:

lol im thinkin i should buy a air ticket "chaep one" then go to the airport packin with nuthin but my robe covering.

I will SO meet you there.
I have the ugliest 1980's brown robe.

Think they would X-ray us and find our packs? :|


...'Cause I want to see the looks on their faces..... :blink:

The Power of Reggae....
 

It's REALLY this easy????


http://wins.failblog.org/2010/11/12/...of-reggae-win/

Amen!

I just flew back from AZ from a business trip and, I kid you not, the idiot in front of me let her son (probably age 3 or 4) STAND in front of his sister (maybe 7 or 8) because they both wanted to look out the window during landing. :blink:

Idiot husband, sitting on the other side of the plane with the rest of the kids said "hold his arm honey, he'll be fine."

Really? :| Morons shouldn't have children.
I kept praying we had a smooth landing, because I really didn't want to see a couple young children die or get seriously injured right in front of me.

Note to idiots: If the flight attendants are sitting down and strapped in, there's a really good reason. Sit your ass down (and make sure your kids are too)!

making progress!!
 

Today my Wii fitness age is 43! I'm 42, so I'm getting there. My goal is 18. LMAO! Now if I could just get my mojo back....