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happy that my sweetie figured out sprinkler system...however by her doing that looks like im gonna have to electric mow the yard(didnt even realize they made those kinda lawnmowers) yay for me :|
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My back can stop hurting any day now :(
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The dog ran off today and had some fun and then proceeded to run into the street we live in a NYC suburb with a Blvd full of traffic I can't have this!! Its too much for me. bad dog:|
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Heard from My sister in My bathroom - "You need some magazines in here"
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Happy Holidays to everyone!!!
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The best way out is always through.
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Sometimes I wish things could be easier but their always harder for a reason
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I don't want to go to thanksgiving dinner in Ringwood, NJ its too far and its going to be cold. Just want to stay home and be with my dogs and my own turkey. I will cancel out tomorrow and get money to cook with. that is more important I think..
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They did tell a lady to remove her prosthetic breasts during TSA @ Airport Could u imagine such a scenario? "Um..Please remove the prosthetic penis" - "My what?" -"That..the um..prosthetic Penis" {People in Line behind me probably lookin like this --> :blink: } -"I can't.." -"~Cough~ Why not?" -"Long story short, my so-called prosthetic is a part of me as much as yours is to you, probably has a better name than yours, but I digress.." -"Ok tell u what, take off your Dick, or we'll have Bubba really Inspect and see how much a part of u it is, with the Added bonus of cavity check, w/o KY..And a hefty Fine + Possible jail.." {Again, people staring --> :blink::blink::blink:, some actually taking 3 steps back } Greyhound and Amtrak are starting to look Luxurious.... |
I adore this!!!! And you!
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First of all...I am an Amtrack gold card carrier for a damn fine reason. :| I have the greatest answer for such situations and :blink: type faces... Look at the "guard" in question and say with all seriousness possibly mustered... "I wish I had been this popular in school." And whip it out. What are they going to do..fine you for exposing a prosthetic penis they asked to see? All the :blink: faces should then turn into :| :| :| faces.. Problem solved. :) On a completely different note I think I know what I am doing next International Make Someone Uncomfortable Day. :| |
May your Thanksgiving be symbolic for giving thanks everyday.
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I was skulking through the gay&lesbian section of my local bookstore in puerto rico, I was 17 and saw a book titled "The Whole Lesbian Sex Book", yes I started browsing such an interesting Book, cuz I did want extra pointers ~cough~.. Cashier I had a huge crush on {main reason I visited the bookstore} tapped my shoulder and I lost my grip, book fell..She smiles asks "Can I help u find anything?".. I think I blanked out for a moment, lost in some fantasy, turned 6 shades of red when she picked up the book, I literally Squeaked "Not really.." |
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