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Isn't that an earworm?
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Have I been buried and I am unaware?
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How can you hear the answer if your ears are full of dirt and worms?
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Would you give me a drink of water for the dirt in my teeth?
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Would you prefer an industrial hose?
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Where does that hose go?
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Is that what you used to hose yourself down after the incident with the rubber mattress?
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You mean the one in which you decided to turn the bed into a trampoline having just swallowed an entire a fruit basket?
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Don't you remember it wasn't the entire fruit basket? Weren't the bananas already claimed by you?
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Was I fixing Elvis a fried banana sandwich?
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How can you tell such lies when I saw you stuffing them in your pants?
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Why? Did you slip on it?
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Are you wearing that Freudian slip I like?
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Did I just slip past you in line?
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Did I just slip you a "mickey"?
Signed Dicky |
Is it a small world after all?
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Have you listened to that song with a dying battery yet?
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Inquiring minds want to know...
Haven't you bought the plug in model yet?
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Which of your sockets are we using?
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Have you seen my socks?
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Shall we look in the usual place?
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Should we get the flashlight?
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You didn't bring the flashlight with you?
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Does an iPhone flashlight count?
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Quote:
Why doesn't my phone have a flashlight? :( |
Did you download the app for that?
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Would you like to see my touch screen?
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What about voice activation?
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Who do you think I am, R2D2?
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Are you cute, beeping and on wheels?
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Haven't you seen me spin my wheels?
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Do you spin me right round baby right round like a record?
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Are you trying to put a positive spin on my morning?
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You're dizzy? What?
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Spinning out of control? Will a technicolor yawn soon ensue?
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If I yawn, will that make you yawn?
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Do you yawn on planes did pop your ears?
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Doesn't chewing gum resolve that?
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Did you like your barf bag present?
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