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Clyde 10-11-2014 03:20 PM

Not intentionally.

DYO Metamucil?

C0LLETTE 10-11-2014 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clyde (Post 941496)
Not intentionally.

DYO Metamucil?

Only when all else fails and the hospital refuses to pump my stomach.

DYO a handbook on OCD Pre-Occupation with Clean Colons?

Clyde 10-11-2014 03:28 PM

I lent it out, so yes but no.

Do you own elevator shoes?

C0LLETTE 10-11-2014 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clyde (Post 941500)
I lent it out, so yes but no.

Do you own elevator shoes?

I knew you'd resort to the short jokes and insults eventually. I only wear elevator shoes if I can find someone to push the buttons from sundown Friday to sundown Saturday and on holidays.

DYO an Australian bush hat, cargo shorts, a long sleeve shirt with air vents under the arms for cooling, and Birkenstock sandals with steel reinforced toes ( this last is a trick question)?

Clyde 10-11-2014 03:48 PM

>>DYO an Australian bush hat
COLLETTE SAID BUSH.

>>cargo shorts
No, they make me look hippy.

>a long sleeve shirt with air vents under the arms for cooling
This is pure genius and clearly I need one.

>>and Birkenstock sandals with steel reinforced toes ( this last is a trick question)?
I don't think you're allowed to ask so many things in one post. Please refer to the handbook.

C0LLETTE 10-11-2014 03:57 PM

It's really only one question with several clauses. That's why God made commas.

DY0 an Oxford University "Writing and Style Guide"?

Clyde 10-11-2014 04:01 PM

No. DYO any Oxford commas?

C0LLETTE 10-11-2014 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clyde (Post 941512)
No. DYO any Oxford commas?

Have Oxford style elevator shoes... are you trying to shame and bully me about my height again?

DYO a grain of rice that has the entire illustrated Kama Sutra carved into it?

C0LLETTE 10-11-2014 04:11 PM

Must go now... thanks for the good-humoured fun, Clyde.

Clyde 10-11-2014 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by C0LLETTE (Post 941514)
DYO a grain of rice that has the entire illustrated Kama Sutra carved into it?

A trick question. Everyone knows it takes 3 grains if you include the table of contents and the bibliography.

DYO one of these?

http://r2-store.distractify.netdna-c...b438c_650x.jpg

I can picture you in this.

Clyde 10-11-2014 04:14 PM

Seduced and abandoned.

Blade 10-12-2014 02:36 PM

No

DYO reading glasses

Sweet Bliss 10-12-2014 02:50 PM

Several :glasses:

Dyo wool cap?

ForeverBlue 10-12-2014 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sweet Bliss (Post 941692)
Several :glasses:

Dyo wool cap?

Yes.........cold ears suck!

DYO your countries flag?

Sweet Bliss 10-12-2014 10:51 PM

Yes. Several.

Do you own driving gloves?:sunglass:

ONLY 10-13-2014 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sweet Bliss (Post 941826)
Yes. Several.

Do you own driving gloves?:sunglass:

SS (f) and I do not own driving gloves

DYO wire hangers

Sweet Bliss 10-13-2014 09:50 AM

Yes.

They would be a nice gift for SS (f) when she comes to live permanently with you. So her lovely soft hands won't touch the cold steering wheel.

DYO a wood burning stove?

Daktari 10-13-2014 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sweet Bliss (Post 941879)
Yes.

They would be a nice gift for SS (f) when she comes to live permanently with you. So her lovely soft hands won't touch the cold steering wheel.

DYO a wood burning stove?

Not an indoor one no but I love my chimenea in the garden

Do you own a Nat King Cole album?

Talon 10-13-2014 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daktari (Post 941883)
Not an indoor one no but I love my chimenea in the garden

Do you own a Nat King Cole album?



Why of course....."Love Is The Thing"



DYO a voodoo doll?

Daktari 10-13-2014 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Talon (Post 941889)
Why of course....."Love Is The Thing"



DYO a voodoo doll?

No...I do own a harvest festival corn dolly though


Do you own a pair of maracas?

Talon 10-13-2014 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daktari (Post 941891)
No...I do own a harvest festival corn dolly though


Do you own a pair of maracas?



No....DYO a pair of castanets?

Daktari 10-13-2014 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Talon (Post 941892)
No....DYO a pair of castanets?

Sure do


Do you own an egg timer?

Sweet Bliss 10-13-2014 12:42 PM

Yes.

DYO a rice cooker?

vixenagogo 10-13-2014 02:56 PM

bubble up.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sweet Bliss (Post 941903)
Yes.

DYO a rice cooker?

no.

DYO a roll of bubble wrap?

Clyde 10-13-2014 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vixenagogo (Post 941910)
no.

DYO a roll of bubble wrap?

No, I used it all.

DYO a can of tuna?

vixenagogo 10-13-2014 03:04 PM

i like a tuna.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Clyde (Post 941913)
No, I used it all.

DYO a can of tuna?


no. i ate it all.

DYO an air mattress?

Clyde 10-13-2014 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vixenagogo (Post 941914)
no. i ate it all.

DYO an air mattress?

Yes, but it's in the closet now.

DYO sparkly earrings?

vixenagogo 10-13-2014 03:07 PM

sparkles!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Clyde (Post 941915)
Yes, but it's in the closet now.

DYO sparkly earrings?

yes. i just recently found them!

DYO miniature hats?

Clyde 10-13-2014 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vixenagogo (Post 941916)
yes. i just recently found them!

DYO miniature hats?

Strangely enough, I do.

DYO a naked mole rat?

vixenagogo 10-13-2014 03:18 PM

moo cluck moo.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Clyde (Post 941917)
Strangely enough, I do.

DYO a naked mole rat?

no! i can only imagine.

DYO a farm?

BestButchBoy 10-13-2014 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vixenagogo (Post 941918)
no! i can only imagine.

DYO a farm?


What? Um. No.


Do you own 3 watches?

Daktari 10-13-2014 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BestButchBoy (Post 941921)
What? Um. No.


Do you own 3 watches?

3 that I use regularly, yes. There are a couple of others I use less frequently


Do you own a hot-water bottle?

girlin2une 10-13-2014 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daktari (Post 941924)
3 that I use regularly, yes. There are a couple of others I use less frequently


Do you own a hot-water bottle?

A recent purchase! It looks like a lamb! ;)

Do you own an electric blanket?

Daktari 10-13-2014 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by girlin2une (Post 941927)
A recent purchase! It looks like a lamb! ;)

Do you own an electric blanket?

Not currently. I'm lookin' :cheesy:


Do you own a Christmas hat? (Mine, Roger the Floppy Antlered Reindeer hat, is out in readiness for Dec.1st. It's the only thing I like about Christmas) :|

girlin2une 10-13-2014 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daktari (Post 941935)
Not currently. I'm lookin' :cheesy:


Do you own a Christmas hat? (Mine, Roger the Floppy Antlered Reindeer hat, is out in readiness for Dec.1st. It's the only thing I like about Christmas) :|

Several!!!

DYO a nativity scene?

JDeere 10-13-2014 05:25 PM

Yes

DYO a set of twinkle lights?

girlin2une 10-13-2014 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JDeere (Post 941951)
Yes

DYO a set of twinkle lights?

Many sets...

DYO a fake Christmas tree?

Daktari 10-13-2014 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by girlin2une (Post 941958)
Many sets...

DYO a fake Christmas tree?

Absolutely not. No Christmas decoration at all apart from a zillion sets of fairy lights and hat sized pieces of tinsel.


Do you own an unusual shaped mirror?

girlin2une 10-13-2014 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daktari (Post 941962)
Absolutely not. No Christmas decoration at all apart from a zillion sets of fairy lights and hat sized pieces of tinsel.


Do you own an unusual shaped mirror?

Kind of...it is an hour glass shaped mirror...

DYO a faery garden?

JDeere 10-13-2014 06:41 PM

No

DYO a garden gnome?


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