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Diva 12-11-2009 07:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Words (Post 20014)
Reminds me of one time in Israel. B. was watching TV and I decided to go to bed early. Anyways, as often happens, I was unable to sleep so I decided to go for some 'quality time'. Being too lazy to turn on the lamp, I reached to the side of the bed for my trusty friend and started to buzz. A few seconds later I notice that things aren't as they should be and it feels like something is on fire. OMG, I think to myself, I've electrocuted myself! So I jump up, flick the switch, and look at the offending article - by this time, B. has come into the room to see what all the 'Ow, ow, oooooows' are about and is standing there looking like I've gone totally insane - to find it covered in tiny most likely red ants, possibly baby scorpions.

Needless to say, any quality time I get now is 'got' with the lamp on.

Words


I can't tell You just how tightly I squeezed my legs together upon reading this......YIKES!!!!!!!!!!!


morningstar55 12-11-2009 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Words (Post 20014)
Reminds me of one time in Israel. B. was watching TV and I decided to go to bed early. Anyways, as often happens, I was unable to sleep so I decided to go for some 'quality time'. Being too lazy to turn on the lamp, I reached to the side of the bed for my trusty friend and started to buzz. A few seconds later I notice that things aren't as they should be and it feels like something is on fire. OMG, I think to myself, I've electrocuted myself! So I jump up, flick the switch, and look at the offending article - by this time, B. has come into the room to see what all the 'Ow, ow, oooooows' are about and is standing there looking like I've gone totally insane - to find it covered in tiny most likely red ants, possibly baby scorpions.

Needless to say, any quality time I get now is 'got' with the lamp on.

Words



.. OMG....... GASP!!! ...
wow ....... gives me goose bumps and doing what diva.. mentioned on her reaction.. lol ....

morningstar55 12-11-2009 07:56 AM

on a lighter note........ still dealing with the goosebumps on words story.. whewww ........
hope you all have a enjoyable and safe friday...... and weekend.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUtPKbMwnRo"]YouTube- A doggy Christmas surprise - Karácsonyi kutyás meglepetés[/ame]

Arwen 12-11-2009 10:05 AM

Four whole days all in a row--off.

Jet 12-11-2009 07:03 PM

Scarlet Gal and me are gettin toasted on wine, listening to southern progressive blues and rock...mercy..now she's rollin joints

Pixie 12-11-2009 07:10 PM

Note to self-- spraying high gloss sealer inside a closed room....maybe not so smart...my head kinda hurts:hrmph:

Jet 12-11-2009 07:25 PM

Mel and me gettin' loaded tonight diggin Traffic
tokin smooth shit tonight

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVlbgqmxXNY"]YouTube- Traffic - The Low Spark Of High-Heeled Boys[/ame]

Jet 12-11-2009 07:41 PM

there's a [party with ScarletGal tonight y'all. lots of doobie and lots of CSNY for us ol timers...some Laura Nyro

ScarletGal 12-11-2009 07:49 PM

Hi, I'm new and I'm here with parker and we've had a blast drinkin and toking
and i'm all over parker which is a no no

Gemme 12-11-2009 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Words (Post 20014)
Reminds me of one time in Israel. B. was watching TV and I decided to go to bed early. Anyways, as often happens, I was unable to sleep so I decided to go for some 'quality time'. Being too lazy to turn on the lamp, I reached to the side of the bed for my trusty friend and started to buzz. A few seconds later I notice that things aren't as they should be and it feels like something is on fire. OMG, I think to myself, I've electrocuted myself! So I jump up, flick the switch, and look at the offending article - by this time, B. has come into the room to see what all the 'Ow, ow, oooooows' are about and is standing there looking like I've gone totally insane - to find it covered in tiny most likely red ants, possibly baby scorpions.

Needless to say, any quality time I get now is 'got' with the lamp on.

Words

YIKES!!! You win. :eyebat:

Quote:

Originally Posted by PixieStars (Post 20295)
Note to self-- spraying high gloss sealer inside a closed room....maybe not so smart...my head kinda hurts:hrmph:

This is one instance that I would NOT recommend taking a deep breath. :boink:

Jet 12-11-2009 09:15 PM

Mels' a friend and passed out...safe on my watch

NotAnAverageGuy 12-11-2009 10:53 PM

I am freaking hungry

I need to go scrounge some grub

morningstar55 12-12-2009 08:29 AM


WILDCAT 12-12-2009 09:22 PM

I'm thinking it's wild how some folks use a site like this to air their hurt feelings, in manipulative and/or boo-hoo ways. (I'm down with asking and providing support, though...)

Shoot me if I get like that. Please.
___

Then I'm thinking, I'm really missing Myrtle Ave. right now - in Brooklyn calling one of my three Chinese take-out places right across the street from my apt. and them just hearing my voice, saying my first name, guessing the number for the order and reiterating "NO MSG, right"!? :flowers:

I became very close with this one woman from Malaysia during this time. Her working and living conditions while in the city, separated from her spouse and child and extended family was horrific to me. But, she stayed, getting a home for ALL of them back in Malaysia - despite all of this crap here. She went several years without seeing any of them. I was tickled when her husband finally came to visit and she wanted to introduce me to him.

I love New York. I miss it. Nothing like N.Y.C. during the the winter holidays.

:flowers:

WILDCAT

Rook 12-13-2009 03:52 AM

planes trains n automobile randomness
 
Car Rental Agent: [cheerfully] Welcome to Marathon, may I help you?

Neal: Yes.

Car Rental Agent: How may I help you?

Neal: You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosey, fucking, cheeks! Then you can give me a fucking automobile: a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat!

Car Rental Agent: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.

Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile in my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

Car Rental Agent: May I see your rental agreement?

Neal: I threw it away.

Car Rental Agent: Oh boy.

Neal: Oh boy, what?

Car Rental Agent: You're fucked!

:happyjump:

morningstar55 12-13-2009 06:11 AM

mawning Planet dwellers and peekers

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Breakfast is on me this morning.... haha......
well i cant believe i was able to sleep most the night with out a bathroom trip.. haha..... soo im well rested and ready to go drive ... in this rain thats happening here.....

figures...... hope its not doing this all the way to Hampton VA...

oh well.......have a good day all bbl

Diva 12-13-2009 09:42 AM

Yesterday was a very good day..........
I ordered The Bread Bible by Rose Beranbaum for myself for Christmas and spent the evening driving all the hell over the foggy Hill Country viewing the Christmas Lights.......


suebee 12-13-2009 10:03 AM

I think I need a hug. I don't know why, but I need a hug. Christmas nostalgia perhaps? Wish my girl was here.

firie 12-13-2009 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cybersuebee (Post 20884)
I think I need a hug. I don't know why, but I need a hug. Christmas nostalgia perhaps? Wish my girl was here.

Here is a virtual one then! <<<<<<hug to you Sue>>>>>>>

firie 12-13-2009 10:17 AM

Random posting: The wintery rain has stopped for a brief minute, and it is absolutely beautiful today (in Austin).


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