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Andrea 04-26-2012 07:02 AM
You know you are getting older when you keep a pair of tweezers next to the computer just in case you find another of those darn chin hairs.

Julien 04-26-2012 07:07 AM
You know you're getting older when your only child is almost 30 and is celebrating 6 years of marriage.

OS Butch 04-26-2012 08:54 AM
Thinking that maybe it isn't cuz I am getting old, just might be senility setting in......Whatever it is you know it when you shower, wash your hair and apply conditioner....Hour later you look in the rear view mirror checking out the traffic and notice your hair still looks wet...Crap, forgot to rinse out the conditioner!:blink:

-Red-Flag- 04-26-2012 02:23 PM
You know when you get an appointment with the chiro at 7am !!! I hate mornings !!

:seeingstars:

NJFemmie 05-07-2012 08:16 AM
You know when you're getting older when you turn the music down instead of up.

NorCalStud 05-07-2012 09:25 AM
I look
 
In the mirror

Corkey 05-07-2012 05:12 PM
Getting up includes noises my Grandpa made :|

girl_dee 05-07-2012 05:22 PM
If your birthday cake is down to the three past present and future candles because you would set off the smoke alarm lighting two boxes (maybe 3 :| ) of candles

Blaze 05-07-2012 05:24 PM
You know your getting older when:
A new sales rep, sporting the age of 19-20 looks at you and says, wowwww did you hear that song by Shaggy? I start thinking, the Scooby Doooooo song in my mind and he says; Nooooooooooooooooooo Shaggy he is singing Angel,Angel of the morning. I said Newwwwwwwwwwwwww OMG that's a re-make! Angel of the Morning" 1967 is a popular song written by Chip Taylor that has been recorded numerous times, and has been a charting hit single for several artists including Merrilee Rush, Juice Newton, Nina Simone, P.P. Arnold, Olivia Newton-John, The Pretenders/Chrissie Hynde, Dusty Springfield, Mary Mason, Melba Montgomery, and Billie Davis.
The rep said, Not, it's F*%king new, your the old one.

Julien 05-07-2012 05:33 PM
Looking at my hands thinking these are my mother's hands, arthritis and all. Not good. :watereyes:

femmsational 05-07-2012 05:43 PM
When things that used to be up here.......are now....down there.


:jester::hamactor:

WingsOnFire 05-07-2012 05:43 PM
I look in the mirror and I am looking more and more like my mother who passed away at 53....atleast I look like her 35ish age picture!

Blade 05-07-2012 08:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Julien (Post 572986)
You know you're getting older when your only child is almost 30 and is celebrating 6 years of marriage.
I had to chuckle at this. I was talking to my daughter two weeks ago and I was saying something like well you're almost 35, 35 something, 35 blah blah blah. She said I have a little ways go to yet before 35. I said a ways to go? Really? Like 4 days. She said a year and four days thank you very much. I said nope just 4 days. She said did I miss a year somewhere? I said, 1978, 1988, 1998, 2008.....09..10...11....12 hmmmm yup 34 she was right! Damn I'm getting old.

OS Butch 05-14-2012 03:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Cajun_dee (Post 580447)
If your birthday cake is down to the three past present and future candles because you would set off the smoke alarm lighting two boxes (maybe 3 :| ) of candles
LOL! Last year my youngest sister turned 50... And she didn't want no 2 candles of 5 an 0...wanted 51 ( one to grow on) candles on her cake. So, we did it and I have a video of it! There was indeed a very large cloud of smoke that engulfed the room after she blew them out!

OS Butch 05-14-2012 03:14 PM
You know you are getting older when you don't do what you are suppose to be doing and there isn't anyone there to point it out!

gaea 05-14-2012 03:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Julien (Post 572986)
You know you're getting older when your only child is almost 30 and is celebrating 6 years of marriage.
lol i have one who will be 26 and celebrating 5 years of marriage...oy!

~ocean 05-14-2012 03:28 PM
you know your getting older when
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by gaea (Post 584775)
lol i have one who will be 26 and celebrating 5 years of marriage...oy!
BUT the good side is .. they give u a grandchild that u love more then u will ever know. seeing ur child in their eyes ~~ swooons ~~ itslikehaving that love 2'xs .. amazing feeling . and U dont look like a grammy, is even better ~ .. strutts off w. my bad self. LOL ....

Bella~Vita 05-14-2012 03:30 PM
I hate to admit this one

Today I was going out the door and passed a mirror and freakedddddddddddd

out. My shirt was inside out! I gonna :praying: on this one.

OS Butch 05-14-2012 03:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kat_Fl (Post 584783)
I hate to admit this one

Today I was going out the door and passed a mirror and freakedddddddddddd

out. My shirt was inside out! I gonna :praying: on this one.
Hmmm, I have done this a number of times...Didn't have that reaction....I wonder why.....

Bella~Vita 05-15-2012 10:23 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by OS Butch (Post 584794)
Hmmm, I have done this a number of times...Didn't have that reaction....I wonder why.....


I think it might be a femme thing ..... :jester:


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