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"I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time."
Margaret Cho |
When one door of happiness closes, another opens: but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us
- Helen Keller - |
A painter paints pictures on canvas. But musicians paint their pictures on silence.
~Leopold Stokowski |
Why waste money on psychotherapy when you can listen to the B Minor Mass?
~Michael Torke |
Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. ~Ronald Reagan |
"I drank what?" Socrates |
"Ok. I, like being on my own. I think relationships are messy and people’s feelings get hurt. Who needs it? We’re young, we live in one of the most beautiful cities in the world; might as well have fun while we can and, save the serious stuff for later."
- 500 Days Of Summer |
"I'm impossible to forget, but I'm hard to remember."
Elizabethtown |
I wake each morning with the thrill of expectation
and the joy of being alive. And I'm thankful for this day. Angela L. Wozniak |
Hold up your head! You were not made for failure, you were made for victory; go forward with a joyful confidence in that result sooner or later, and the sooner or later depends mainly on yourself.
Anne Gilchrist |
One of the most tragic things I know about human nature is that all of us tend to put off living. We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today.
-- Dale Carnegie |
Dreams are renewable.
No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born. -- Dr. Dale Turner Each player must accept the cards life deals him or her: but once they are in hand, he or she alone must decide how to play the cards in order to win the game. -- Voltaire |
"It gives me thrills to wind you up!" ;)
- Kate Nash |
Bad Boys II
Mike Lowery: Okay, look, we're a partnership, but we're a partnership with boundaries. We got a new rule. From now on, you can't say the word "flaccid" to me. This is our little "boundary box." We're gonna take the word "flaccid" and put it in there with my mom's titties, and your erection problem, and we gonna close this box and we gonna throw this bitch in the ocean. And the only way that you can get to this box is you gotta be motherfuckin' Jacques Cousteau.
Heavy Black Woman: [Screaming at store manager] You got porno and homo shows up in here in front of my babies? What kind of freak-ass store is this? Heavy Black Woman: [to Mike and Marcus as they walk by] Hmmpf, and you two muthafuckas need Jesus. ============ [Mike accidentally shot Marcus in the ass] Detective Mateo Reyes: Yo Mike, why don't you just give it a little kiss? You know, make it feel better? Detective Marco Vargas: Hey, just pretend we're not even here. Marcus Burnett: Say, isn't Ricky Martin having a concert? Get the fuck on! Detective Mateo Reyes: You always gotta go racial, man. Detective Marco Vargas: It's sad, man. ========= |
Life's messy, clean it up~~ Brawny
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I'm looking for something that can deliver a 50-pound payload of snow on a small feminine target. Can you suggest something? Hello...?
~Calvin & Hobbes |
'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll create a life. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.'
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No one can get inner peace by pouncing on it, by vigorously willing to have it. Peace is a margin of power around our daily need. Peace is a consciousness of springs too deep for earthly droughts to dry up. Peace is the gift not of volitional struggle but of spiritual hospitality.
Harry Emerson Fosdick |
"Aligning our minds with the most compassionate
words and thoughts we can muster can bring connection and a sense of peace. For some, it means giving up almost an entire way of life, but only this will allow glints of joy to shine through." Laura Berman Fortgang |
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