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Could I just be imitating the Lollipop Kids?
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Isn't that redundant, sucking a lollipop vs sucking helium?
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Is it possible I've never considered those two things in combination before?
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Am I thinking that you're going to need a safe cracker?
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As opposed to a firecracker?
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Are you trying to set something off?
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Short fuse?
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There's a fuse??
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Could you hold this ticking, smocking stack of candles for me while I run to the car?
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Is there cheese whiz in that thing?
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Are you preparing a great spread for the upcoming Ravens' win?
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If I were to prepare such a meal (not gonna happen), wouldn't it include bird shit and feathers?
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Am I flipping you the bird right now?
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Am I strong enough to prevail?
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Shall we thumb wrestle to find out?
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You do realize I have tendonitis in my dominant wrist right? How about arm wrestling instead?
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Knowing what I am sure to lose, may I choose skee ball instead?
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How can I say "yes" in a question? Did I just do that?
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Shall the one lone "yes" I get be my warming thought on a cold dog walk tonight?
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Wouldn't it be a good idea to take advantage of that while it is available on this limited time offer?
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Is that perhaps the best idea I've heard all evening?
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Didn't you know, the sale just ended?
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Who is the manager here?
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Oh, I am confused by your confusion, isn't it clear that I am always in charge?
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So screwed...
So you're the problem and the person I see about the problem?
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Isn't that the complaints department?
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"No, just fucking no."
Do I now know what your vanity tag "NJFN" stands for?
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Am I considering getting some ink?
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Are you thinking about NJFN monogrammed towels, sheets and cutlery as well?
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Can you hook me up with a qualified vendor?
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You're into hooks now? What?
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Hook, line and...
Sink her...?
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Do you have a peg-leg too? Can I withdraw the question on the grounds that there is no way to not take that question to the gutter?
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Would you like to see what I can do with that peg leg? Or the parrot?
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Does Polly want a cracker or a buzz saw?
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Are you ready to lie down and play "sawing a woman in half" with an amateur magician?
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Circular saw?
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Do you think half of me would be like Hollylane-light? WTF? ;)
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Hollylane-lite? With sweetener?
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