I hate when people don't close the toilet lid when they flush. The toilet water can splash up to 8 feet away!

*glances nervously at my toothbrush*

People who "one-up" you whenever you say anything.

Constant bragging.

Social media braggarts (the worst!!). :rolleyes:

Fishing for compliments.

*Leaving chip or cracker boxes wide open after eating them.

People who don't pay attention to where they're walking (admittedly, this has been me before...but it's not so bad when I do it, of course :cheesy:), or people who are so oblivious to their surroundings that they don't realize/care when they're in everyone's way.

*One of these things doesn't fit with the others. I realize this.

THIS drives me infreakingsane. Especially when trying to grocery shop and people just leave their buggies (shopping carts for those of you not from the south :D) in the middle of the aisle.

Another one would be people who park their cars like jackasses...either taking up more than one space or parking too close to another car.

Oops just saw your post. As you can tell...I AGREE! :)

I almost forgot about the humblebrag, one of the most annoying pet peeves.

Also, also, vaguebooking.

Loud talkers. In restaurants they are always the ones talking about the most boring of things. I suppose the salacious conversations are more hushed.

People who seem completely flummoxed at 4-way stops.

Those who, in any retail situation, still pay by check and wait until the entirety of their purchase is rung up to even begin filling out said check.

People talking on the phone in the bathroom.
People talking on the phone in line at the store.
People talking on the phone over dinner.
People talking on the phone on a date.

And water spots on the the bathroom/kitchen chrome.

And adults using text talk.

And those who wear expensive clothes & accessories and then wear nappy beat up ugly shoes.

And sarcasm.

LOL I flushed the toilet one time, completely cutting off someone's phone conversation. I felt bad about it for about half a second, and then I came to my senses. :cheesy:

I know this well now. :twitch:

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People who talk too much, people who talk too loudly, without saying. absolutely. nothing.

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1. Anyone who pronounces the word Missouri in the following manner - [mih-ZER-uh] will automatically elicit some sort of reaction from me. It's reflexive. That particular pronunciation repels and attracts me all at once. I'm not sure what that's about, but it is what it is. I never know exactly what to do when someone does it, though; it puts me all out of sorts. My outward reaction might be stoic, I suppose; but inside I'll be a little freaked out, lol.

2. When I hear adults refer to potatoes as "taters," tomatoes as "maters," and bananas as "nanners," it actually pains me. "Maters," by far, bothers me the most.

3. However, what really sends me over the edge more than anything else is the widespread phenomenon of adults having adopted the speech patterns typically associated with teenaged girls hailing from the valley - complete with that absolutely dreadful vocal fry.

(Case in point: I was having the most relaxing experience at the salon last week until two chatterboxes (who, it must be noted, literally did not stop talking the entire time I was in the chair) seated right next to me struck up one of the most inane conversations I have ever had the misfortune of overhearing.

And as they continued their ceaseless and vapid banter, all the more pronounced became this particular manner of speech in each of them. So what was at first (for all of 5 seconds) mildly amusing, reached a very rapid crescendo of annoying as I was forced by circumstances beyond my control to seriously contemplate the feasibility of stealing a pair of scissors and plunging them directly and deeply into my beleaguered ears for a bit of relief from the mounting migraine, lol).

I have never understood the need some feel to fill every single pause with mindless conversation. Ooh - there's number 4.

That's all I can think of for now, but this is not to be construed as an exhaustive list, lol.

I can NOT stand it when I'm drinking a to go coffee and there is even the tiniest bit of coffee on the inner rim and inevitably spills on you when you take a drink...

Yes...this happened to me today. Later, I just straight up spilled coffee down my shirt. Its just been that kind of day...

People who do not use bathroom spray even though
it is out and obvious for people to use!

Not putting the lid back on the Tabasco sauce bottle and when I shake it, the lid flies off and the sauce goes everywhere.

I totally got crumbs in the butter today..

And I hate when that happens...

You know those plastic angle brooms, with those attached dust-pans, that fall down? That's what!:(