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Write14u 03-17-2010 08:31 AM

I will add to the others and say that as a night owl, I do not enjoy being awake at this time.

NJFemmie 03-17-2010 10:17 AM

I think I work with a bunch of baboons.

NJFemmie 03-17-2010 10:41 AM

Life is an endless struggle, full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find a hair stylist you like.

Apocalipstic 03-17-2010 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NJFemmie (Post 68535)
Life is an endless struggle, full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find a hair stylist you like.


If I had only known (and been able to afford) my current stylist back in High School and College, my life would have been entirely different. :bowdown:

NJFemmie 03-17-2010 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by apocalipstic (Post 68537)
If I had only known (and been able to afford) my current stylist back in High School and College, my life would have been entirely different. :bowdown:

See? I knew you would understand.

Butterbean 03-17-2010 11:43 AM

Today seems like a perfect day to take a long drive through the country. I have a secret route that knocks out cell signal and yields maximum wildlife viewings. <---beautiful combo

mountainbikedyke 03-17-2010 12:56 PM

Strawberry Wine
 
Dreaming of kissing the homemade strawberry wine from her lips... sweet and sticky, I linger for much more...

mountainbikedyke 03-17-2010 12:58 PM

Fuck! Am I the only one who has a mild stroke when trying to get that damn strip of tape off of a new CD? Jeezus Christ!

Write14u 03-17-2010 01:32 PM

Sitting in coffee houses makes me happy. I'm very happy right now. Things are in the works. :)

Lady Pamela 03-17-2010 01:43 PM


Soon 03-17-2010 01:46 PM

Why does my first (serious) boyfriend pop up out of the woodwork only to try to friend my sis on FB? (I'm not on it).

I preferred him away...far away.

She better not have accepted!

Rook 03-17-2010 06:17 PM

My feet hurt....

happy st. patricks Daaaaaay
~wearin my shamrock antennae~

:drunk::cooking:

Gemme 03-17-2010 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NJFemmie (Post 68535)
Life is an endless struggle, full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find a hair stylist you like.

Quote:

Originally Posted by apocalipstic (Post 68537)
If I had only known (and been able to afford) my current stylist back in High School and College, my life would have been entirely different. :bowdown:

I had one....then she moved from WA to FL. :wtf:

For those who cannot appreciate the irony in my life....I moved to WA from FL.


Quote:

Originally Posted by HowSoonIsNow (Post 68650)
Why does my first (serious) boyfriend pop up out of the woodwork only to try to friend my sis on FB? (I'm not on it).

I preferred him away...far away.

She better not have accepted!

Been there, hid like a :ninja:

Soon 03-17-2010 06:52 PM

YummmmmmY!
 
tres leches (milk) cake is to DIE for!

moxie 03-17-2010 07:11 PM

Ewan McGregor and Philip Seymour Hoffman together? Now that would be steamy!

Soon 03-17-2010 07:53 PM

Top 10 Anti-Gay Politicians Caught in the Act of Being Gay

Lady Pamela 03-17-2010 10:36 PM

Happy St Pattricks Day!

Just wanted to share a pic of our lil lucky charm...Smile
This is Gage my grandson..:superfunny:

http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs421...._2545029_n.jpg



Rook 03-18-2010 08:45 AM

:raspberry:
A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And no one can talk to a horse of course
That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mr. Ed.
:wtf::wtf:
Go right to the source and ask the horse
He'll give you the answer that you'll endorse.
He's always on a steady course.
Talk to Mr. Ed.

People yakkity-yak a streak and waste your time of day
But Mister Ed will never speak unless he has something to say.
:seconddoh::deadhorse::deadhorse:
A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And this one'll talk 'til his voice is hoarse.
You never heard of a talking horse?
Well listen to this!
I am Mister Ed.


:cracked::nyahnyah:

Apocalipstic 03-18-2010 09:16 AM

I can hardly hold my eyes open this morning....I am sitting at my desk wishing I were back between cool sheets in our Sleep Number bed with my Honey.

There is just not enough coffee to penetrate this fog, and I went to bed on time. Spring time change I guess?

:hanging:

Enchantress 03-18-2010 09:54 AM

Early rising, bunches of activity and a perky mother (all before coffee) does not work well for me...

That is all.

Butterbean 03-18-2010 10:00 AM

Nearly killed myself in the shower this morning...must remember to make sure the sucker things are firmly squashed on floor...

Rook 03-18-2010 10:05 AM

Sun's Shining Bright,
I'm washed and dressed, ready to Go....
Bob Evans !! :mohawk::coffee:
Then Dentist
:seeingstars:

Write14u 03-18-2010 10:08 AM

My best friend's chihuahua is snuggled up to me and we're all just chilling and talking. It's a good way to start the day.

Diva 03-18-2010 11:30 AM

The day is just SOOOOOOOOOO lovely it's hard to stay indoors!

I have cleared out my planter boxes.....mixed in some additional good earth and have planted my new plants, mulched & watered them.... how exciting.... let the growing commence!


Gemme 03-18-2010 11:41 AM

My abs hurt, I found a couple extra muscles in my quads I didn't know about, and I couldn't be happier! This mixing stuff up thing is WORKING! Woot! :weightlifter:

Duchess 03-18-2010 11:51 AM

Unbelievable
 
GILBERT, AZ — Alliance Defense Fund attorneys filed an appeal Wednesday with the town of Gilbert’s zoning Board of Adjustment to overturn a decision banning churches from meeting, holding Bible studies, or having any other activities in private homes. The pastor of the seven-member Oasis of Truth Church received a cease-and-desist letter ordering him to terminate all religious meetings in his home, regardless of their size, nature, or frequency.

~Alliance Defense Fund

NJFemmie 03-18-2010 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Duchess (Post 46998)
What is poop made of?:fart:

About 3/4 of your average turd is made of water. Of course, this value is highly variable - the water content of diarrhea is much higher, and the amount of water in poop that has been retained (voluntarily or otherwise) is lower. Water is absorbed out of fecal material as it passes through the intestine, so the longer a turd resides inside before emerging, the drier it will be.:seeingstars:

Of the remaining portion of the turd, about 1/3 is composed of dead bacteria. These microcorpses come from the intestinal garden of microorganisms that assist us in the digestion of our food. Another 1/3 of the turd mass is made of stuff that we find indigestible, like cellulose, for instance. This indigestible material is called "fiber," and is useful in getting the turd to move along through the intestine, perhaps because it provides traction. The remaining portion of the turd is a mixture of fats such as cholesterol, inorganic salts like phosphates, live bacteria, dead cells and mucus from the lining of the intestine, and protein. :runforhills:


~courtesy of www.smellypoop.com

I'm wondering .... how did I miss this post?

oh ... yeah ..... *holding nose*

JakeTulane 03-18-2010 03:08 PM

68 degrees. Fresh haircut. One day of work left. More retail therapy this weekend. Selling 3 pieces of jewlery. 4 special orders requested. It is a beautiful day.

Duchess 03-18-2010 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JakeTulane (Post 69365)
68 degrees. Fresh haircut. One day of work left. More retail therapy this weekend. Selling 3 pieces of jewlery. 4 special orders requested. It is a beautiful day.

Hi babe..New pic with a fresh haircut would be nice. :)

Duchess

Enchantress 03-18-2010 03:35 PM

I have Sesame Street tunes running through my head ...

Leigh 03-18-2010 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Enchantress
I have Sesame Street tunes running through my head ...


Funny you should mention this, because My sister is currently listening to a dvd of elmo's re-telling of Peter and The Wolf :fudd:


In other news ~ in ten days from today, I will turn 30 :goodscore:

mountainbikedyke 03-18-2010 04:58 PM

~Say what you mean and mean what you say~ It's not all that difficult!

Rook 03-18-2010 05:57 PM

2 things anderson cooper will never live down from today's celebrity jeopardy.....mistakenly saying margareth thatcher over indira gandhi....and losing to cheech marin
:brightbulb::bolt:

Soft*Silver 03-18-2010 06:58 PM

I heard the spring peepers for the first time tonight...

Leigh 03-18-2010 07:30 PM

Well supper was good, but My gallstone isnt liking it though :(

Gemme 03-18-2010 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NJFemmie (Post 68530)
I think I work with a bunch of baboons.

We work together? :blink:

Write14u 03-18-2010 08:36 PM

Something I never thought I'd ponder: Hmmm, how long will it take to study for the GRE?

Enchantress 03-18-2010 08:53 PM

I.want.to.sleep.

Diva 03-18-2010 09:41 PM

This afternoon, I bought a lime green box cutter.....I giggled all the way home...... I love tools......:eyebat:



Leigh 03-18-2010 09:54 PM

Watching this show called the Police Women of Maricopa County, and a female deputy was called to back up a fellow officer. She gets there and the guy who is charged with a DUI gave the other officer a fake name and date of birth. Well I guess the bad guy realized that he was caught, cuz when he gave the officers the proper info they found out that he was also wanted for murder :blink:


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