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You don't mince words, do you?
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If I offered you some minced meat pie, would your evening be improved?
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Wouldn't that depend on who's meat it was?
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How do you like your meat?
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If I slipped some meat into the pie, who would notice? :|
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If Loreena Bobbit baked it with "special ingredients," might John Bobbit notice?
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wOULDN'T IT SEEM STRANGELY FAMILIAR TO HIM?
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Should you not take a helping from John of quiche Loreena?
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Am I having a slice of humble pie after that last AQ ringer?
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On that note, can I say good night?
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Can you be told "No," oh sayer of "Nos"?
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Have I just stuffed cotton in my ears?
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What abut your mouth?
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Whoa, am I glad I know you well enough not to be insulted by that? Also too, how would that help those who are mostly victims of what my fingers are saying?
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Don't people experience cotton mouth when talking?
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Can I offer you a glass of milk and some brownies?
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What if I would prefer a Pepsi with the brownie instead?
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Diet Pepsi! ;)
Don't the sharp bubblies just really cut the sweet so well?
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Bubbles are sharp? What?
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Would you prefer some crisps?
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A tin of biscuits with tea?
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Can I have crumpets too?
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Will you hold your fingers properly?
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Isn't the pinky position important when holding a delicate tea cup?
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Is THAT what the "pinky position" is ...theres a tea cup involved ???
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Am I smart enough not to ask what you thought it was? ;)
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Did you realize you are quite clever?
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A kinky, clever June Cleaver?
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You want to do what with the cleaver?? ;)
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Do you think it had already occurred to my dirty, fertile mind that "clever" and "cleaver" in the same sentence might not be such a hot idea when describing what kind of girl you are?
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You do realize I have no idea to what you are referring?
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Do you realize I like it that way?
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Do you know that I am now going to dream of frigging flying monkeys?
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Do you know that you could have always gone back to Kansas?
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Am I laughing so hard that I can almost not form a question in my mind?
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How do you know you laughed that hard? Can that be measured?
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Am I still breathing?
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Shouldn't you know?
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Is it hard to tell while I am choking on the idea of having a doughnut?
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