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Chad 03-01-2020 07:49 AM

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Originally Posted by JDeere (Post 1262681)
Yes, I own mainly sports related decorations LOL

DYO anything career related?

Yes, from my field work a soil chart and a diameter tape.

Do you own any automotive repair equipment?

homoe 03-01-2020 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Chad (Post 1262686)
Yes, from my field work a soil chart and a diameter tape.

Do you own any automotive repair equipment?

Nope not a one.......

Do You have a "Rag Bag" (It's a thing to hold cut up old clothes, towels, etc to use as rags for cleaning)

C0LLETTE 03-01-2020 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Chad (Post 1262686)
Yes, from my field work a soil chart and a diameter tape.

Do you own any automotive repair equipment?

If it doesn't have a computer chip in it, I can fix it. At this point, all that means is that I can change your tires and add some oil if you smell something burning.

Do you have 6 or more beers in your fridge?

homoe 03-01-2020 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by C0LLETTE (Post 1262692)
If it doesn't have a computer chip in it, I can fix it. At this point, all that means is that I can change your tires and add some oil if you smell something burning.

Do you have 6 or more beers in your fridge?

Nope not even 1


Do you own a paper map?

Chad 03-01-2020 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1262708)
Nope not even 1


Do you own a paper map?

Yes, way more than one.

Do you own yard equipment like mowers and chain saws?

C0LLETTE 03-01-2020 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Chad (Post 1262715)
Yes, way more than one.

Do you own yard equipment like mowers and chain saws?

No yard, but i do own the phone number of a good plumber.

Do you products that will render every surface in your house 99.9 % germ free?

homoe 03-01-2020 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by C0LLETTE (Post 1262718)
No yard, but i do own the phone number of a good plumber.

Do you products that will render every surface in your house 99.9 % germ free?

Yes and if they don't I've got the phone number to an excellent cleaning woman!

Do you own a smart phone?

Chad 03-01-2020 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by C0LLETTE (Post 1262718)
No yard, but i do own the phone number of a good plumber.

Do you products that will render every surface in your house 99.9 % germ free?

Yes, Clorox.

Do you own good health insurance?

Oops pardon buddy.

C0LLETTE 03-01-2020 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1262721)
Yes and if they don't I've got the phone number to an excellent cleaning woman!

Do you own a smart phone?

No. I own one of the very first Blackberries and it's still on its first battery.

Do you an Apple product that needs to be "updated" about every 20 minutes for about a year until it becomes obsolete and you have to buy a new one?

homoe 03-01-2020 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by C0LLETTE (Post 1262723)
No. I own one of the very first Blackberries and it's still on its first battery.

Do you an Apple product that needs to be "updated" about every 20 minutes for about a year until it becomes obsolete and you have to buy a new one?

Nope! I learned my lesson early from music formats! Albums, 8-tracks, cassettes, CD's, back to vinyl, etc etc

Do you own one of those torture items to curl eyelashes?

C0LLETTE 03-01-2020 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1262726)
Nope! I learned my lesson early from music formats! Albums, 8-tracks, cassettes, CD's, back to vinyl, etc etc

Do you own one of those torture items to curl eyelashes?

yes but i only use it to open child-proof bottles of Tylenol.

Do you own a series of two-prong extension cords that run all round your house and then out into the yard to electrify your privacy fence?

homoe 03-01-2020 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by C0LLETTE (Post 1262733)
yes but i only use it to open child-proof bottles of Tylenol.

Do you own a series of two-prong extension cords that run all round your house and then out into the yard to electrify your privacy fence?

I COULD answer this but our property security is TOP SECRET, that's my story and I'm sticking to it...

Do you own a wooden baseball bat?

Bèsame* 03-02-2020 12:29 AM

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Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1262754)
I COULD answer this but our property security is TOP SECRET, that's my story and I'm sticking to it...

Do you own a wooden baseball bat?

no

Do you own a wooden yard stick?

homoe 03-02-2020 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Bèsame* (Post 1262792)
no

Do you own a wooden yard stick?

Yes, AND I use it on Mary's "behind" when she acts up.....

Do you own a deck of cards?

Orema 03-03-2020 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1262799)
Yes, AND I use it on Mary's "behind" when she acts up.....

Do you own a deck of cards?

Yes, and I don't use them on anyone's behind!

Do you own a pair of reading glasses?

nhplowboi 03-03-2020 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Orema (Post 1262841)
Yes, and I don't use them on anyone's behind!

Do you own a pair of reading glasses?

LOL, yes we have them everywhere....at the house, at the store, in our coat pockets. They are not prescription readers but Dollar Store readers which is a good thing because at the rate we lose them I would not want to think it was my only pair that I paid $$$ for.

Do you own a bird/s of any kind (poultry can count)?

homoe 03-03-2020 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by nhplowboi (Post 1262845)
LOL, yes we have them everywhere....at the house, at the store, in our coat pockets. They are not prescription readers but Dollar Store readers which is a good thing because at the rate we lose them I would not want to think it was my only pair that I paid $$$ for.

Do you own a bird/s of any kind (poultry can count)?

Nope no birds but I have heard birds of a feather stick together.....:|

Do you own a old manual portable typewriter?

GeorgiaMa'am 03-03-2020 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1262853)
Do you own a old manual portable typewriter?

Nope. Do you own any boxes of Jell-O?

Bèsame* 03-04-2020 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by GeorgiaMa'am (Post 1262857)
Nope. Do you own any boxes of Jell-O?

oh why yes I do, of the sugar free variety

Do you own a bamboo cutting board?

PlatinumPearl 03-05-2020 10:49 AM

Do You Own...
 
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Originally Posted by Bèsame* (Post 1262930)
Do you own a bamboo cutting board?


Yes, I do.

Do you own a cheese knife?

C0LLETTE 03-05-2020 11:37 AM

If you do own a cheese knife and never wash it you can create your own blue cheese.
Answer to Q: no. If it cuts meat and won't hurt me too much, it'll do.

Do you own a very large number of plastic containers that no longer have lids but you can't bring yourself to throw out?

homoe 03-06-2020 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by C0LLETTE (Post 1262950)
If you do own a cheese knife and never wash it you can create your own blue cheese.
Answer to Q: no. If it cuts meat and won't hurt me too much, it'll do.

Do you own a very large number of plastic containers that no longer have lids but you can't bring yourself to throw out?

Nope, all lids are accounted for and in tack (btw, I have ZERO qualms about tossing anything out)

Do you own a magazine rack?

C0LLETTE 03-06-2020 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1262982)
Nope, all lids are accounted for and in tack (btw, I have ZERO qualms about tossing anything out)

Do you own a magazine rack?

If I ever buy an MK47, I'll buy a magazine rack to go with it.

Do you own a sectional couch that always slides apart whenever you sit on it?

GeorgiaMa'am 03-06-2020 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by C0LLETTE (Post 1262995)
Do you own a sectional couch that always slides apart whenever you sit on it?

No. Do you own any baby shampoo?

C0LLETTE 03-06-2020 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by GeorgiaMa'am (Post 1263002)
No. Do you own any baby shampoo?

no, not for 36 years.
do you own a comb?

JDeere 03-06-2020 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by C0LLETTE (Post 1263003)
no, not for 36 years.
do you own a comb?

Yes

Dyo a box of hair dye?

C0LLETTE 03-06-2020 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by C0LLETTE (Post 1263003)
no, not for 36 years.
do you own a comb?

that was a joke.

GeorgiaMa'am 03-06-2020 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by JDeere (Post 1263012)
Dyo a box of hair dye?

No.

DYO a cat? (or does a cat own you?)

C0LLETTE 03-06-2020 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by GeorgiaMa'am (Post 1263016)
No.

DYO a cat? (or does a cat own you?)

no, the only kinda cat i'd own is the kind that can perch on the edge of a toilet seat and flush when done.

do you own a locker where you store hundreds of rolls of toilet paper ... just in case?

GeorgiaMa'am 03-06-2020 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by C0LLETTE (Post 1263017)
do you own a locker where you store hundreds of rolls of toilet paper ... just in case?

Not exactly a locker, but I have a basement where I store hundreds of rolls of toilet paper, just in case. Mainly, I store them because my dad could never pass up a good deal, and he'd stock up me and my sister too. He passed away over three years ago, and I still have toilet paper and paper towels. I have no idea how much I have left - a lot. It would be hard to count.

DYO a circular saw?

C0LLETTE 03-06-2020 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by GeorgiaMa'am (Post 1263018)
Not exactly a locker, but I have a basement where I store hundreds of rolls of toilet paper, just in case. Mainly, I store them because my dad could never pass up a good deal, and he'd stock up me and my sister too. He passed away over three years ago, and I still have toilet paper and paper towels. I have no idea how much I have left - a lot. It would be hard to count.

DYO a circular saw?

it only takes one time for a circular saw to kick back and miss your jugular by abt an inch to give up your romance with owning a circular saw...so, no.

dyo a mouldy old shower curtain that you just can't bring yourself to throw out because your ex loved sex in the shower behind that slimey old thing and Amazon has run out of anti-bacterial shower curtain cleaner?

homoe 03-07-2020 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by C0LLETTE (Post 1263020)
it only takes one time for a circular saw to kick back and miss your jugular by abt an inch to give up your romance with owning a circular saw...so, no.

dyo a mouldy old shower curtain that you just can't bring yourself to throw out because your ex loved sex in the shower behind that slimey old thing and Amazon has run out of anti-bacterial shower curtain cleaner?

Nope, no moldy or slimy old shower curtain.....:giggle:


Do you own some old love letters from an ex that you just couldn't bring yourself to part with....:glasses:

GeorgiaMa'am 03-07-2020 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1263052)
Do you own some old love letters from an ex that you just couldn't bring yourself to part with....:glasses:

Yes, but mainly now I still have them because they are buried under a heap of books and other things and I don't want to fish them out just to throw them away. But at one time, I could not part with them out of sentimentality.

DYO a pair of high heeled fuck me pumps?

C0LLETTE 03-07-2020 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1263052)
Nope, no moldy or slimy old shower curtain.....:giggle:


Do you own some old love letters from an ex that you just couldn't bring yourself to part with....:glasses:

Of course, I had to rent two 10x12 ft storage units to keep them all.

DYO a lock-picking kit?

C0LLETTE 03-07-2020 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by GeorgiaMa'am (Post 1263058)
Yes, but mainly now I still have them because they are buried under a heap of books and other things and I don't want to fish them out just to throw them away. But at one time, I could not part with them out of sentimentality.

DYO a pair of high heeled fuck me pumps?

At this point in my life, my feet are about as wide as they are long...so no.

DYO a rusted out old gas BBQ that explodes every time you light it?

GeorgiaMa'am 03-07-2020 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by C0LLETTE (Post 1263060)
DYO a rusted out old gas BBQ that explodes every time you light it?

I _did_ own one that would have exploded every time I lit it, so I never lit it. But it was destroyed by Hurricane Irma. However, it did finally pay off because the insurance company paid for it.

DYO anything from Disney World or Disneyland?

C0LLETTE 03-07-2020 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by GeorgiaMa'am (Post 1263079)
I _did_ own one that would have exploded every time I lit it, so I never lit it. But it was destroyed by Hurricane Irma. However, it did finally pay off because the insurance company paid for it.

DYO anything from Disney World or Disneyland?

No, but I do own a mini replica of Sheriff Buford Pusser's "big stick" which I bought at the Buford Pusser Home and Museum, 342 Pusser St., Adamsville, TN.
Directions:
Buford Pusser Home and Museum. East side of town. From US Hwy 64/Main St. turn south onto Walnut St., drive two blocks, then turn right onto Pusser St. Signs help guide the way.
Hours:
M-F 11-5, Sa 9-5, Su 1-5, closes at 4 off-season (Call to verify)
Phone:
731-632-4080
Admission:
Adults $7.

DYO a Keurig Coffee Maker that has to be unclogged with a straightened paper clip after about each 4 cups?

GeorgiaMa'am 03-08-2020 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by C0LLETTE (Post 1263087)
DYO a Keurig Coffee Maker that has to be unclogged with a straightened paper clip after about each 4 cups?

No, but if you do, I suggest that the coffee you're buying is ground too finely.

DYO one of those cone-shaped Melitta filters that sits on the top of a coffee cup for you to pour the hot water through the coffee?

JDeere 03-08-2020 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by GeorgiaMa'am (Post 1263129)
No, but if you do, I suggest that the coffee you're buying is ground too finely.

DYO one of those cone-shaped Melitta filters that sits on the top of a coffee cup for you to pour the hot water through the coffee?

Nope

dyo a wire trash can?

GeorgiaMa'am 03-10-2020 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by JDeere (Post 1263133)
dyo a wire trash can?

Yes, but I think it is flattened somewhere under a heap of books in my library.

DYO a plastic laundry basket?


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