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I got a live evergreen Christmas tree delivered by UPS today from someone special... She came with decorations and lights... She is about 2 ft. tall... Never underestimate the power of gift that is well thought out...
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Thinking that sleeping would be AWESOME tonight. Now if I could get my body to be in agreement!
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Words of wisdome today from a friend's facebook status....
If you're troubled today....remember to breathe slow, take one moment at a time, put on your favorite song, and sing as loud as you can! |
Funny how you can hurt someone you care about, usually out of fear or self-preservation.
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i never thought there'd be a fuckin waiting list on netflix for thundercats
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The two most important choices a guy makes in life; career and the woman you marry.
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Yes, this does hurt...I know...ugh
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From my cousin
EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. 'So, how is everything going ?' inquired God. 'It is all so beautiful, God,' she replied. 'The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem.. It's these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snag ging them on bushes. They're a real pain.' And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc She felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more 'symmetrically balanced'. 'That's a fair point,' replied God, 'But it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away.' And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden. ' Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation ?' 'Just fantastic,' she replied, 'But for one oversight. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone.' God thought for a moment and said, 'You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this ? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Let's see....where did I put that useless boob ?' > Now doesn't THAT make more sense than the rib story ? |
"Testicles...That is all" -Peter Griffin
Watching Family Guy I HEART CARTOONS! |
I am feeling very sad for all the people in the Atlanta area who are homeless today because their homes and apartments were burned down!!!! It is an epidemic of house fires. And there have been several deaths as well.
Last Friday there was an apartment fire where three children were left alone by their mother and her boyfriend. They baracaded the children 4,3 and2 years old into their bedroom by a couch. The space heater was left on; the place caught on fire. The four and three year olds died in the fire and the 2 yr old is in critical condition from smoke inhalation. They were out partying!!!! |
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This cold weather is killing me!!!!!!! It's cool here in the house, it's effing frigid outside and today the heat was out at work. We all worked in our jackets :(
Well at least we do have heat here at the house, I have a roof over my head and a loving family and friends. I am blessed, a blessed icecube lol ~~~shark~~~~~~~ |
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Why does christmas have to be so expensive?
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Why is Christmas always so expensive ?
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